Bedtime Stories

Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

on December 11, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Bob Kamman, Procedurally Taxing: “I searched other Tax Court orders and decisions available at the Court’s website. Surprisingly, this is the only reference to Jarndyce. I searched for Dickens. There were petitioners named Dickens, and petitioners with an address on Dickens Street. But the only other Dickens reference came from an opinion by the same Judge Holmes” [U.S. Tax Court […]

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Guys Beware …. Danger awaits….

Guys Beware …. Danger awaits….

on December 10, 2019, 7:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote December 10th

Christmas Quote December 10th

on December 10, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the […]

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Santa Claus: The True Story

Santa Claus: The True Story

on December 1, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I remember my first Christmas party with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: “There is no Santa Claus,” she jeered. “Even dummies know that!” My grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day […]

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For all my Electrical Engineering Family and Friends……

For all my Electrical Engineering Family and Friends……

on November 29, 2019, 9:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T To Bill….

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Where is the Meat?

Where is the Meat?

on November 27, 2019, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Drawing by  Gary Garvel After 2 weeks of Adam Schiff’s impeachment circus, where is the crime? Ukraine got our money and did not investigate the Bidens. So where is the “quid pro quo?” Now Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her party are in a dicy position. If the House does impeach Trump, the democrats may regret what will be uncovered in […]

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AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough

AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough

on November 27, 2019, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

For today’s humor read the premier site for a satire interview of AOC. Read the article before my thoughts. Mathematicians take note — you are divisive, probably even multiplying it!  Most liberals also attack geometry since the concept might allow more sides to an issue when they KNOW there is only one.  And then trig also might raise the thought […]

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The Funny Side of a Side Subject…

The Funny Side of a Side Subject…

on November 26, 2019, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Rude, Yes… And not really funny

Rude, Yes… And not really funny

on November 26, 2019, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf

Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf

on November 25, 2019, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A corporate headquarters announced Friday that the restaurant will be getting a new mascot in place of the traditional Chick-fil-A cow: a golden calf. Restaurant patrons will be asked to dance around and worship the golden calf when they enter the restaurant to show their submission to the LGBTQ agenda. “Take off the body piercings that your LGBTQ+ same-sex partners […]

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Why?

Why?

on November 22, 2019, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Steve Kelley 

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A Question of Importance

A Question of Importance

on November 20, 2019, 7:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Followup to previous on Hollywood

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Raising Taxes

Raising Taxes

on November 19, 2019, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The internet really does seem endlessly creative in making up hilarious memes that perfectly sum up the hypocrisy of liberals and their obscenely stupid behavior! In this case there were a few funny people on Twitter that pointed out how dumb it was that Bernie Sanders met with Al Sharpton.    

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WHAT’S IN YOUR SPONGE?

WHAT’S IN YOUR SPONGE?

on November 19, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

[Submitted by the Michael Faulkners] There are 5 sponges laying on your kitchen counter top.  Each member of your family has been cleaning up different areas of your home, but all the sponges look the same. You are curious as to what was cleaned in your home, but you can’t tell by looking…they all look the same….so what do you […]

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What Bradley Owed

on November 18, 2019, 8:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Home is the place where first lessons are learned. And it is the place where much of what you, you do for love. There was once a boy named Bradley. When he was about eight, he fell into the habit of thinking of everything in terms of money. He wanted to know the price of everything he saw, and if […]

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Smile…. We may still survive this.

Smile…. We may still survive this.

on November 18, 2019, 8:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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TRICK OR TREAT!

TRICK OR TREAT!

on November 17, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying “Trick or Treat!” The man asks the kids what he’s dressed up as for Halloween. The kid replies, “I’m an IRS agent.” Then the kid takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t say thank you!

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THE TICKET

THE TICKET

on November 15, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called […]

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Our thoughts on the matter

Our thoughts on the matter

on November 14, 2019, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Henry Payne

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TALKING DOG FOR SALE

TALKING DOG FOR SALE

on November 14, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house, Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and sees a handsome Labrador Retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab replies. […]

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