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Jobs, pork, FBI and another war in Israel.͏‌

Jobs, pork, FBI and another war in Israel.͏‌

on August 10, 2022, 6:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

Last Friday’s jobs report was surprisingly good. Over half-a-million jobs were added in July. All of the jobs lost in 2020 have now been recovered. Thanks to Bidenomics, many people are having to more than one job. It’s feeding time in the political swamp again. The Inflation Reduction Act props up EVs, wind and solar industry with $113 billion in tax credits this decade […]

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Humor for today

on August 9, 2022, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T to Richard The State of Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners’ response in the second letter is EPIC. Letter from Washington Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife: WDFWR Staff […]

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Make Me Happy

Make Me Happy

on August 3, 2022, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills Out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I […]

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Edger and Charley and todays version of the pair

Edger and Charley and todays version of the pair

on July 31, 2022, 8:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

the original Ventriloquist and his Dummy Todays  ventriloquist and his Dummy.

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11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl

11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl

on July 29, 2022, 7:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

BabylonBee.com Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You’re going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one. Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire: “I don’t believe in big government, but […]

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Save a Life

Save a Life

on July 28, 2022, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T to Linda

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Smile July 27, 2022

Smile July 27, 2022

on July 27, 2022, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes After Funny Jokes Broadcast On His Show

Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes After Funny Jokes Broadcast On His Show

on July 26, 2022, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

BabylonBee.com LOS ANGELES, CA — In a tearful apology last night, beloved political pundit Jimmy Kimmel apologized to the nation for allowing comedian Dana Carvey on his show to tell funny jokes. “In the past few nights, we had a guest host on the show who actually used this platform to tell jokes that were funny,” said Kimmel as tears […]

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Not So Funny

Not So Funny

on July 26, 2022, 6:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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SMILE

SMILE

on July 26, 2022, 6:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

   

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Wake up……

Wake up……

on July 24, 2022, 9:29 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Battle for the Mind

The Battle for the Mind

on July 21, 2022, 6:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Good guy with a gun, Biden’s Saudi Arabia trip, father of deception͏‌   ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ […]

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A Comprehensive List Of All The Countries Where Communism Has Worked

on July 18, 2022, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn’t turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog.

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How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

on July 18, 2022, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 BabylonBee.com Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as “Breakfast Tacos,” eschewing the more politically correct term, “Brxxkfst Txcxs.” Despite her faux pas, this isn’t the first time she’s used colorful language to describe some ethnicities. Here are most of the other times:   “Italians are a basket of free breadsticks at Olive Garden.” “The Irish are a variety pack of 12 different beers.” “White […]

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10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

on July 15, 2022, 6:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

SPONSORED So, you’re working for a woke corporation. Sad! It’s a hard life working for “the man,” and it’s even harder when “the man” is a non-binary pansexual neurodivergent transspecies disabled person who will fire you if you misgender them. How will you ever survive? Here are a few great ways to survive working at a woke corporation: Visit the […]

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Abortion legislation, Biden’s polls, will Trump return?͏‌

Abortion legislation, Biden’s polls, will Trump return?͏‌

on July 13, 2022, 5:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Gary Varvel LLC publication Who will father the abortion legislation in the GOP-run states? Will they have the courage to do the Biblical thing and ban abortion? Or will the simply add restrictions to killing children in the womb? This is a spiritual battle and must be won by prayer. AMERICA’S REAL RULER Joe Biden is the President of […]

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‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

on July 11, 2022, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

By MICHAEL E. RUANE | The Washington Post | Published: July 8, 2017 Special Thanks to Thomas HALLETTSVILLE, Texas — Ronald Ridgeway was “killed” in Vietnam on Feb. 25, 1968. The 18-year-old Marine Corps private first class fell with a bullet to the shoulder during a savage firefight with the enemy outside Khe Sanh. Dozens of Marines, from what came […]

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We Asked 1,000 Christian Women What They Want In A Spouse – Here Are The Top Responses

We Asked 1,000 Christian Women What They Want In A Spouse – Here Are The Top Responses

on July 10, 2022, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Original Post Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man. Only you have the power to mold yourself into the ultimate man and win her heart. Consider embodying one of these amazing qualities: Boaz: If […]

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Biden’s oil, murderer’s heart; Liberal World Order and war on children͏‌ ͏‌

Biden’s oil, murderer’s heart; Liberal World Order and war on children͏‌ ͏‌

on July 6, 2022, 7:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WHY PRIDE IS BAD “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” – Proverbs 16:18. A preacher was getting ready for church one Sunday when he said to his wife, “Honey, have you noticed just how few really great preachers there are today?” “Yes, and there’s one less than you think there is,” His wife replied. Warning: […]

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We Asked 3 Christian Men What They Want In A Spouse – Here Are The Top Responses

We Asked 3 Christian Men What They Want In A Spouse – Here Are The Top Responses

on July 5, 2022, 6:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for? We surveyed 3 Christian men sitting around the break room and compiled the common answers to come up with a definitive list of female qualities men crave. Here are some things Christian men are looking for in a mate: Exists: If you are a […]

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