Bedtime Stories

Clue Clucks Clan Story

Clue Clucks Clan Story

on April 24, 2018, 6:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from […]

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Black Coffee Matters

Black Coffee Matters

on April 24, 2018, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Great Story and Advice

on April 22, 2018, 6:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Look Out….

Look Out….

on April 20, 2018, 6:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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single female seeks male

on April 20, 2018, 6:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: “Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me […]

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An Irish Ghost Story

on April 12, 2018, 9:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was […]

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Hospital Visit

Hospital Visit

on April 9, 2018, 9:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will […]

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How to Explain GOD

How to Explain GOD

on April 3, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

It was written by an 8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third-grade homework assignment.  The assignment was to explain God.  Wonder if any of us could do as well?” EXPLAIN GOD……. One of God’s main jobs is making people.  He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of […]

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Tradition

on April 1, 2018, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WHAT’S IN A HANDSHAKE ? In Switzerland it has long been customary for students to shake the hands of their teachers at the beginning and end of the school day.   It’s a sign of solidarity and mutual respect between teacher and pupil, one that is thought to encourage the right classroom atmosphere.   Justice Minister Simonetta Sommaruga recently felt compelled to further […]

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My son

on April 1, 2018, 6:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Many thanks to Barb for sending this to me.  It is SO fitting with my thoughts today with the spiritual war going on in this world.  The demon worshippers (Dems, Libs, RINO’s, Globalists and the fake *Representatives* who created and then pased that hellish piece of legislation they call the Monster Spending bill.  I was SO hoping that Trump would […]

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when Slatten was a peace officer

on March 19, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper (Slatten) for speeding, and Slat started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally,Slat got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were […]

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Welcome to CA

Welcome to CA

on March 18, 2018, 7:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH

THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH

on March 18, 2018, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts and arrogance. It’s Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, “No other word and no other language can do it justice.” Read the story below and you will understand. A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would […]

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You gotta love Frank!

on March 14, 2018, 9:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence & distance. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the […]

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A Ref’s Toughest Call

on March 13, 2018, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Good morning, it’s Tuesday, March 13, 2018. Eighty-three years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past two years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at […]

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That’s Show Business

That’s Show Business

on March 12, 2018, 6:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Why Grandpa carries a gun

Why Grandpa carries a gun

on March 11, 2018, 9:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The quintessential reason why Grandpa carries a gun. Why Carry a Gun? My old Grandpa said to me, “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take a whoopin’.” I don’t carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun […]

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Democrats Announce 2020 Dream Ticket

Democrats Announce 2020 Dream Ticket

on March 9, 2018, 8:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We can’t wait.

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The Entrance Exam For Medical School

The Entrance Exam For Medical School

on March 6, 2018, 8:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

When students took the entrance exam for medical school, They were perplexed by this question: “Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body That is most useful when erect.” Scroll down Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are in Congress

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Jackson, There Is New Blood in Town

Jackson, There Is New Blood in Town

on March 6, 2018, 7:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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