Bedtime Stories

The Border Crisis

The Border Crisis

on April 13, 2021, 8:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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My assault rifle now clearly identifies as a unicorn so as not to frighten the weak-minded…

My assault rifle now clearly identifies as a unicorn so as not to frighten the weak-minded…

on April 12, 2021, 5:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Richard sent this

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The Heart of America’s problems – Varvel’s Views From The Right

The Heart of America’s problems – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on April 11, 2021, 9:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News

Thank you for supporting my work. Symbolism over substance. President Biden’s executive actions will do nothing to stop gun violence. THE HEART OF AMERICA’S PROBLEMS “For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.” – Matthew 15:19 Imagine that you came home from a trip and found that you left the water running upstairs […]

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No Harm No Foul

No Harm No Foul

on April 11, 2021, 7:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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TRAVEL AGENT RECALLS

on April 7, 2021, 10:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If you are in need of a BIG LAUGH then this will do it!!!!  Do NOT have any liquid in your mouth  ! ! ! H/T to Bob S for sending this to me. TRAVEL AGENT RECALLS. Not only do they vote, walk among us, and breed; they also are involved in writing the laws! Kind of scary isn’t it! […]

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Boycott Georgia? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Boycott Georgia? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on April 7, 2021, 10:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

MLB, Georgia election law, Buttigieg, moving All-Star Game If you enjoy this newsletter, encourage your friends to join the club. Looking for an entertaining speaker for your group? I know a guy. Contact me at: gary@garyvarvel.com Watch this time lapse video UNITER-IN-CHIEF? Do you remember when Joe Biden promised to heal our nation? Well, the uniter-in-chief hasn’t felt very unitie lately. He’s […]

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The task of our children’s children

The task of our children’s children

on April 3, 2021, 9:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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by the Way……

by the Way……

on April 2, 2021, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Now Here’s a Thought……..

Now Here’s a Thought……..

on April 2, 2021, 7:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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Some Texas Humor!!

Some Texas Humor!!

on March 31, 2021, 9:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, […]

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How to stop mass shootings – Varvel’s Views From The Right

How to stop mass shootings – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on March 28, 2021, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News

Guess who President Biden put in charge of the border crisis? Uh, I mean, border challenge. Watch this time lapse video of the making of this cartoon. What causes mass shootings and 3 ways to stop them Mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder prompted the democrats to do what they always do; call for more “common sense gun laws.” But murderers […]

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Shades of EVE

Shades of EVE

on March 26, 2021, 8:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to J. R. Maness A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a […]

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Learning how far it goes…..

Learning how far it goes…..

on March 20, 2021, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Charles Piercy One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks. “What’s […]

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STOP!

STOP!

on March 20, 2021, 6:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Dr. Fauci: a conversation in Hell

Dr. Fauci: a conversation in Hell

on March 20, 2021, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The very first time I saw and heard FRAUDCHI I had an intense sense of mistrust of him.  Time has proven my immediate sense to be true.  I’ve never understood Pres. Trump keeping him as an advisor –  still don’t. Jon Rappoport has hit the nail on the head with this piece.  People need to wake up to the Spiritual […]

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Getting married for the 4th time…….

on March 13, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Every so often we need a good laugh  as I am cleaning out some old material on this puter I came across this and thought it might bring a loud smile to some of you. Getting married for the 4th time……. A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she […]

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I am Canceled….. Views from the Right by Gary Varvel

I am Canceled….. Views from the Right by Gary Varvel

on March 12, 2021, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Gas prices going up – Dr. Seuss, cancel culture, government restrictions If you belong to a social group that is interested in an entertaining speaker, I may know of someone. contact me at: gary@garyvarvel.com According to a New York Times story, gas prices may be heading up. According to a New York Times story, gas prices may be heading to $4 a […]

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Where the Democrats got their mascot.

Where the Democrats got their mascot.

on March 12, 2021, 7:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.  So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if […]

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THE BABYLON BEE (Satire):  Biden Defends Pepe Le Pew: ‘He Was Always My Favorite Character’!

THE BABYLON BEE (Satire): Biden Defends Pepe Le Pew: ‘He Was Always My Favorite Character’!

on March 9, 2021, 7:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has come to the defense of Pepe Le Pew after liberals wanted to cancel him, with the president saying he was “always my favorite character, a real stand-up guy.” Biden strongly condemned attempts to censor the Looney Tunes character, saying he doesn’t even understand what the issue with Pepe is. “The way Pepe pursues women and sniffs them […]

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No Bull

No Bull

on March 8, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull’s testicles from the bull fight this […]

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