Bedtime Stories

All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

on April 17, 2019, 7:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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American Express

American Express

on April 8, 2019, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Pick Your Crazy!

Pick Your Crazy!

on April 6, 2019, 7:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Teaching with Authority

Teaching with Authority

on April 4, 2019, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Beautiful Animals

on April 3, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Not sure which ones are photo-shopped and which ones are not…. either way enjoy

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WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART

WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART

on April 3, 2019, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world’s largest retailer but, since I retired, trips to “Wally World” to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I […]

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Ha ha !

Ha ha !

on March 27, 2019, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men. “Watch and learn,” answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all […]

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The Patriot Post Asks the Question: How Could this be Right?

The Patriot Post Asks the Question: How Could this be Right?

on March 26, 2019, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Oh, that it were just funny!

Oh, that it were just funny!

on March 26, 2019, 6:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Drunk Englishman

Drunk Englishman

on March 24, 2019, 8:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and much wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the […]

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When I’m an old lady……………..

on March 20, 2019, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

by Joanne Bailey Baxter, Lorain, OH When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with my kids, And make their life happy and filled with such fun. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided, Returning each deed.  Oh, they’ll be so excited! When I’m an old lady and live with my kids. I’ll write on the wall with […]

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :

on March 20, 2019, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Author unknown Just saying………….

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CAIR-ful #IStandWithJudgeJeanine

CAIR-ful #IStandWithJudgeJeanine

on March 20, 2019, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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… but, sooner or later, Fox will follow its Founder

… but, sooner or later, Fox will follow its Founder

on March 17, 2019, 6:14 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(at least for the time being) Pat Cross Cartoons  

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Man-Made Disaster

Man-Made Disaster

on March 16, 2019, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Donka shay Louise

on March 15, 2019, 8:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The latest telephone poll taken by the new California Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:   29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”       71% of respondents answered: “No es unaproblema seriosa.”

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Background Check

Background Check

on March 15, 2019, 6:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Elizabeth Warren says she has zero sympathies for the parents involved in the admissions scandal but wait, how did she get into Harvard?

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Bad to the Bone

Bad to the Bone

on March 13, 2019, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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A Ref’s Toughest Call

on March 13, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Good morning, it’s Tuesday, March 13, 2019. Eighty-four years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past three years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at […]

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Muses From Richard

on March 12, 2019, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never […]

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