Bedtime Stories

Rose….

Rose….

on June 25, 2018, 7:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, “Hi […]

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The fiancé

on June 23, 2018, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl’s father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. “So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man. “I am a biblical scholar,” he replied “A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the […]

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BRAKING News (sic) on Anti-Trumpers

BRAKING News (sic) on Anti-Trumpers

on June 22, 2018, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This pretty much sums it all up.  Share it far and wide. Jackie Juntti WGEN   idzrus@earthlink.net News has it that the mental hospitals are filling fast with patients suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome

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The Trade

The Trade

on June 22, 2018, 6:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the […]

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The get-trump mainstream media haters and Democrats have invested so much in Trump’s failure that they are now rooting for America to fail, just so Trump takes a hit.

The get-trump mainstream media haters and Democrats have invested so much in Trump’s failure that they are now rooting for America to fail, just so Trump takes a hit.

on June 21, 2018, 7:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Religious or Military Affiliation – you gotta love this one!!

Religious or Military Affiliation – you gotta love this one!!

on June 20, 2018, 7:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI He says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester.” The priest says, “My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”

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Gone Hiking

Gone Hiking

on June 19, 2018, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Slat and Bahm are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. Slat gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. Bahm says, “What are you doing?” Slat says, “I figure when the bear gets close to us, we’ll […]

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Thought for Today!

on June 19, 2018, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!” But of course now a days some women “DO” have a wife.

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Regina Ballard, A receptionist Welcomes Students to Summer

on June 18, 2018, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

Receptionist Regina Ballard at North Lincoln High School in Lincolnton, NC gets creative on last day of classes… Check her out on Facebook

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Wake Up Dems

Wake Up Dems

on June 15, 2018, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Free Ride

A Free Ride

on June 15, 2018, 6:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d really like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m […]

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Promises Promises

Promises Promises

on June 14, 2018, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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The 30,000 dollar funeral

The 30,000 dollar funeral

on June 13, 2018, 7:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said. “I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?” “All of it,” said Helen. […]

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Bahmer, Linda joy and the Easter Bunny

Bahmer, Linda joy and the Easter Bunny

on June 12, 2018, 8:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, bahmer was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road, bahm couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. Bahm quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny. Bahm cried out, “Oh no! I have committed […]

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Been There, Done that

Been There, Done that

on June 12, 2018, 6:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Old South: 50 Essential Books

The Old South: 50 Essential Books

on June 10, 2018, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

THE FIRST INSTALLMENT of Dr. Clyde N. Wilson’s SOUTHERN READER’S GUIDES distills more than a half century of scholarship into identifying and describing 50 essential books on the topic of the “Old South”— that is, the colonial and antebellum periods of Southern History. Dr. Wilson, Emeritus Distinguished Professor of History of the University of South Carolina, was editor of the highly-praised Papers […]

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Focused on Winning For America

Focused on Winning For America

on June 8, 2018, 6:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco While the media stays obsessed with Russia collusion Trump continues on being focused on making America great and fulfilling his promises.

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Coffee With Jesus 

Coffee With Jesus 

on June 7, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, […]

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We are staying away from this one….

We are staying away from this one….

on June 6, 2018, 6:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THREE SMART PARROTS

THREE SMART PARROTS

on June 6, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.” The customer asks about the next […]

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