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The Left’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.

The Left’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.

on December 18, 2018, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Merry Christmas for All….  If you are offended by elf jokes don’t open this one.

A Merry Christmas for All…. If you are offended by elf jokes don’t open this one.

on December 17, 2018, 8:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE JOB INTERVIEW

on December 17, 2018, 8:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just so there is no confusion, there is no truth in this story…. ‘A man visits the local council for a job interview. During his interview, the interviewer asks him “Are you allergic to anything?” to which the man replies “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, have you ever been in the military service before?” “Yes,” he says. “I […]

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Yes he did!

Yes he did!

on December 17, 2018, 8:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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68!

on December 16, 2018, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up “executing” the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As […]

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Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be ‘Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty’

Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be ‘Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty’

on December 15, 2018, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Amid heated debate in Washington over President Trump’s border wall, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has weighed in, ruling that construction on the U.S.-Mexico border wall can proceed, so long as it is “short enough that a pregnant woman carrying a child in each arm could be expected to scale it without difficulty.” While that definition may […]

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Hidden Agenda

Hidden Agenda

on December 14, 2018, 8:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Christmas Quote December 13th

Christmas Quote December 13th

on December 13, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.  People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’  or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!”   Dave […]

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A Very Clever Dog Goes to the Butcher

A Very Clever Dog Goes to the Butcher

on December 12, 2018, 8:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and […]

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Tennessee’s Favorite Son Shining Bright

Tennessee’s Favorite Son Shining Bright

on December 12, 2018, 8:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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The Cross

The Cross

on December 12, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

A young man was at the end of his rope, seeing no way out, dropped to his knees in prayer. “Lord, I can’t go on,” he said. “I have too heavy of a cross to bear.” The Lord replied, “My son, if you can’t bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. Then, open that other door and […]

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Christmas Quote December 12th

Christmas Quote December 12th

on December 12, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was an American poet whose works include “Paul Revere’s Ride”, The Song of Hiawatha, and “Evangeline”. He was also the first American to translate Dante Alighieri’s The Divine […]

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Humor for Today

Humor for Today

on December 11, 2018, 7:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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Christmas Quote December 11th

Christmas Quote December 11th

on December 11, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” Charles M. Schulz Charles Monroe Schulz was an American cartoonist, whose comic strip Peanuts proved one of the most popular and influential in the history of the medium, and is still widely reprinted on a daily basis. Schulz’s first regular cartoons, Li’l Folks, were published from 1947 to 1950 by the […]

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Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

on December 11, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Bob Kamman, Procedurally Taxing: “I searched other Tax Court orders and decisions available at the Court’s website. Surprisingly, this is the only reference to Jarndyce. I searched for Dickens. There were petitioners named Dickens, and petitioners with an address on Dickens Street. But the only other Dickens reference came from an opinion by the same Judge Holmes” [U.S. Tax Court […]

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Socialist Math

Socialist Math

on December 10, 2018, 7:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Christmas Quote December 10th

Christmas Quote December 10th

on December 10, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the […]

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Box of Rocks Defeats Ocasio-Cortez for US Presidency  2028 !

Box of Rocks Defeats Ocasio-Cortez for US Presidency 2028 !

on December 9, 2018, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just got this from Steve in Florida and I had to stop laughing before I could send it out for the belly laugh event of the year.  DO NOT START TO DRINK YOUR COFFEE ! ! ! ! Box of Rocks Defeats Ocasio-Cortez for US Presidency 2028 ! ….. a Box of Rocks defeated Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez yesterday for the presidency […]

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French Fries

French Fries

on December 7, 2018, 8:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

After deadly riots, France has scraped it’s “Carbon Tax”. Many leftists are calling for a Carbon tax here in the U.S. but say little as to how that will ultimately lower CO2s. Will we have to burn down Washington DC? Art by A.F. Branco

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the blonds joke to end all blonde jokes

on December 6, 2018, 8:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We thought that we would cut the ice with a little humor today…. so take it as it is… humor… and smile. 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A […]

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