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Nothing like Mandatory Masks

Nothing like Mandatory Masks

on July 3, 2020, 8:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER

on July 2, 2020, 7:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just came across this in my old files = thought it was well worth sharing today.  –  Jackie IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes… I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but […]

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The First…..

The First…..

on June 30, 2020, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Gary Varvel 

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Whose in Charge?

Whose in Charge?

on June 23, 2020, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

on June 22, 2020, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence. Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he […]

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Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

on June 18, 2020, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

U.S.—Online and brick and mortar booksellers across the country* will no longer be selling the Bible due to its “outdated depictions of humanity all being of one race and made in the image of God.” The Bible has long been controversial when it comes to race, suggesting that Jesus Christ can break down barriers between people groups through the blood of […]

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It Takes A Village

It Takes A Village

on June 17, 2020, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Might A Few Deep State Generals Be In A Whole Lot Of Deep Doo-Doo?

Might A Few Deep State Generals Be In A Whole Lot Of Deep Doo-Doo?

on June 15, 2020, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Dag Barkley

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Happy days are here again !

on June 12, 2020, 7:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thoughts about the Pandemic I’m having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited. All I can think about now when I’m watching any TV show or movie is how everyone is standing WAY too close together. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.   Now I turn it like I’m cracking […]

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Something to Think About

Something to Think About

on June 12, 2020, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,   “Why is the bride dressed in white?” The mother replied, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “so why is the groom wearing black?”

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Can You Spot the Difference?

Can You Spot the Difference?

on June 9, 2020, 9:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Policies of Democrats, coming to our town as well!

Policies of Democrats, coming to our town as well!

on June 7, 2020, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A.F. BRANCO

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The Decision!

The Decision!

on June 7, 2020, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Shut In Thoughts

on June 6, 2020, 7:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud! All I can think about now when I’m watching any TV show or movie is how everyone is standing WAY too close together. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel […]

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Celebrities Show Solidarity With Protesters By Burning Their Own Homes To The Ground

Celebrities Show Solidarity With Protesters By Burning Their Own Homes To The Ground

on June 6, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Babylon Bee BELL CANYON, CA—According to sources, Hollywood celebrities have courageously united under an inspiring new movement to show respect for black lives. Entitled the #BurnYourHouseDown movement, celebrities such as Alyssa Milano, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Legend have volunteered to relinquish their power and privilege by burning their houses and everything they have to the ground. The organizer of this […]

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A Heavy Dose of Social Justice

A Heavy Dose of Social Justice

on June 4, 2020, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Urology test for senior men

Urology test for senior men

on June 2, 2020, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at […]

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RUDY’S ANGEL

RUDY’S ANGEL

on May 28, 2020, 6:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn’t hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 37 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. Rudy often came with me and almost every time he’d pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he […]

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Two Brothers

Two Brothers

on May 20, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and […]

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HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?

on May 16, 2020, 7:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Bill for sending. Things don’t seem so bad now do they….

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