Bedtime Stories

While they Turn Your Head One Way……

While they Turn Your Head One Way……

on June 18, 2019, 8:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Bubba had shingles.

on June 18, 2019, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Why health care is increasingly expensive under the care of Dr. Sam $$$ Here’s what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out […]

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Two “birds of a feather.”

Two “birds of a feather.”

on June 13, 2019, 9:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Can You Define ‘Dollar’ Please?

on June 11, 2019, 8:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An interesting story that has run around the internet for some time. So we thought that we would bring back this tongue and cheek printing.

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The Bear

The Bear

on June 11, 2019, 7:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Frank Miniter The big black bear came in under the shade of pines. He didn’t make a sound my ears caught over the raucous singing of red-winged blackbirds. I was in a stand 15 feet up a poplar tree and only knew the bear was coming because a little bear on the bait picked up his head and his […]

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Very Popular

Very Popular

on June 5, 2019, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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What Starts With “F” 

What Starts With “F” 

on June 4, 2019, 7:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Adults ONLY…. If you have a dirty mind you might be offended… A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think […]

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Fix the Road

Fix the Road

on June 3, 2019, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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What all wives should know

on June 2, 2019, 11:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

No offense ladies… just a little fun A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem? The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it […]

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WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!

on May 29, 2019, 7:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From me a man so, therefore, JUST for a good chuckle.  Sorry Ladies. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear […]

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Walking Eagle

Walking Eagle

on May 29, 2019, 6:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This sounds appropriate to me…. Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to address a gathering of the Indian First Nations chiefs in Denver , CO . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing the standard of living for all of their citizens by totally free government grants for free college educations, free Medicare for all, etc. He […]

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Sharing the Blame

Sharing the Blame

on May 26, 2019, 7:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Long Term Care

Long Term Care

on May 22, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Some have counseled me to go to a long-term care home. I was not sure about this. So I decided to ask my long time doctor. So, I awaited my next visit and I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up […]

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Life in the good lane

Life in the good lane

on May 17, 2019, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

What Bliss! Grandma’s 88 and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter: The other day at our Christian book store I saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am […]

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Creepy Foreign Affairs

Creepy Foreign Affairs

on May 17, 2019, 6:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Some feel that money could be influencing Biden’s light-hearted attitude toward relations with China when he alluded that they are no threat.

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We can’t Vouch for the Credibility of the Statement but if he didn’t say it, he should have

We can’t Vouch for the Credibility of the Statement but if he didn’t say it, he should have

on May 15, 2019, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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MICHAEL MOORE CRASHES GREEN NEW DEAL RALLY

on May 15, 2019, 7:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From The Daily Caller We sent Michael Moore to the Green New Deal rally. The professional leftists there didn’t appear to like him but the regular Americans in the surrounding neighborhood sure did. Join Moore as he scurries through throngs of young people and vegans to gather thoughts on the Green New Deal and the Earth’s chances of surviving past […]

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Why we go to church

on May 9, 2019, 8:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday.  He wrote: “I’ve gone for 30 years now, and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons, but for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one of them. So, I […]

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Considering that we just went Through Election Shock, We Thought some Fun was needed

on May 9, 2019, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.   Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?  (Not in 2019!) ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom UNTIL they are flashing behind you.  ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone?  That’s your common […]

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A recent study was done to find out WHY Millennials don’t ride motorcycles:

A recent study was done to find out WHY Millennials don’t ride motorcycles:

on May 9, 2019, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat. Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on. Can’t use 2 hands to eat while driving. They don’t get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one. Don’t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped. Might have a bug hit […]

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