Bedtime Stories

Thoughts to live by…..

on February 25, 2018, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Author unknown Tips My Grandmother Gave Me My beloved grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to carry an old notebook with her wherever she went. She would fill it with beautiful thoughts and advice she got from wise people. Throughout my childhood, I would see her writing things down in that little notebook. I always thought they were her […]

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Guys, If you want to understand women

Guys, If you want to understand women

on February 25, 2018, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is the place to start. Volume seventy three comes out next month. 

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Soft Targets – Gun Banners Exploit Student Victims of Gun Violence

Soft Targets – Gun Banners Exploit Student Victims of Gun Violence

on February 23, 2018, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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the teenager and the grandma

on February 23, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

No Picture Required….. A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager yells back: “Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes […]

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Schumer’s Priorities

Schumer’s Priorities

on February 22, 2018, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Schumer and the Democrats are so desperate for an issue to run in the midterm elections they are uninterested in any compromise.

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Why We Must Not Let Newspapers Disappear!

Why We Must Not Let Newspapers Disappear!

on February 22, 2018, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Okay, this is humor and there are just many of these bloopers that can be found today on the web…. but we thought having a giggle. We were thinking of adding some of Jackson City Mayor Jerry Gist’s comments as well but we have already rubbed that stone enough. Have a good day.

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Attributed to Paul Harvey

Attributed to Paul Harvey

on February 21, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we may have made them worse. For my grandchildren, I’d like better. I’d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn […]

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Sum Fuzies

Sum Fuzies

on February 20, 2018, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

   

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secret of a happy marriage

secret of a happy marriage

on February 19, 2018, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Poppa Gringo once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. “I’m divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn’t end up fighting with all the time,” he replied. The local man said: “Then you should go talk to the Slattens who live on Lake Whitney. Rumor has it […]

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Harmless Green Snake

Harmless Green Snake

on February 18, 2018, 8:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Time to post this out again Harmless Green Snake When someone tells you a bill or tax is just a *harmless little thing* – read this post again. I found it posted to WGEN, idzrus@earthlink.net Thanks to Kirk for sending it in. Signed, Jackie Juntti Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in […]

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Not to condone evil per se, but ~

Not to condone evil per se, but ~

on February 17, 2018, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

this child doesn’t know it but, thanks to his dad the photographer, he’ll be dead in any forthcoming waters of PPK-driven Politics. (Political Popularity Kontest)

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It’s Snowing

It’s Snowing

on February 13, 2018, 8:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

It’s been snowing all night.  So the morning goes like this: 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could […]

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Why Do I Have to Stay There?

Why Do I Have to Stay There?

on February 10, 2018, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street. Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little shack. “This belongs to you,” said Saint Peter. […]

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Adam Shiff Has A Funny Smell

Adam Shiff Has A Funny Smell

on February 10, 2018, 6:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

USA –-(Ammoland.com)- California Rep. Adam Schiff suggested that an Oklahoma City-style bombing could happen due to public trust in the FBI being reduced by the House Intelligence Committee’s memo released this week You call yourself pro-gun? Prove it by joining anyone or all of these fine civil rights organizations: National Rifle Association (NRA) : www.membership.nrahq.org Second Amendment Foundation (SAF) : www.saf.org Firearms Coalition : www.firearmscoalition.org Jews […]

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White Rich Kennedy Privilege

White Rich Kennedy Privilege

on February 6, 2018, 6:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Husband and Wife argue over who will brew the coffee.

Husband and Wife argue over who will brew the coffee.

on February 4, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because […]

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Only for the far right wing nuts..

Only for the far right wing nuts..

on February 3, 2018, 8:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I nearly did not post this, but then I figured old roy and archie would like it So this joke is for them… I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician […]

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The Difference Between Right and Left

on February 3, 2018, 7:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

In today’s world with President Trump getting hit daily I decided a little Bible Lesson might be appropriate. Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33). Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat He did and filled the boat with fish. […]

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What Can I Say?

What Can I Say?

on January 30, 2018, 8:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

by Harrison Stock The keepers of public opinion today hand down to the masses what we are to say. I try hard to please them and follow the mob. If I say the wrong thing, I’ll be out of a job. So, Masters, please tell me the rules of fair play, and please let me know what you want me to […]

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Rights

Rights

on January 30, 2018, 6:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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