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Kamala’s bad 9/11 comparison

Kamala’s bad 9/11 comparison

on January 17, 2022, 8:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Vice President Kamala Harris compared the breach of the Capitol building on January 6, 2021 with Pearl Harbor and 9-11. Time lapse video. After 2 years of the pandemic, it seems like we’ll never get back to normal. It’s like we are on the Penrose stairs, also known as the impossible stairs. Time lapse video. GODLY FEAR “The fear of the […]

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Oral Arguments Postponed As Justice Sotomayor Gets Gavel Stuck Up Her Nose Again

Oral Arguments Postponed As Justice Sotomayor Gets Gavel Stuck Up Her Nose Again

on January 12, 2022, 8:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Oral arguments in SCOTUS’s hearing over OSHA’s vaccine mandates had to be postponed a third time this morning as Justice Sonia Sotomayor got her gavel stuck up her nose again. “Dang it, Sonia!” shouted Kavanaugh as he looked over and saw her frantically trying to get the wooden mallet unstuck. “How many times do we have to tell you […]

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World Chess Match

World Chess Match

on January 10, 2022, 8:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I have drawn this metaphor several times in my career. As Russian President Putin mounts troops along the Ukraine border like pieces on the chess board, After Biden spoke on the phone with Russian President Putin, several commentators made this comparison. I’m reminded of what Robert Gates, former defense secretary in the Obama administration, once said, Biden has “been wrong on nearly […]

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Happy 2022 in the Air

on January 3, 2022, 8:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Hat tip to Barb and to Lady J for this: An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: […]

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Is There HOPE?

Is There HOPE?

on January 3, 2022, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

While New Year’s is a time for starting over, it’s not as easy as papering over the mistakes of 2021. Time lapse video link.

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Trans Woman Breaks Jeopardy Record, Proving Once And For All That Men Are Smarter Than Women

Trans Woman Breaks Jeopardy Record, Proving Once And For All That Men Are Smarter Than Women

on January 2, 2022, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

CULVER CITY, CA—Trans woman Amy Schneider broke a winnings record on Jeopardy last week, earning more than any female contestant in the show’s history. Experts say this proves once and for all that men really are smarter than women. “As a biological male, Schneider is once again proving the vast superiority of the male intellect,” said MIT researcher Dr. Yamblo Figlenstrogg. “For better or […]

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Quote for Today December 29th

Quote for Today December 29th

on December 28, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History, People

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. J. R. R. Tolkien John Ronald Reuel Tolkien  was an English writer, poet, philologist, and university professor, best known as the author of the classic high fantasy works The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion. He served as the Rawlinson and Bosworth Professor of Anglo-Saxon and Fellow […]

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Political – Spineless Wonders

Political – Spineless Wonders

on December 27, 2021, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote for Today

Christmas Quote for Today

on December 25, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

  “How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!”    Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin was a writer, a philosopher, a scientist, a politician, a patriot, a Founding Father, an inventor, and publisher. He helped with the founding of the United States of America and changed the world with his discoveries about electricity. His writings such as Poor Richards’ Almanac have […]

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Santa’s Surprising Origins-A Christmas Classic Feature

Santa’s Surprising Origins-A Christmas Classic Feature

on December 24, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History, Religion

by Rev. Austin Miles  |   News With Views MYRA – (Note To Readers: This story was first published on December 20, 2001. It has been picked up and re-published all over the world every year since, becoming a Holiday Tradition. Hallmark contacted the writer and asked him to appear in the Holiday movie, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus, playing the Mall […]

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Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games

Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games

on December 19, 2021, 6:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The Babylon Bee NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games. “Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president of the […]

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Mask and vax mandates, democrat undertaker, Build Back Better pitch͏‌

Mask and vax mandates, democrat undertaker, Build Back Better pitch͏‌

on December 18, 2021, 6:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If Romeo and Juliet was was written today, they would have more problems than just their last names. Watch this time lapse video to see how this cartoon evolved. THE INDISPENSABLE MAN by Saxon White Kessinger Sometime when you’re feeling important; Sometime when your ego’s in bloom; Sometime when you take it for granted, You’re the best qualified in the room: […]

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Christmas Quote December 12th

Christmas Quote December 12th

on December 12, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was an American poet whose works include “Paul Revere’s Ride”, The Song of Hiawatha, and “Evangeline”. He was also the first American to translate Dante Alighieri’s The Divine […]

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Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

on December 11, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Bob Kamman, Procedurally Taxing: “I searched other Tax Court orders and decisions available at the Court’s website. Surprisingly, this is the only reference to Jarndyce. I searched for Dickens. There were petitioners named Dickens, and petitioners with an address on Dickens Street. But the only other Dickens reference came from an opinion by the same Judge Holmes” [U.S. Tax Court […]

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Christmas Quote December 10th

Christmas Quote December 10th

on December 10, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the […]

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It’s NOT your body – Gary Varvel

It’s NOT your body – Gary Varvel

on December 8, 2021, 9:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

Pro-abortion supporters’ slogan, “My body, my choice,” is stupid because the baby’s body in the womb is NOT the mother’s body. It is a different body inside of the mother’s body. Abortion kills and destroys the baby’s body. I drew an HD version of an ultrasound in this cartoon to show approximately what a baby looks like at 15-weeks gestation. This […]

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10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them

10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them

on December 1, 2021, 9:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Whenever we think of mainstream media journalists, one word comes to mind: incorruptible. As long as there have been human atrocities throughout history, there have been fair and honest mainstream media organizations courageously reporting on them! Thanks, mainstream media! Here is a list of disasters from history, and the headlines that were found in the media the next day: French Revolution: “Hundreds […]

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Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun

Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun

on November 30, 2021, 8:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Brought to you by: Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What’s wrong with you? Gross! Just… ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don’t need one. Here’s why. #1) You can always count on the police to protect you: That’s just a fact. Police are proven 100% effective at protecting innocent people! […]

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Humor Me Gary

Humor Me Gary

on November 27, 2021, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Breakfast at McDonald’s

Breakfast at McDonald’s

on November 26, 2021, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Originally Published 2013 I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, ‘Smile.’ The class was asked […]

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