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Why I Watch “Outnumbered” on Fox News…

Why I Watch “Outnumbered” on Fox News…

on February 20, 2019, 12:08 PM / in Bedtime Stories

To combat this, MSNBC is coming out with a show called “All Are Numbered”. Here is the lineup: One who was born a man who now thinks he is a woman One who was born a woman who now thinks she is a man One whose gender is anyone’s guess A Muslim who hates all Christian’s And Jews One who […]

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The Power of a Good Vocabulary

on February 20, 2019, 11:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(and a high probability of not being understood!) I called an old classmate who went on to M.I.T. and asked how he was doing. He replied that right at the moment, he was working on “aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel, under a constrained environment.” I was extremely impressed. However, upon further inquiry, I learned he was washing dishes […]

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I love succinctness.

I love succinctness.

on February 19, 2019, 9:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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S O S….

S O S….

on February 18, 2019, 7:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care, and have […]

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Compromise

Compromise

on February 18, 2019, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Democrat Privilege

Democrat Privilege

on February 16, 2019, 8:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Great Political Humor

on February 16, 2019, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, is possibly one of the brightest people in the current administration. She also has a quick wit about her and if you doubt it then read below. It’s got to be the answer of the year. During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, “Where is President Trump hiding his […]

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Not Easy Being Green

Not Easy Being Green

on February 14, 2019, 8:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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COURTROOM REASONABLE DOUBT

COURTROOM REASONABLE DOUBT

on February 12, 2019, 7:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A defendant was on trial for murder.  There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.  In the defence’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. “Within […]

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The Devil

The Devil

on February 11, 2019, 7:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them ‘Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?’ Ole replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance ta varm up […]

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Today’s Humor

Today’s Humor

on February 10, 2019, 4:23 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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Green is the New Red

Green is the New Red

on February 8, 2019, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Bad Hat

Bad Hat

on February 6, 2019, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco So many people on the left feel the Trump’s Make America Great Hat is offensive and shouldn’t be worn in public, the same people with the pussy hats that believe in infanticide.

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The Scorpion and the Frog

The Scorpion and the Frog

on February 6, 2019, 8:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Every time I hear this story my thoughts go to how voters continue to cast votes for the LIARS and the DECEIVERS (AKA Democrats and Republicans).  How many times do they have to be STUNG before they stop falling for the LIES and Campaign promises that are immediately ignored once they achieve their goal of winning the election?  This past […]

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Terrorism and the Southern Poverty Law Center

Terrorism and the Southern Poverty Law Center

on February 6, 2019, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Big Fake-News Game

Big Fake-News Game

on February 4, 2019, 8:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Conversation at The Pearly Gates

Conversation at The Pearly Gates

on February 4, 2019, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Lee and Billy are cousins, Democrat and Republican respectively. At the family reunion they got to arguing about politics, so their grandmother tells them to knock it off. They keep at it, so she tells them to go get some more ice from the store and argue in the car, which they did. Halfway to the store a drunk driver […]

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Public Enemy #1

Public Enemy #1

on February 2, 2019, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco The way Mueller had the FBI show up at Roger Stone’s home to arrest him was more like what you would see at a major drug bust. CNN was tipped off for full visual fake-news effect.

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Flocking Together

Flocking Together

on January 31, 2019, 7:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Art by A.F. Branco ABC, CNN, NPR, CBS, NBC, and PBS like birds of a feather flocking together, parroting the same Fake News stories such as Covington Catholic kids, Trump told Cohen to lie, and Trump is a Russian Agent.

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A New York State of Mind

A New York State of Mind

on January 29, 2019, 12:08 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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