Bedtime Stories

It’s the Economy Stupid, Even in Iran

It’s the Economy Stupid, Even in Iran

on August 14, 2018, 7:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

on August 14, 2018, 6:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By  Bjorn Knoxley In newly released recordings, Donald Trump was overheard lauding his guilty pleasure, lamb fries.  In the 1994 recording, Trump was overheard discussing his obsession with Knoxville Mayor Bill Haslam.  Knoxpatch.com has acquired exclusive transcripts of the conversation: Haslam:  “So, Donald.  What do you think about these Petro’s?” Trump:  “Well, they’re pretty good.  I do like Fritos, but these […]

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Haters Will Always Hate

Haters Will Always Hate

on August 13, 2018, 7:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez A U.S. free speech group on Friday asked President Donald Trump to unblock 41 Twitter users after a federal judge in May ordered him to restore access to a group of individuals who filed suit. Yet Twitter continues to shadow block conservatives.

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MOTHERS

MOTHERS

on August 13, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I’m Just a Mother? — Excuse Me!!” A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school, another mother I knew well rushed up to me. Emily was fuming with indignation. “Do you know what you and I are?” she demanded. Before I could answer and I didn’t really have one handy … she blurted out the […]

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Tech Got Your Tongue?

Tech Got Your Tongue?

on August 11, 2018, 6:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Tech giants Facebook, Twitter, Apple Inc, Google among others are on an all-out assault to silence conservative and libertarian speech.

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Top Hat

Top Hat

on August 10, 2018, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Jimmy

on August 10, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.” Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t […]

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The Failing New York Times

The Failing New York Times

on August 9, 2018, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco The New York Times hired and Sarah Jeong knowing of her anti-white racist tirades on twitter against white people.

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A Ventriloquist Tours Norway

A Ventriloquist Tours Norway

on August 9, 2018, 7:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can […]

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Fake New’s Breathless Outrage Of the Week

Fake New’s Breathless Outrage Of the Week

on August 8, 2018, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Two Faced Democrats

Two Faced Democrats

on August 7, 2018, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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FOR A LAUGH … OR A CRY … OR BOTH?

on August 6, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The INSANITY going on with the Left (and RINO’s) is better than any comedian could make up.  Just a few items from the last couple days that make you want to roll on the floor in laughter…. or spit your coffee out if you have taken a drink before reading this.  We all need a laugh and if these don’t […]

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Foiled Again

Foiled Again

on August 4, 2018, 6:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Butch O’Hare

Butch O’Hare

on August 3, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O’Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel […]

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Division Playoff

Division Playoff

on August 3, 2018, 6:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Slatten, Archie Bunker and Peewee

Slatten, Archie Bunker and Peewee

on August 2, 2018, 7:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys; Slatten, Archie Bunker and Peewee, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows Slatten a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” Slat answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The […]

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The Amerikan

The Amerikan

on July 31, 2018, 6:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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COMING BACK FOR THE STORY

COMING BACK FOR THE STORY

on July 28, 2018, 6:49 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the […]

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What A Gas

What A Gas

on July 26, 2018, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Liar, Leaker, and Liberal

Liar, Leaker, and Liberal

on July 25, 2018, 6:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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