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Thomas’ News, Thursday, September 17, 2020

Thomas’ News, Thursday, September 17, 2020

on September 17, 2020, 8:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, News, State News

‘My Mom Got Ordained Online,’ And Other Tales From COVID Brides Kamala Harris Promoted Fund That Bailed Out Man Accused Of Rape Italian politician nominates Netanyahu for Nobel Peace Prize – www.israelhayom.com Japan’s new PM: Yoshihide Suga rises from rural beginnings to replace Shinzo Abe | South China Morning Post Hamas Rockets Rained Down On Southern Israel At Moment UAE […]

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For Me But Not For Thee

For Me But Not For Thee

on September 8, 2020, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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TO ALL THE  KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and  50’s !!

on August 14, 2020, 6:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to Louise but mainly to God TO ALL THE  KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and  50’s !! Born to our mothers who might have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and then didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put  to sleep on our […]

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Leaving the City

Leaving the City

on August 11, 2020, 6:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Jimmy

on August 10, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.” Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t […]

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The Democrats and the Scorpion

The Democrats and the Scorpion

on July 27, 2020, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I hope this little story will awaken a few of those still sleeping…. Replace or add Islam with Democrat, BLM, Left Wing, Liberals, IE: The Democrats and the Scorpion  –  BLM and the Scorpion  –  etc. https://sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/why-islam-is-a-threat/the-frog-and-the-scorpion Islamic Threat Simplified – Home Page‎ > ‎Why Islam is a Threat‎ > ‎ The Frog and the Scorpion A frog was hopping […]

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Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

on July 23, 2020, 8:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

By Andrew Stiles  |  The Washington Free Beacon Satire In mere hours, so-called “doctor” Anthony Fauci will throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening game in our nation’s capital. Fauci, like the Nationals, is beloved by Beltway lobbyists and professional journalists. But unfortunately for those journos, their favorite baseball team is a racist abomination that should be […]

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Racism Explained?

Racism Explained?

on July 22, 2020, 7:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Thanks Louise

Thanks Louise

on July 17, 2020, 7:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in […]

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An email

An email

on July 16, 2020, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is one of the best emails I’ve read in a while: no politics, no sex, and no “axes to grind”. I now want to share it with my other “older friends” who, like me, are also on the Back Nine I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST, UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND […]

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‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

on July 11, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

By MICHAEL E. RUANE | The Washington Post | Published: July 8, 2017 Special Thanks to Thomas HALLETTSVILLE, Texas — Ronald Ridgeway was “killed” in Vietnam on Feb. 25, 1968. The 18-year-old Marine Corps private first class fell with a bullet to the shoulder during a savage firefight with the enemy outside Khe Sanh. Dozens of Marines, from what came […]

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The U.S. Congress

The U.S. Congress

on July 5, 2020, 8:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys, and inside the cage hang a banana on a string from the top, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the monkeys with […]

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Redskins Change Name To ‘Lizard People’ To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.

Redskins Change Name To ‘Lizard People’ To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.

on July 5, 2020, 7:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin. The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team […]

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Nothing like Mandatory Masks

Nothing like Mandatory Masks

on July 3, 2020, 8:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER

on July 2, 2020, 7:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just came across this in my old files = thought it was well worth sharing today.  –  Jackie IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes… I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but […]

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The First…..

The First…..

on June 30, 2020, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Gary Varvel 

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Whose in Charge?

Whose in Charge?

on June 23, 2020, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

on June 22, 2020, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence. Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he […]

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Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

on June 18, 2020, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

U.S.—Online and brick and mortar booksellers across the country* will no longer be selling the Bible due to its “outdated depictions of humanity all being of one race and made in the image of God.” The Bible has long been controversial when it comes to race, suggesting that Jesus Christ can break down barriers between people groups through the blood of […]

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It Takes A Village

It Takes A Village

on June 17, 2020, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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