In the spirit of the old game called “Hangman” we used to play as children, which became popularized (and commercialized) by the game show “Wheel of Fortune”, here is a puzzle for you to solve. It has at least three (and as many as seven) correct answers. The question is “Who is responsible for coronavirus/COVID-19?” Five letters, and the letters […]

It was written by an 8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third-grade homework assignment.  The assignment was to explain God.  Wonder if any of us could do as well?” EXPLAIN GOD……. One of God’s main jobs is making people.  He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of […]

A couple goes on Vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The Husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out […]

WASHINGTON / The Onion Insisting that the dogs be filmed not only more frequently but also in the most adorable manner possible, the American populace on Friday demanded more slow-motion footage of running basset hounds. “We’re calling for a dramatic increase in the number of slo-mo videos featuring droopy basset hounds racing toward the camera,” said Montana resident Peter Tomsett, […]

Good morning, it’s March 13, 2020. Eighty-five years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past four years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at the […]

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A.F. BRANCO

Author unknown Tips My Grandmother Gave Me My beloved grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to carry an old notebook with her wherever she went. She would fill it with beautiful thoughts and advice she got from wise people. Throughout my childhood, I would see her writing things down in that little notebook. I always thought they were her […]

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, dear?” she asked. The little boy replied, “I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to […]

Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone; can’t you learn anything?” One day Tyrone’s mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated […]

by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 14, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from the Track & Field Athletic Center here at the university. What is happening is that there’s a track meet and there seems to be some discussion about a male wanting to compete in some female competition. And […]

Good Morning to All An old priest lay dying in a Hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said the nurse. “I would really like to see Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest. “I’ll see what I can do, […]

God was missing for six days. Eventually. Michael, the archangel found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael. Look at what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, and I’ve put life on it. […]

My friend Don sent these to me.  They are too good not to share, and they aren’t that far from the truth where it comes to all Liberals in general. Carl F. Worden Single   handily replacing blonde jokes:

AF Branco

Maybe: A WISE MAN TWICE SAID: 1. IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE. 2. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.  THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET. 3. I’VE DECIDED I’M NOT OLD.  I’M 25 — PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING. 4. WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR […]