Thanks to Thomas A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing : **Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had […]

A short story sent to us by Byron… A little girl leans into a lion’s cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on […]

By MICHAEL E. RUANE | The Washington Post | Published: July 8, 2017 Special Thanks to Thomas HALLETTSVILLE, Texas — Ronald Ridgeway was “killed” in Vietnam on Feb. 25, 1968. The 18-year-old Marine Corps private first class fell with a bullet to the shoulder during a savage firefight with the enemy outside Khe Sanh. Dozens of Marines, from what came […]

From Thomas The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free […]

Special Thanks to Judy by Sean Dietrich  /  Sean of the South There is something sleeping on my feet while I write this. A she-something. Her snoring sounds like a diesel engine. She has paws bigger than skillets, a bladder the size of a teacup. Every morning, at approximately 5:13 A.M., she wakes me. And every morning, I walk the […]

H/T to Thomas Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he […]

Special Thanks to Bill All – you fishermen can understand this. After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.  When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, […]

Thanks to Thomas In more than half of all states in the United States of America, the highest paid public employee in the state is a football coach. Almost half of all Americans (47 percent) do not put a single penny out of their paychecks into savings. Apple has more cash than the U.S. Treasury. The state of Alaska is […]

From Thomas One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and […]

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?” to which the little boy says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.” Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?” “Democrats,” the child says.”Oh that’s cute,” Al […]

Special Thanks to Thomas When Mrs. Smith was diagnosed with terminal cancer, the doctors gave her three months to live. Being the amazing person that she was, Mrs. Smith started putting her affairs “in order”, and contacted her pastor, Rev. Phillip, to convey her final wishes. She told the pastor what songs should be sung at the service, what scriptures […]

Right before the jetway door closed, I scrambled aboard the plane going from LA to Chicago, lugging my laptop and overstuffed briefcase. It was the first leg of an important business trip a few weeks before Christmas, and I was running late. I had a ton of work to catch up on. Half wishing, half praying I muttered, “Please God, […]

I took down my Rebel Flag (which you CAN’T buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.  I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the silly Neighborhood Watch troop. I bought two Pakistani Flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the Black Flag of ISIS (which you CAN […]

Special thanks to Thomas for this piece of humor My friends son attends the U of A and sent me this note…… The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, […]

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for […]

H/T to Thomas I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?” One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!” So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry. Are […]

Special thanks to Thomas One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, […]

By Pat Shannan  /  A Nation Beguiled North Korean Humor… Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a […]

Special Thanks to Thomas ‘Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up, I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’ ‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’ ‘It was a place called ‘at Home,” I explained ! ‘Mom cooked every day and when […]