Some have counseled me to go to a long-term care home. I was not sure about this. So I decided to ask my long time doctor. So, I awaited my next visit and I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up […]

What Bliss! Grandma’s 88 and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter: The other day at our Christian book store I saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am […]

Art by A.F. Branco Some feel that money could be influencing Biden’s light-hearted attitude toward relations with China when he alluded that they are no threat.

From The Daily Caller We sent Michael Moore to the Green New Deal rally. The professional leftists there didn’t appear to like him but the regular Americans in the surrounding neighborhood sure did. Join Moore as he scurries through throngs of young people and vegans to gather thoughts on the Green New Deal and the Earth’s chances of surviving past […]

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday.  He wrote: “I’ve gone for 30 years now, and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons, but for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one of them. So, I […]

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.   Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?  (Not in 2019!) ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom UNTIL they are flashing behind you.  ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone?  That’s your common […]

Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat. Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on. Can’t use 2 hands to eat while driving. They don’t get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one. Don’t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped. Might have a bug hit […]

Adults ONLY On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes […]

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Art by A.F. Branco

Art by A.F. Branco

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring. The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of Disgusting Candies after waiting hopelessly on store […]

There have been a lot of viral impersonations of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on social media, but none have been quite this hilarious and adorable. OMG 😯 An AOC mini-me! She nails it! #Priceless pic.twitter.com/CAfV8Da5d3 — Todd With Trump (@THeinrich22) April 20, 2019 The Gateway Pundit reports, Wearing glasses and bright red lipstick, a young girl brilliantly skewered the freshmen congresswoman […]

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