Art by Michael Ramirez

Not sure which ones are photo-shopped and which ones are not…. either way enjoy

Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world’s largest retailer but, since I retired, trips to “Wally World” to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I […]

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men. “Watch and learn,” answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all […]

A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and much wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the […]

by Joanne Bailey Baxter, Lorain, OH When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with my kids, And make their life happy and filled with such fun. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided, Returning each deed.  Oh, they’ll be so excited! When I’m an old lady and live with my kids. I’ll write on the wall with […]

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Author unknown Just saying………….

Art by A.F. Branco

(at least for the time being) Pat Cross Cartoons  

Art by A.F. Branco

The latest telephone poll taken by the new California Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:   29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”       71% of respondents answered: “No es unaproblema seriosa.”

Art by A.F. Branco Elizabeth Warren says she has zero sympathies for the parents involved in the admissions scandal but wait, how did she get into Harvard?

Art by A.F. Branco

Good morning, it’s Tuesday, March 13, 2019. Eighty-four years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past three years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at […]

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never […]

Not sure if this is true, but it is funny….   A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance […]

After 20 years of work as a successful gynecologist, BB had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and decided that, even though this is all he knew, he would seek a new career. Hoping to try a career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic, as working in a garage is always […]