Bedtime Stories

The Washington Foreskins

on May 8, 2018, 6:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T to Kelleigh for the following much needed chuckle…. This pretty much covers it! I think all sports fans will get a kick out of this letter written to the Chicago Tribune…. Enjoy ! No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. This guy is hilarious… Here is an e-mail […]

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Linda Joy and the thermos bottle

Linda Joy and the thermos bottle

on May 7, 2018, 6:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Linda Joy goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” Linda then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” Linda says, “Oh! I could use something like that!! […]

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Saboteurs

Saboteurs

on May 7, 2018, 6:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Quote for today May 7

Quote for today May 7

on May 7, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Local News

“Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.” from “My Twilight Years” by Clint Eastwood Submitted by Stacey Campfield Reminds me of this…. CONTACT: LISA Sliver or LANA President SCOTT Conger (2009) “One Less Gun” BUY-BACK EVENT ANNOUNCED FOR THE […]

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Unchained At Last

Unchained At Last

on May 5, 2018, 7:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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How to Destroy America

How to Destroy America

on May 3, 2018, 6:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The ticket is the same for local America…. compromise and watch the city, county, state die.

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A Trusted Friend

A Trusted Friend

on May 3, 2018, 5:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A knight was about to leave to fight in the Holy Crusades, but before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt. After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to his best friend with the instruction: “If I do not return within seven years, unlock my wife and set her free to lead a normal life.” […]

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Italian Funeral

on May 2, 2018, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on… a leash. Behind him, a short […]

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Captain, There’s a Blonde-Haired Problem in 1st-Class!

on April 30, 2018, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

No Offense to Blonds meant….. A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the last […]

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An Angry Master – A.F. Branco Cartoon

An Angry Master – A.F. Branco Cartoon

on April 30, 2018, 5:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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My Invention Is Better Than Yours!

on April 29, 2018, 5:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, “I want […]

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Jesus is Watching You!

Jesus is Watching You!

on April 27, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he […]

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Jim Comey’s Loyalty

Jim Comey’s Loyalty

on April 25, 2018, 8:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Comey’s principles are as inflexible as his elongated limbs. He theorises about what it takes to be a leader, always indirectly aiming his remarks at Trump, who is likened to the Cosa Nostra bosses Comey jailed during his days as a New York prosecutor – an ignorant thug whose tantrums and rants make up for gnawing personal insecurities.”

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Clue Clucks Clan Story

Clue Clucks Clan Story

on April 24, 2018, 6:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from […]

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Black Coffee Matters

Black Coffee Matters

on April 24, 2018, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Great Story and Advice

on April 22, 2018, 6:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Look Out….

Look Out….

on April 20, 2018, 6:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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single female seeks male

on April 20, 2018, 6:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: “Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me […]

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An Irish Ghost Story

on April 12, 2018, 9:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was […]

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Hospital Visit

Hospital Visit

on April 9, 2018, 9:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will […]

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