Bedtime Stories

Thought for Today!

on June 19, 2018, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!” But of course now a days some women “DO” have a wife.

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Regina Ballard, A receptionist Welcomes Students to Summer

on June 18, 2018, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

Receptionist Regina Ballard at North Lincoln High School in Lincolnton, NC gets creative on last day of classes… Check her out on Facebook

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Wake Up Dems

Wake Up Dems

on June 15, 2018, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Free Ride

A Free Ride

on June 15, 2018, 6:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d really like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m […]

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Promises Promises

Promises Promises

on June 14, 2018, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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The 30,000 dollar funeral

The 30,000 dollar funeral

on June 13, 2018, 7:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said. “I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?” “All of it,” said Helen. […]

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Bahmer, Linda joy and the Easter Bunny

Bahmer, Linda joy and the Easter Bunny

on June 12, 2018, 8:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, bahmer was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road, bahm couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. Bahm quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny. Bahm cried out, “Oh no! I have committed […]

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Been There, Done that

Been There, Done that

on June 12, 2018, 6:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Old South: 50 Essential Books

The Old South: 50 Essential Books

on June 10, 2018, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

THE FIRST INSTALLMENT of Dr. Clyde N. Wilson’s SOUTHERN READER’S GUIDES distills more than a half century of scholarship into identifying and describing 50 essential books on the topic of the “Old South”— that is, the colonial and antebellum periods of Southern History. Dr. Wilson, Emeritus Distinguished Professor of History of the University of South Carolina, was editor of the highly-praised Papers […]

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Focused on Winning For America

Focused on Winning For America

on June 8, 2018, 6:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco While the media stays obsessed with Russia collusion Trump continues on being focused on making America great and fulfilling his promises.

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Coffee With Jesus 

Coffee With Jesus 

on June 7, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, […]

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We are staying away from this one….

We are staying away from this one….

on June 6, 2018, 6:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THREE SMART PARROTS

THREE SMART PARROTS

on June 6, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.” The customer asks about the next […]

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The Script

The Script

on June 5, 2018, 10:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

Politicians fight, say mean things, complain about the other side of the aisle and take quotes out of context to make each other look like racist, sexist, aliens from another planet. There’s no better example of this feigned outrage in Congress than the hoopla over Trump’s “animal” comment. In the end though, conservatives are fired up, liberals are fired up, […]

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If This is Russia Collusion… Sign Me Up!

If This is Russia Collusion… Sign Me Up!

on June 5, 2018, 6:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco The May jobs report is out and the Trump successes keep mounting up making the 2018 election prospects for Democrats and Pelosi even dimmer.

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High School Reunion-Every 10 Years

High School Reunion-Every 10 Years

on June 5, 2018, 6:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Every ten years, as summertime nears, An announcement arrives in the mail, A reunion is planned; it’ll be really grand; Make plans to attend without fail. I’ll never forget the first time we met; We tried so hard to impress. We drove fancy cars, smoked big cigars, And wore our most elegant dress. It was quite an affair; the whole […]

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Fake Outrage by a Bunch of Feckless C******

Fake Outrage by a Bunch of Feckless C******

on June 4, 2018, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Sur-Real Time With Bill Maher

Sur-Real Time With Bill Maher

on June 4, 2018, 6:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco White liberal privilege is exercised abundantly by such people as Bill Maher, Wonda Sikes, and Samantha Bee for off colored and racist comments, while Roseanne Barr is fired for her’s.

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My Wife Asked Whom We Should Vote for When Comes to Voting for Governor of Tennessee

My Wife Asked Whom We Should Vote for When Comes to Voting for Governor of Tennessee

on June 3, 2018, 6:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Not A Real Scientist Guy

Not A Real Scientist Guy

on May 30, 2018, 6:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Bill Nye, who by the way is NOT a real scientist, suggest we start taxing cow farts as a solution to the worlds environmental problems. Art by A.F. Branco

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