Bedtime Stories

To Get Away From The News

on March 7, 2021, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I am trying to spend a bit of time each day cleaning out some of the OLD material to make room for more. Came across this and thought I would share it –  some laughs and some to make one think. Jackie Juntti WGEN idzrus@earthlink.net To get away from the news How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people […]

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WHY GOD CREATED EASTERN WASHINGTON

on March 7, 2021, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WHY GOD CREATED EASTERN WASHINGTON Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?” God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel […]

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Work or Pleasure

on March 6, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There is probably a ‘Colonel’ of truth is this story: C.O.’s Morning Briefing: The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff & Battalion & Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He […]

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MARINE RETIREMENT BONUS

MARINE RETIREMENT BONUS

on March 5, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If this doesn’t make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired! Special thanks to Jackie for thinking me. Semper Fi The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every […]

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Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

on February 28, 2021, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Babylonbee SYRIA—Facing the coming wrath of President Biden, Middle Easterners turned to the only possible means of escape: painting their doorposts with the colors of the transgender flag. “Please, O Angel of Death, pass us by!” cried one man as Predator drones flew by, raining the wrath of Biden from above. “I support your social justice causes, see? You can pass […]

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Losing Liberty – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Losing Liberty – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 28, 2021, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, Opinion

In the late 90s, I drew something similar to this cartoon. Since The Equality Act is moving through Congress, I decided to update this concept. THE FOUNDATION OF LIBERTY “The foundations of law and order have collapsed. What can the righteous do?” – Psalm 11:3 Our Founding Fathers laid America’s foundation based on the moral laws of God. Today, that […]

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GOP’s problem – Varvel’s Views From The Right

GOP’s problem – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 24, 2021, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News

Trump’s supporters, wind turbines, e-learning and the world’s deadliest virus The now-defunct Lincoln Project may have contributed to Trump’s loss, but now the Republican Party has a problem. A new poll shows that if Trump were to start a 3rd party, 46 percent of Trump voters would join….. The now-defunct Lincoln Project may have contributed to Trump’s loss, but now […]

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Journalists Cheer As Jen Psaki Announces The Gulags Will Be Run By A Woman Of Color

Journalists Cheer As Jen Psaki Announces The Gulags Will Be Run By A Woman Of Color

on February 23, 2021, 7:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  This is humor….. WASHINGTON, D.C.—Journalists around the nation erupted in boisterous cheers when White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, announced that the gulags will be run by a woman of color. The announcement came as a result of an unscripted moment when a reporter relayed to Psaki a question from a concerned citizen back home, “What is President Biden doing […]

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THE JOB – URINE TEST

THE JOB – URINE TEST

on February 23, 2021, 6:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

And to end this bloody morning…. my son sent this to me…. THE JOB – URINE TEST Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a […]

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Erasing rights? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Erasing rights? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 21, 2021, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

2nd Amendment, Impeachment 2.0, Pelosi, traditional values, ERASING RIGHTS: President Biden’s latest proposal for more gun laws includes red flag laws which would give the government the power to take away a person’s guns without due-process. ERASING RIGHTS: President Biden’s latest proposal for more gun laws includes red flag laws which would give the government the power to take away a person’s […]

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Remembering Rush Limbaugh – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Remembering Rush Limbaugh – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 20, 2021, 6:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

Talent on loan from God, tributes, parodies and faith in Jesus RUSH LIMBAUGH EDITION Rush Limbaugh returns his “Talent on loan from God.” Several people asked to purchase a print, so here is the link. Watch this time lapse video showing how I drew this cartoon. Rush Limbaugh returns his “Talent on loan from God.” Several people asked to purchase […]

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Pink slips – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Pink slips – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 14, 2021, 8:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Keystone Pipeline, Border wall, Cuomo’s coverup, impeachment President Biden’s executive orders are sinking the economy. Watch this time lapse video on how I created this cartoon. LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE “Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your President Biden’s executive orders are sinking the economy. Watch this time lapse video on how I created this […]

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Biden’s faith? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Biden’s faith? – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on February 9, 2021, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Impeachment 2.0, abortion, Governor’s mandates, In honor of the Super Bowl, (congrats to Tom Brady’s Tampa Bay Bucs) this 2017 cartoon shows that throughout Trump’s time in office, he often had to fight his own team. What will they do as Impeachment BIDEN’S FAITH“…Lord, I believe; help my unbelief!” – Mark 9:24 In Mark 9 a man brings his demon-possessed […]

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“My neighborhood is really going down.”

“My neighborhood is really going down.”

on February 7, 2021, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“My neighborhood is really going down. We have a guy selling drugs a few doors down, and there’s a biker gang that setup shop at the end of the block. Two houses next to me have been broken into and one of the homeowners was shot. My wife asked me what we’re going to do, but I’m retired, and on […]

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It Snowed Last Night at Louise’s house!

It Snowed Last Night at Louise’s house!

on February 5, 2021, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and […]

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Thought’s About the New President

Thought’s About the New President

on February 2, 2021, 7:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Biden’s unemployed – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Biden’s unemployed – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on January 30, 2021, 7:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News

President Joe Biden’s executive orders are canceling thousands of high-paying jobs. Watch this time lapse video on how I created this cartoon. HOW TO WIN SPIRITUAL WARS Should today’s political climate be addressed from the pulpit? This is a question I received in an email this week. My answer is “Yes.” Pastors should equip their congregations to face this ever-changing world. […]

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Biden’s shredder – Varvel’s Views From The Right

Biden’s shredder – Varvel’s Views From The Right

on January 27, 2021, 9:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News

America is getting a little taste of what the Biden administration is cooking and it’s disgusting. His executive order cancelling the Keystone Pipeline will cost thousands of jobs. He plans to rescind Trump’s tax cuts along with new taxes and they’re just getting started. Watch my drawing process in this time lapse video. PRAYING TO A COLLECTIVE FAITH? “Until now you have asked nothing in […]

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Burned Alive… Yet Lived

Burned Alive… Yet Lived

on January 25, 2021, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

An inspiring message of God’s faithfulness. You may and probably have seen this before, but enjoy and praise Him for what He’s doing in your life again. Sue 54 years ago, 300 feet above the forest in the middle of Oregon, my Grandfather’s life was about to be changed forever. He had just taken off in his twin engine Piper trying to […]

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Biden’s Inaugural Address

Biden’s Inaugural Address

on January 20, 2021, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Karen Kwiatkowski You can watch Biden’s speech, straining through razor wire, views obscured by military helmets and SWAT vans, nervously looking over your shoulder.  Or you can get the highlights here, because I’m pretty sure what he will say. Fellow Americans, Kamala and I (and Jill) are so happy to be standing up today to take over the country, I mean, […]

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