Special Thanks to Thomas for this one. One Hundred Percent This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? […]

YES. For the first time in America, you can purchase an exclusive  insurance policy to protect your constitutional rights as an American. Never before, and certainly never foreseen by our forefathers, could a citizen find a greater peace of mind come election day, than to embrace the security of “Voter Protection” insurance policy. This policy ensures the registered and insured […]

Thank you brother Thomas As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling my old pastor, Father Mike, who always […]

Don’t just sit in the House: go outside and enjoy nature.   Never mind people…just go back inside and watch TV…it is safer at your age!!   Special Thanks to Thomas

We have decided to tick everybody off all at the same time and get it over with… so suck it up and smile while you are laughing at everyone else’s state…… KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.   Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!   Arizona But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain’t Everything. California […]

Author Unknown Thanks for sharing Thomas “You ask me how it feels to grow older. I’ve learned a few things along the way, which I’ll share with you… As I’ve aged, I’ve become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend. I don’t chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my […]

Okay, we understand… it was probably not the right thing to do, that is a preemptive attack on a foreign country. We completely understand why true conservatives would remind us of our Constitution and how Congress is technically responsible for acts of war, but we cannot help but smile.

We all need a GOOD LAUGH every day and this is my pick for today..  –   Jackie

Special thanks to Thomas and Bobby A little girl went to her closet and took a glass jar off the shelf.She poured the contents on to the floor and counted the money that was in it. She counted it three times,the total had to be correct.No room here for a mistake. Carefully putting the money back into the jar,she closed […]

This came to us from Jackie 6 years ago and it just made us smile. The unintended consequences of goofy hoplophobes. Anti-firearm rights Democrat moke demands mandatory open carry! I like it! (Sorta.) “Hey, I’m all out of 9mm! Let’s go to WalMart.” From Ammoland.com: A bill in Louisiana would require sportsmen to show the serial number on their firearms before purchasing […]

Thanks to Thomas A Minnesota couple decided to take their vacation in Florida. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon twenty years ago. Because of difficulties in their hectic job schedules ,they couldn’t get off at the same time. So the husband decided to fly to Florida ahead of his wife. So the husband […]

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, ‘Hello?’ ‘Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’ ‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’ After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’ ‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now..’ Brief Pause. ‘Uh, okay then, this is what I […]

God Make A Democrat – KTTH 770, Seattle, The David Boze Show / Thank you to Dodge and Paul Harvey for inspiration of this parody