Bedtime Stories

Long Term Care

Long Term Care

on May 22, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Some have counseled me to go to a long-term care home. I was not sure about this. So I decided to ask my long time doctor. So, I awaited my next visit and I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up […]

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Life in the good lane

Life in the good lane

on May 17, 2019, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

What Bliss! Grandma’s 88 and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter: The other day at our Christian book store I saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am […]

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Creepy Foreign Affairs

Creepy Foreign Affairs

on May 17, 2019, 6:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Some feel that money could be influencing Biden’s light-hearted attitude toward relations with China when he alluded that they are no threat.

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We can’t Vouch for the Credibility of the Statement but if he didn’t say it, he should have

We can’t Vouch for the Credibility of the Statement but if he didn’t say it, he should have

on May 15, 2019, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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MICHAEL MOORE CRASHES GREEN NEW DEAL RALLY

on May 15, 2019, 7:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From The Daily Caller We sent Michael Moore to the Green New Deal rally. The professional leftists there didn’t appear to like him but the regular Americans in the surrounding neighborhood sure did. Join Moore as he scurries through throngs of young people and vegans to gather thoughts on the Green New Deal and the Earth’s chances of surviving past […]

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Why we go to church

on May 9, 2019, 8:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday.  He wrote: “I’ve gone for 30 years now, and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons, but for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one of them. So, I […]

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Considering that we just went Through Election Shock, We Thought some Fun was needed

on May 9, 2019, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.   Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?  (Not in 2019!) ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom UNTIL they are flashing behind you.  ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone?  That’s your common […]

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A recent study was done to find out WHY Millennials don’t ride motorcycles:

A recent study was done to find out WHY Millennials don’t ride motorcycles:

on May 9, 2019, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat. Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on. Can’t use 2 hands to eat while driving. They don’t get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one. Don’t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped. Might have a bug hit […]

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The Wedding Night

on May 6, 2019, 7:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Adults ONLY On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes […]

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Cartoons But Not Bugs Bunny

Cartoons But Not Bugs Bunny

on May 1, 2019, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Lt. Rob Polans ret. 

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Recyclable Polling Data

Recyclable Polling Data

on April 30, 2019, 7:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Thoughts to Ponder

on April 27, 2019, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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Glass Housewife

Glass Housewife

on April 27, 2019, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

on April 24, 2019, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring. The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of Disgusting Candies after waiting hopelessly on store […]

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Still Hanging ON

Still Hanging ON

on April 23, 2019, 7:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Little Girl’s Impersonation Absolutely Skewers Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

on April 22, 2019, 8:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There have been a lot of viral impersonations of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on social media, but none have been quite this hilarious and adorable. OMG 😯 An AOC mini-me! She nails it! #Priceless pic.twitter.com/CAfV8Da5d3 — Todd With Trump (@THeinrich22) April 20, 2019 The Gateway Pundit reports, Wearing glasses and bright red lipstick, a young girl brilliantly skewered the freshmen congresswoman […]

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Short reading Material…..

Short reading Material…..

on April 22, 2019, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Happy MAGA Easter America

Happy MAGA Easter America

on April 22, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

on April 17, 2019, 7:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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American Express

American Express

on April 8, 2019, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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