I hope this little story will awaken a few of those still sleeping…. Replace or add Islam with Democrat, BLM, Left Wing, Liberals, IE: The Democrats and the Scorpion  –  BLM and the Scorpion  –  etc. https://sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/why-islam-is-a-threat/the-frog-and-the-scorpion Islamic Threat Simplified – Home Page‎ > ‎Why Islam is a Threat‎ > ‎ The Frog and the Scorpion A frog was hopping […]

By Andrew Stiles  |  The Washington Free Beacon Satire In mere hours, so-called “doctor” Anthony Fauci will throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening game in our nation’s capital. Fauci, like the Nationals, is beloved by Beltway lobbyists and professional journalists. But unfortunately for those journos, their favorite baseball team is a racist abomination that should be […]

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in […]

This is one of the best emails I’ve read in a while: no politics, no sex, and no “axes to grind”. I now want to share it with my other “older friends” who, like me, are also on the Back Nine I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST, UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND […]

By MICHAEL E. RUANE | The Washington Post | Published: July 8, 2017 Special Thanks to Thomas HALLETTSVILLE, Texas — Ronald Ridgeway was “killed” in Vietnam on Feb. 25, 1968. The 18-year-old Marine Corps private first class fell with a bullet to the shoulder during a savage firefight with the enemy outside Khe Sanh. Dozens of Marines, from what came […]

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys, and inside the cage hang a banana on a string from the top, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the monkeys with […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin. The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team […]

Just came across this in my old files = thought it was well worth sharing today.  –  Jackie IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes… I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but […]

Gary Varvel 

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence. Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he […]

U.S.—Online and brick and mortar booksellers across the country* will no longer be selling the Bible due to its “outdated depictions of humanity all being of one race and made in the image of God.” The Bible has long been controversial when it comes to race, suggesting that Jesus Christ can break down barriers between people groups through the blood of […]

Dag Barkley

Thoughts about the Pandemic I’m having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited. All I can think about now when I’m watching any TV show or movie is how everyone is standing WAY too close together. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.   Now I turn it like I’m cracking […]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,   “Why is the bride dressed in white?” The mother replied, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “so why is the groom wearing black?”

A.F. BRANCO