Bedtime Stories

What Happened, the Children’s Storybook Version (Because Children Deserve the Truth)

What Happened, the Children’s Storybook Version (Because Children Deserve the Truth)

on September 24, 2017, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, there was a wicked witch named Hillary who wanted to be president of the United States. She didn’t want it because she loved America, or because she wanted to see America be great again. No, she just wanted to be in charge, and to be able to say she was the first woman president.  That’s not […]

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When you sit down and think it, It is really funny

When you sit down and think it, It is really funny

on September 22, 2017, 6:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T to my brother for this *braking* news…..

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Why I Like Retirement !!!

Why I Like Retirement !!!

on September 18, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to […]

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The Cowboy and the Priest

The Cowboy and the Priest

on September 17, 2017, 7:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Not for children A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn – he viewed alcohol as being the work of the […]

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It is just weather

It is just weather

on September 16, 2017, 7:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE  HAIRCUT

on September 10, 2017, 7:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(Blessed are those who can give without remembering….and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open […]

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The elimination of work….

The elimination of work….

on September 10, 2017, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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“A Tribute to Dogs”

on September 9, 2017, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

by George Graham Vest “George Graham Vest (1830-1904) served as U.S. Senator from Missouri from 1879 to 1903 and became one of the leading orators and debaters of his time. This delightful speech is from an earlier period in his life when he practiced law in a small Missouri town. It was given in court while representing a man who […]

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In case you don’t know it … you are not getting any younger

In case you don’t know it … you are not getting any younger

on September 7, 2017, 7:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Sgt. Reckless, The Famous Horse-Marine

Sgt. Reckless, The Famous Horse-Marine

on September 6, 2017, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

The story of Reckless is not only remarkable – it is unusual. And once you learn about her, you will see why the Marine Corps not only fell in love with her – but honored her and promoted her every chance they got. And it wasn’t just the Marines that served with her in the trenches that honored her – […]

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The Special Barbie Doll

The Special Barbie Doll

on September 5, 2017, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: “how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” The salesperson returns: “which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, […]

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Boys will be boys………..

Boys will be boys………..

on August 28, 2017, 8:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There was a knock on my front door. It was a small boy. Something of his had found it’s way into my garage, and he wanted it back. When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole. “Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?”I asked. For a […]

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Always Room for A Smile

Always Room for A Smile

on August 22, 2017, 8:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Try picking just one favorite.. It’s not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame. We have enough “youth,” How about a fountain of “smart”? A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. If […]

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A Prayer

A Prayer

on August 21, 2017, 8:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  From RockyTop Politics

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Smile, things could be worse…….

Smile, things could be worse…….

on August 20, 2017, 7:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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$50.00

$50.00

on August 18, 2017, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors and their little girl stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, […]

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Y’all come back now, heah?

Y’all come back now, heah?

on August 17, 2017, 4:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories

From Rocky Top Politics The Antifa Tourist Guide to Chattanooga According to the political rumor mill, or at least if Joe Carr’s Facebook page is to be believed, the Antifa scumbags are threatening to come to Chattanooga today.  The Alt-left internet was abuzz with suggestions for the anarchists to arm themselves and “bring your guns” to Chattanooga: So learning from the debacle […]

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Marbles

Marbles

on August 15, 2017, 10:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

During the waning years of the depression in a small Southeastern (state) community, I used to stop by Farmer Miller’s roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and money were still extremely scarce and bartering was used extensively. One particular day Farmer Miller was bagging some new potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, […]

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Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

on August 14, 2017, 5:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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MARIJUANA and MARRIAGE in Washington State

MARIJUANA and MARRIAGE in Washington State

on August 13, 2017, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A dear friend sent this bedtime story to us and while we are a little hesitant in publishing … we did think it was funny in its way. What do you think…. is it about time at a smile. On a single day, Washington State recently passed two laws. They are: Legalised gay marriage, and Legalised marijuana . Legalising gay […]

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