Bedtime Stories

Blitzed by Fake News

Blitzed by Fake News

on September 3, 2018, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Billie & Billy

Billie & Billy

on September 2, 2018, 7:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A woman walks into the welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. ‘Wow,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?” ‘Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘sit down Billy.’ All the children rush to find seats. ‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to […]

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MSM & Google Flatly Deny Obvious Conservative Bias

MSM & Google Flatly Deny Obvious Conservative Bias

on August 31, 2018, 8:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Quote For Today, August 30th

on August 30, 2018, 4:46 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Everybody lies. It’s up to us to figure out which lies matter. Inspector Houlihan 

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Political Low Grounds

Political Low Grounds

on August 29, 2018, 8:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Bull Sessions

Bull Sessions

on August 28, 2018, 8:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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The Test

on August 25, 2018, 1:33 PM / in Bedtime Stories

This short test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.   THE SITUATION:     You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.     There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.     […]

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The Jig’s Up

The Jig’s Up

on August 24, 2018, 6:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Paper Tigers

Paper Tigers

on August 22, 2018, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Omarosa Offended that President Trump “May Have” Used the “N” Word

Omarosa Offended that President Trump “May Have” Used the “N” Word

on August 20, 2018, 6:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Respect Your Parents In Their Old Age – Heart Touching Story

Respect Your Parents In Their Old Age – Heart Touching Story

on August 18, 2018, 6:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Wes for this story   An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?” The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his […]

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It’s the Economy Stupid, Even in Iran

It’s the Economy Stupid, Even in Iran

on August 14, 2018, 7:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

Trump recorded singing the praises of lamb fries

on August 14, 2018, 6:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By  Bjorn Knoxley In newly released recordings, Donald Trump was overheard lauding his guilty pleasure, lamb fries.  In the 1994 recording, Trump was overheard discussing his obsession with Knoxville Mayor Bill Haslam.  Knoxpatch.com has acquired exclusive transcripts of the conversation: Haslam:  “So, Donald.  What do you think about these Petro’s?” Trump:  “Well, they’re pretty good.  I do like Fritos, but these […]

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Haters Will Always Hate

Haters Will Always Hate

on August 13, 2018, 7:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez A U.S. free speech group on Friday asked President Donald Trump to unblock 41 Twitter users after a federal judge in May ordered him to restore access to a group of individuals who filed suit. Yet Twitter continues to shadow block conservatives.

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MOTHERS

MOTHERS

on August 13, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I’m Just a Mother? — Excuse Me!!” A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school, another mother I knew well rushed up to me. Emily was fuming with indignation. “Do you know what you and I are?” she demanded. Before I could answer and I didn’t really have one handy … she blurted out the […]

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Tech Got Your Tongue?

Tech Got Your Tongue?

on August 11, 2018, 6:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Tech giants Facebook, Twitter, Apple Inc, Google among others are on an all-out assault to silence conservative and libertarian speech.

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Top Hat

Top Hat

on August 10, 2018, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Jimmy

on August 10, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.” Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t […]

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The Failing New York Times

The Failing New York Times

on August 9, 2018, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco The New York Times hired and Sarah Jeong knowing of her anti-white racist tirades on twitter against white people.

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A Ventriloquist Tours Norway

A Ventriloquist Tours Norway

on August 9, 2018, 7:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can […]

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