Bedtime Stories

The Democrats and the Scorpion

The Democrats and the Scorpion

on July 27, 2020, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I hope this little story will awaken a few of those still sleeping…. Replace or add Islam with Democrat, BLM, Left Wing, Liberals, IE: The Democrats and the Scorpion  –  BLM and the Scorpion  –  etc. https://sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/why-islam-is-a-threat/the-frog-and-the-scorpion Islamic Threat Simplified – Home Page‎ > ‎Why Islam is a Threat‎ > ‎ The Frog and the Scorpion A frog was hopping […]

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Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

on July 23, 2020, 8:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

By Andrew Stiles  |  The Washington Free Beacon Satire In mere hours, so-called “doctor” Anthony Fauci will throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening game in our nation’s capital. Fauci, like the Nationals, is beloved by Beltway lobbyists and professional journalists. But unfortunately for those journos, their favorite baseball team is a racist abomination that should be […]

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Racism Explained?

Racism Explained?

on July 22, 2020, 7:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Thanks Louise

Thanks Louise

on July 17, 2020, 7:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in […]

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An email

An email

on July 16, 2020, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is one of the best emails I’ve read in a while: no politics, no sex, and no “axes to grind”. I now want to share it with my other “older friends” who, like me, are also on the Back Nine I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST, UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND […]

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‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

‘Killed’ in Vietnam and buried with comrades, this Marine returned from the dead.

on July 11, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

By MICHAEL E. RUANE | The Washington Post | Published: July 8, 2017 Special Thanks to Thomas HALLETTSVILLE, Texas — Ronald Ridgeway was “killed” in Vietnam on Feb. 25, 1968. The 18-year-old Marine Corps private first class fell with a bullet to the shoulder during a savage firefight with the enemy outside Khe Sanh. Dozens of Marines, from what came […]

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The U.S. Congress

The U.S. Congress

on July 5, 2020, 8:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys, and inside the cage hang a banana on a string from the top, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the monkeys with […]

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Redskins Change Name To ‘Lizard People’ To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.

Redskins Change Name To ‘Lizard People’ To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.

on July 5, 2020, 7:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin. The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team […]

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Nothing like Mandatory Masks

Nothing like Mandatory Masks

on July 3, 2020, 8:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER

on July 2, 2020, 7:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just came across this in my old files = thought it was well worth sharing today.  –  Jackie IT’S WHAT YOU SCATTER I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes… I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but […]

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The First…..

The First…..

on June 30, 2020, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Gary Varvel 

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Whose in Charge?

Whose in Charge?

on June 23, 2020, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

on June 22, 2020, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence. Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he […]

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Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God

on June 18, 2020, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

U.S.—Online and brick and mortar booksellers across the country* will no longer be selling the Bible due to its “outdated depictions of humanity all being of one race and made in the image of God.” The Bible has long been controversial when it comes to race, suggesting that Jesus Christ can break down barriers between people groups through the blood of […]

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It Takes A Village

It Takes A Village

on June 17, 2020, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Might A Few Deep State Generals Be In A Whole Lot Of Deep Doo-Doo?

Might A Few Deep State Generals Be In A Whole Lot Of Deep Doo-Doo?

on June 15, 2020, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Dag Barkley

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Happy days are here again !

on June 12, 2020, 7:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thoughts about the Pandemic I’m having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited. All I can think about now when I’m watching any TV show or movie is how everyone is standing WAY too close together. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.   Now I turn it like I’m cracking […]

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Something to Think About

Something to Think About

on June 12, 2020, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,   “Why is the bride dressed in white?” The mother replied, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “so why is the groom wearing black?”

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Can You Spot the Difference?

Can You Spot the Difference?

on June 9, 2020, 9:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Policies of Democrats, coming to our town as well!

Policies of Democrats, coming to our town as well!

on June 7, 2020, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A.F. BRANCO

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