Bedtime Stories

I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD

I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD

on December 22, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just found this in an old email file (Dec. 2001)  and thought it is time to resend it to the WGEN list. I thought it was funny back then but now it seems like *normal*) Jackie I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder) This is how it goes….. I decide to wash the car, start […]

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We have been asked the question “Do bullet proof vests really work?”

on December 21, 2017, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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And the Winner of the 2017 Political Chutzpah Award Is…

And the Winner of the 2017 Political Chutzpah Award Is…

on December 21, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

And the Winner of the 2017 Political Chutzpah Award Is… (Chuck Muth) – If I’m reading the numbers correctly, I believe the latest poll in the Nevada GOP gubernatorial primary race between conservative Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt and moderate State Treasurer Dan Schwartz has Schwartz at 17. Not 17 percent.  17 voters! OK, OK.  I kid.  But the point is Schwartz – who has […]

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The War on Due Process

The War on Due Process

on December 20, 2017, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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golf on Christmas

golf on Christmas

on December 19, 2017, 8:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure […]

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12 Days of Christmas

on December 19, 2017, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories



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Blinders Full Of Hate

Blinders Full Of Hate

on December 18, 2017, 6:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Santa’s Lap Rules

Santa’s Lap Rules

on December 15, 2017, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The Four Stages of Life 1> You believe in Santa Claus 2>  You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3>  You are Santa Claus 4>  You look like Santa Claus

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Panhandler Strategy..

Panhandler Strategy..

on December 14, 2017, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just […]

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Wizard of the Swamp

Wizard of the Swamp

on December 14, 2017, 6:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Here Is Where We Should Be Ashamed

Here Is Where We Should Be Ashamed

on December 12, 2017, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Story About An Old 1956 Chevy

A Story About An Old 1956 Chevy

on December 12, 2017, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The proud owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this: On a very warm summer afternoon he decided to take his car to town. It needed gas, as the gauge was practically on empty, but he wanted ice cream, so he headed first […]

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The Cross

The Cross

on December 12, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

A young man was at the end of his rope, seeing no way out, dropped to his knees in prayer. “Lord, I can’t go on,” he said. “I have too heavy of a cross to bear.” The Lord replied, “My son, if you can’t bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. Then, open that other door and […]

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Christmas Quote December 12th

Christmas Quote December 12th

on December 12, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was an American poet whose works include “Paul Revere’s Ride”, The Song of Hiawatha, and “Evangeline”. He was also the first American to translate Dante Alighieri’s The Divine […]

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Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

Charles Dickens in Tax Court, courtesy Judge Mark Holmes

on December 11, 2017, 8:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Bob Kamman, Procedurally Taxing: “I searched other Tax Court orders and decisions available at the Court’s website. Surprisingly, this is the only reference to Jarndyce. I searched for Dickens. There were petitioners named Dickens, and petitioners with an address on Dickens Street. But the only other Dickens reference came from an opinion by the same Judge Holmes” [U.S. Tax Court […]

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Christmas Quote December 10th

Christmas Quote December 10th

on December 10, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the […]

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Helping Students Understand the Constitution

Helping Students Understand the Constitution

on December 9, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Announcements, Bedtime Stories, History

WATCH LIVE AT 10 a.m. (CST) Helping Students Understand the Constitution Best-selling author and Fox News commentator Nick Adams will host a lively and informative discussion about constitutional rights. In schools across the country, students are not being taught foundational principles such as federalism, checks and balances, and separation of powers. Instead, most students are taught the Constitution is a “living” […]

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Engineer In Hell…

Engineer In Hell…

on December 7, 2017, 7:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

As to not offend the legal profession, please remember it is a joke. An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, […]

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Smile, Not Everything is at it Seems

Smile, Not Everything is at it Seems

on December 6, 2017, 7:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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From the Mouths of Leaders

From the Mouths of Leaders

on December 6, 2017, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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