Bedtime Stories

CALIFORNIA BURGER POLICE; Funny is Funny…..

CALIFORNIA BURGER POLICE; Funny is Funny…..

on March 6, 2019, 9:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Daryl Cagle  |   DarylCagle.com My cartoon today is bound to anger many of my readers, who expect me to draw liberal cartoons consistently. I’ll explain it! (But my readers will still be angry. Sorry.) First, notice how I made San Francisco Bay into the state’s mouth? (You have to consider his purple tongue as part of the land defining […]

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COWBOY POETRY – BUYING A BRA

on March 6, 2019, 8:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I’ve been going thru some old  posts between Dottie Seese and myself and came across this one from Dec. 2005.  I needed a good laugh and thought I’d share the chuckles with the WGEN readers. BTW –  as I was on my way yesterday to get a rock chip in my windshield repaired I was involved in an accident.  All […]

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Canuck gets lost ….. Adults only…..

on March 6, 2019, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is rated R Canuck was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. “I’m lost,” said Canuck. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much […]

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Know When to Fold Em

Know When to Fold Em

on March 4, 2019, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Political Puppets, aka Dummies

Political Puppets, aka Dummies

on March 1, 2019, 9:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Drafting Guys Over 70

Drafting Guys Over 70

on February 28, 2019, 6:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists.  You can’t be older than 42 to join the military.  They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year old’s off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least […]

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The Question

on February 27, 2019, 9:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This takes less than one minute and is incredibly accurate … well worth the little bit of effort, I promise. This test  has only one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make […]

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Nothing Like the Oscars to Brighten Your Day

Nothing Like the Oscars to Brighten Your Day

on February 25, 2019, 8:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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The Real Threat

The Real Threat

on February 25, 2019, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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New Math In the Red

New Math In the Red

on February 21, 2019, 9:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Subject: Cell phone vs. Bible

Subject: Cell phone vs. Bible

on February 21, 2019, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the […]

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Why I Watch “Outnumbered” on Fox News…

Why I Watch “Outnumbered” on Fox News…

on February 20, 2019, 12:08 PM / in Bedtime Stories

To combat this, MSNBC is coming out with a show called “All Are Numbered”. Here is the lineup: One who was born a man who now thinks he is a woman One who was born a woman who now thinks she is a man One whose gender is anyone’s guess A Muslim who hates all Christian’s And Jews One who […]

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The Power of a Good Vocabulary

on February 20, 2019, 11:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(and a high probability of not being understood!) I called an old classmate who went on to M.I.T. and asked how he was doing. He replied that right at the moment, he was working on “aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel, under a constrained environment.” I was extremely impressed. However, upon further inquiry, I learned he was washing dishes […]

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I love succinctness.

I love succinctness.

on February 19, 2019, 9:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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S O S….

S O S….

on February 18, 2019, 7:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care, and have […]

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Compromise

Compromise

on February 18, 2019, 7:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Democrat Privilege

Democrat Privilege

on February 16, 2019, 8:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Great Political Humor

on February 16, 2019, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, is possibly one of the brightest people in the current administration. She also has a quick wit about her and if you doubt it then read below. It’s got to be the answer of the year. During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, “Where is President Trump hiding his […]

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Not Easy Being Green

Not Easy Being Green

on February 14, 2019, 8:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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COURTROOM REASONABLE DOUBT

COURTROOM REASONABLE DOUBT

on February 12, 2019, 7:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A defendant was on trial for murder.  There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.  In the defence’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. “Within […]

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