All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud! All I can think about now when I’m watching any TV show or movie is how everyone is standing WAY too close together. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel […]

Babylon Bee BELL CANYON, CA—According to sources, Hollywood celebrities have courageously united under an inspiring new movement to show respect for black lives. Entitled the #BurnYourHouseDown movement, celebrities such as Alyssa Milano, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Legend have volunteered to relinquish their power and privilege by burning their houses and everything they have to the ground. The organizer of this […]

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at […]

I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn’t hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 37 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. Rudy often came with me and almost every time he’d pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he […]

Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and […]

Special thanks to Bill for sending. Things don’t seem so bad now do they….

Psalm 8:2 (KJV) :  Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger. Logic from an “Uncluttered Mind” A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it […]

Thanks Charles: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he replied. “Oh, killed any?” she said. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” came the answer. Intrigued, the wife asked, “How can you tell them apart?” Husband: “3 were on the beer can, 2 were […]

Came across this in some post I sent out several years ago  –    thought we all need a laugh so sending it out again now.  Should be an easy one for Swallwell folks. Feel  free to insert your politicians name in the right spaces. Remember the old joke grampa or uncle (name) used to pull on the young kids? He […]

Good morning, I just found out my dad, a longtime conservative, will be voting Democrat in the upcoming election this fall. This would never be happening if he were still alive. Kindest regards, C.C.  

We all need a break – LAUGH Judy An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . . The Indian drinks the coffee […]

From The Federal Observer  Oh no…. it’s just Joe the Pervert!

I found a great way to deal with all the BS political stuff that fills the computer screen As I watch this old johnny Carson show  I keep thinking of how it would be neat to see in Congress…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd42so4Zg6Q Johnny Carson 17th Anniversary Tonight Show 1979 – Complete  

Baptist believers have reported they are “utterly delighted” to learn they can now wear full face masks at the liquor store, preventing anyone from recognizing them. As soon as people started wearing masks in public, Baptists jumped at the opportunity to cover their entire faces while purchasing beer, wine, and hard liquor. Pastors and lay believers alike rushed their local […]

There’s so much bad stuff going on in our world today, we need to periodically stop, take a deep breath & consider what’s truly important & then smile!!!