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THE WEEK IN PICTURES: THE FLY EDITION

THE WEEK IN PICTURES: THE FLY EDITION

on October 11, 2020, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories

BY STEVEN HAYWARD  So forget the old saying, “Oh to be a fly on the wall.” After this week, we all want to be a fly on Mike Pence’s head. Of course, there are two theories about this. One is, the fly was a Deep State nanobot designed to interfere with Pence’s brain waves and mess him up in the debate. […]

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Smile Again

Smile Again

on October 11, 2020, 8:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile…

Smile…

on October 11, 2020, 6:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Coronaville!

on October 9, 2020, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Good Cop Story (for a change)

on October 7, 2020, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man’s body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Fredericksburg. […]

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Reliving the humor or it……

Reliving the humor or it……

on September 29, 2020, 5:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Roving Interviews a Poll Watcher (RR)

on September 27, 2020, 7:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WILL THERE BE A TRUMP “LANDSLIDE?” “Cheyenne War Dance” (1:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. If you could see me, I’m back on my corner about to waylay this lady. Excuse me, lady, but would you like to be on radio? Roving here for ‘Pulse,’ the ever-popular TV show, […]

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Fisher-Price Releases ‘My First Peaceful Protest’ Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down

Fisher-Price Releases ‘My First Peaceful Protest’ Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down

on September 26, 2020, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute […]

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Good Morning! Saturday 26th 2020

Good Morning! Saturday 26th 2020

on September 26, 2020, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Ventimiglia Gem

Ventimiglia Gem

on September 26, 2020, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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ouch!!!!

ouch!!!!

on September 22, 2020, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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biden funny

biden funny

on September 22, 2020, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Thomas’ News, Thursday, September 17, 2020

Thomas’ News, Thursday, September 17, 2020

on September 17, 2020, 8:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, News, State News

‘My Mom Got Ordained Online,’ And Other Tales From COVID Brides Kamala Harris Promoted Fund That Bailed Out Man Accused Of Rape Italian politician nominates Netanyahu for Nobel Peace Prize – www.israelhayom.com Japan’s new PM: Yoshihide Suga rises from rural beginnings to replace Shinzo Abe | South China Morning Post Hamas Rockets Rained Down On Southern Israel At Moment UAE […]

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For Me But Not For Thee

For Me But Not For Thee

on September 8, 2020, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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TO ALL THE  KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and  50’s !!

on August 14, 2020, 6:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to Louise but mainly to God TO ALL THE  KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and  50’s !! Born to our mothers who might have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and then didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put  to sleep on our […]

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Leaving the City

Leaving the City

on August 11, 2020, 6:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Jimmy

on August 10, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.” Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t […]

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The Democrats and the Scorpion

The Democrats and the Scorpion

on July 27, 2020, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I hope this little story will awaken a few of those still sleeping…. Replace or add Islam with Democrat, BLM, Left Wing, Liberals, IE: The Democrats and the Scorpion  –  BLM and the Scorpion  –  etc. https://sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/why-islam-is-a-threat/the-frog-and-the-scorpion Islamic Threat Simplified – Home Page‎ > ‎Why Islam is a Threat‎ > ‎ The Frog and the Scorpion A frog was hopping […]

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Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

Sorry Journos, Your Favorite Baseball Team Is Racist AF

on July 23, 2020, 8:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

By Andrew Stiles  |  The Washington Free Beacon Satire In mere hours, so-called “doctor” Anthony Fauci will throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening game in our nation’s capital. Fauci, like the Nationals, is beloved by Beltway lobbyists and professional journalists. But unfortunately for those journos, their favorite baseball team is a racist abomination that should be […]

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Racism Explained?

Racism Explained?

on July 22, 2020, 7:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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