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Christmas Quote December 10th

Christmas Quote December 10th

on December 10, 2016, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the […]

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Christmas Quote for Today, December 9th

Christmas Quote for Today, December 9th

on December 9, 2016, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

  “How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!”    Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin was a writer, a philosopher, a scientist, a politician, a patriot, a Founding Father, an inventor, and publisher. He helped with the founding of the United States of America and changed the world with his discoveries about electricity. His writings such as Poor Richards’ Almanac have […]

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Taking Public Education to Another Level

Taking Public Education to Another Level

on December 6, 2016, 7:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Glass Harp

on December 5, 2016, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

Special Thanks to Thomas… Sugar Plum Fairy (The Nutcracker) by P.Tchaikovsky performed live on a glass harp. These musicians are known as Glass Duo and are from Poland. This performance was at the Chamber Music Festival in Bologna, Italy – June 2010. I hope you enjoy this beautiful music and have a wonderful holiday season! If you enjoyed this cool […]

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We must be doing something wrong

We must be doing something wrong

on December 5, 2016, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Perfect for the Dems

Perfect for the Dems

on December 3, 2016, 7:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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My Drug Problem

My Drug Problem

on December 1, 2016, 7:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

At my 50th high school reunion a friend asked me, ‘Why didn’t we have a drug problem when we were growing up?’ I replied that I, indeed, had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials […]

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God’s Wings

God’s Wings

on November 28, 2016, 8:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

After a forest fire in Yellowstone National Park, forest rangers began their trek up a mountain to assess the inferno’s damage. One ranger found a bird literally  petrified in ashes, perched statuesquely on the ground at the base of a tree. Somewhat  sickened by the eerie sight, he knocked over the bird with a stick. When he gently struck it, […]

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Soothing the Pain of Others…..

Soothing the Pain of Others…..

on November 23, 2016, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Damned Lucky…

Damned Lucky…

on November 22, 2016, 8:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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You know you’re from Tennessee if…

You know you’re from Tennessee if…

on November 18, 2016, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

You measure distance in hours. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day. Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks. Stores don’t have shopping carts; they have buggies. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year. You use “fix” […]

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Single Black Female

Single Black Female

on November 17, 2016, 8:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Thomas SINGLE BLACK FEMALE: Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I LOVE long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front […]

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Banners

on November 12, 2016, 8:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Bill I am sure someone will find this offensive…. so get over it….. Iran’s Khamenei calls Trump and tells him, “Donald, stay out of office, because last night I had a wonderful dream.  I could see America, the whole beautiful county, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?”  Trump […]

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Eating Crow….

Eating Crow….

on November 12, 2016, 7:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Night Watchman

The Night Watchman

on November 12, 2016, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person at $18,000 a year for the job. Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a […]

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Thought for today….

Thought for today….

on November 11, 2016, 6:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Lots of Reasons why not to support her!

Lots of Reasons why not to support her!

on November 10, 2016, 6:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Things You should Know About A Basset Hound Owner!

Things You should Know About A Basset Hound Owner!

on November 7, 2016, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 Special thanks to Susan They love being a couch potato .   They might smell like a hint of tacos or fritos.   There will be lots of dog hair. And I mean LOTS.   They love wet sloppy kisses.   They have a eye for cuteness overload.   They might howl when they are happy.   They love unconditionally.   […]

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WHY REDNECKS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

WHY REDNECKS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

on November 2, 2016, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think Bubba is dead! What should […]

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Progressive Math…

Progressive Math…

on October 30, 2016, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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