Bedtime Stories

How to Explain GOD

How to Explain GOD

on April 3, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

It was written by an 8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third-grade homework assignment.  The assignment was to explain God.  Wonder if any of us could do as well?” EXPLAIN GOD……. One of God’s main jobs is making people.  He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of […]

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Tradition

on April 1, 2018, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

WHAT’S IN A HANDSHAKE ? In Switzerland it has long been customary for students to shake the hands of their teachers at the beginning and end of the school day.   It’s a sign of solidarity and mutual respect between teacher and pupil, one that is thought to encourage the right classroom atmosphere.   Justice Minister Simonetta Sommaruga recently felt compelled to further […]

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My son

on April 1, 2018, 6:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Many thanks to Barb for sending this to me.  It is SO fitting with my thoughts today with the spiritual war going on in this world.  The demon worshippers (Dems, Libs, RINO’s, Globalists and the fake *Representatives* who created and then pased that hellish piece of legislation they call the Monster Spending bill.  I was SO hoping that Trump would […]

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when Slatten was a peace officer

on March 19, 2018, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper (Slatten) for speeding, and Slat started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally,Slat got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were […]

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Welcome to CA

Welcome to CA

on March 18, 2018, 7:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH

THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH

on March 18, 2018, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts and arrogance. It’s Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, “No other word and no other language can do it justice.” Read the story below and you will understand. A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would […]

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You gotta love Frank!

on March 14, 2018, 9:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence & distance. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the […]

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A Ref’s Toughest Call

on March 13, 2018, 8:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Good morning, it’s Tuesday, March 13, 2018. Eighty-three years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past two years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at […]

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That’s Show Business

That’s Show Business

on March 12, 2018, 6:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Why Grandpa carries a gun

Why Grandpa carries a gun

on March 11, 2018, 9:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The quintessential reason why Grandpa carries a gun. Why Carry a Gun? My old Grandpa said to me, “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take a whoopin’.” I don’t carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun […]

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Democrats Announce 2020 Dream Ticket

Democrats Announce 2020 Dream Ticket

on March 9, 2018, 8:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We can’t wait.

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The Entrance Exam For Medical School

The Entrance Exam For Medical School

on March 6, 2018, 8:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

When students took the entrance exam for medical school, They were perplexed by this question: “Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body That is most useful when erect.” Scroll down Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are in Congress

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Jackson, There Is New Blood in Town

Jackson, There Is New Blood in Town

on March 6, 2018, 7:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Cow hit by limo

Cow hit by limo

on March 5, 2018, 6:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.” So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and […]

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George Carlin’s Views on Aging

on March 3, 2018, 7:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old are you?’ ‘ I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and a half, going on […]

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Amazing Leadership…NOT

Amazing Leadership…NOT

on March 2, 2018, 6:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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In a mother’s womb were two babies.

In a mother’s womb were two babies.

on February 28, 2018, 3:14 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Robert for sending this one in….. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life […]

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Nothing like a little gerrymandering to make the day…..

Nothing like a little gerrymandering to make the day…..

on February 28, 2018, 6:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Thoughts to live by…..

on February 25, 2018, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People, Religion

Author unknown Tips My Grandmother Gave Me My beloved grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to carry an old notebook with her wherever she went. She would fill it with beautiful thoughts and advice she got from wise people. Throughout my childhood, I would see her writing things down in that little notebook. I always thought they were her […]

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Guys, If you want to understand women

Guys, If you want to understand women

on February 25, 2018, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is the place to start. Volume seventy three comes out next month. 

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