John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening […]

Question for the IRS Special thanks to Thomas ‘Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father came to visit a number of times, and suddenly he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization. As a result, my step-daughter legally became my […]

What the Dem’s would love to happen….. By Ed Straker The President and Congress agreed to a spending bill to get the government through to September. (Wish To Be)President Chuck Schumer said: “This agreement is a good agreement for the American people and takes the threat of a government shutdown off the table,” said… Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.). “The bill […]

Special Thanks to Thomas for this one. One Hundred Percent This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? […]

YES. For the first time in America, you can purchase an exclusive  insurance policy to protect your constitutional rights as an American. Never before, and certainly never foreseen by our forefathers, could a citizen find a greater peace of mind come election day, than to embrace the security of “Voter Protection” insurance policy. This policy ensures the registered and insured […]

Thank you brother Thomas As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling my old pastor, Father Mike, who always […]

Don’t just sit in the House: go outside and enjoy nature.   Never mind people…just go back inside and watch TV…it is safer at your age!!   Special Thanks to Thomas

We have decided to tick everybody off all at the same time and get it over with… so suck it up and smile while you are laughing at everyone else’s state…… KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.   Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!   Arizona But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain’t Everything. California […]

Author Unknown Thanks for sharing Thomas “You ask me how it feels to grow older. I’ve learned a few things along the way, which I’ll share with you… As I’ve aged, I’ve become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend. I don’t chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my […]

Okay, we understand… it was probably not the right thing to do, that is a preemptive attack on a foreign country. We completely understand why true conservatives would remind us of our Constitution and how Congress is technically responsible for acts of war, but we cannot help but smile.

We all need a GOOD LAUGH every day and this is my pick for today..  –   Jackie

Special thanks to Thomas and Bobby A little girl went to her closet and took a glass jar off the shelf.She poured the contents on to the floor and counted the money that was in it. She counted it three times,the total had to be correct.No room here for a mistake. Carefully putting the money back into the jar,she closed […]

This came to us from Jackie 6 years ago and it just made us smile. The unintended consequences of goofy hoplophobes. Anti-firearm rights Democrat moke demands mandatory open carry! I like it! (Sorta.) “Hey, I’m all out of 9mm! Let’s go to WalMart.” From Ammoland.com: A bill in Louisiana would require sportsmen to show the serial number on their firearms before purchasing […]