Bedtime Stories

With age comes wisdom.

With age comes wisdom.

on May 29, 2018, 6:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Loving to fish, a 80 year old fellow was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a […]

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Divided We Kneel

Divided We Kneel

on May 29, 2018, 6:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

No business should allow employees to alienate customers. Especially when fans value sporting events to escape politics and real-world problems. Art by Michael Ramirez

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Bad man in a bar

on May 27, 2018, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Everything was quiet in a downtown bar when the door slammed open with a loud BAM. There stood a man about 6ft 5in with huge arms and glaring eyes and a big frown. He stomps over to the bar and shouts “Gimmie a beer! ” He downs the beer in two seconds and slams the mug down on the bar. […]

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It Takes A Thief

It Takes A Thief

on May 25, 2018, 6:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco EX-CIA / CNN’s James Clapper on The View admitted to spying on the Trump Campaign (Crossfire Hurricane) but they only did it to protect trump.

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LUNCH WITH THE POPE

on May 24, 2018, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

President Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat […]

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The Newest NetFlix Presentation

The Newest NetFlix Presentation

on May 24, 2018, 5:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Bill

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The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on May 2

on May 23, 2018, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on May 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. […]

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Deep State Depression

Deep State Depression

on May 23, 2018, 6:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The once communist sympathizer and former CIA director for Obama is now the director of CYA (Cover Your ASS) for the Deep State, FBI, Clapper, and Comey. Art by A.F. Branco

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Places to Retire: No offense meant…..

on May 22, 2018, 8:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where 1.  You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade. 2.  You’ve experienced condensation on your rear-end from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3.  You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town. 4.  You have over 100 recipes for Mexican […]

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It’s Tuesday

It’s Tuesday

on May 22, 2018, 6:49 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Watergate x 10

Watergate x 10

on May 22, 2018, 6:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Not as it Always Appears….

on May 21, 2018, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. […]

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Sorry, Eternal Life Is Not Allowed!

Sorry, Eternal Life Is Not Allowed!

on May 17, 2018, 6:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Newfoundlander is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A large genie appears out of the bottle and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.” “Sorry,” said […]

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High Octane Hate

High Octane Hate

on May 16, 2018, 7:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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His Legacy’s End

His Legacy’s End

on May 15, 2018, 7:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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A POEM THAT WAS US!

A POEM THAT WAS US!

on May 15, 2018, 6:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A little house with three bedrooms, One bathroom and one car on the street A mower that you had to push To make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall We only had one phone, And no need for recording things, Someone was always home. We only had a living room Where we would congregate, Unless it […]

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A Little Bear Humor This Morning

A Little Bear Humor This Morning

on May 15, 2018, 6:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Important Announcement: In light of the rising frequency of human – grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting […]

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An Obituary …..Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!

An Obituary …..Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!

on May 14, 2018, 7:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: – Knowing when to come in out of […]

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You Go Girl

You Go Girl

on May 14, 2018, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Gina Haspel Tough on Terror

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If only we could all make this kind of a difference….

on May 14, 2018, 5:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There is a story many years ago of an elementary teacher. Her name was Mrs. Thompson. And as she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. But that was […]

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