BY STEVEN HAYWARD  So forget the old saying, “Oh to be a fly on the wall.” After this week, we all want to be a fly on Mike Pence’s head. Of course, there are two theories about this. One is, the fly was a Deep State nanobot designed to interfere with Pence’s brain waves and mess him up in the debate. […]

The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man’s body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Fredericksburg. […]

WILL THERE BE A TRUMP “LANDSLIDE?” “Cheyenne War Dance” (1:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. If you could see me, I’m back on my corner about to waylay this lady. Excuse me, lady, but would you like to be on radio? Roving here for ‘Pulse,’ the ever-popular TV show, […]

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute […]

‘My Mom Got Ordained Online,’ And Other Tales From COVID Brides Kamala Harris Promoted Fund That Bailed Out Man Accused Of Rape Italian politician nominates Netanyahu for Nobel Peace Prize – www.israelhayom.com Japan’s new PM: Yoshihide Suga rises from rural beginnings to replace Shinzo Abe | South China Morning Post Hamas Rockets Rained Down On Southern Israel At Moment UAE […]

Thanks to Louise but mainly to God TO ALL THE  KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and  50’s !! Born to our mothers who might have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and then didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put  to sleep on our […]

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.” Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t […]

I hope this little story will awaken a few of those still sleeping…. Replace or add Islam with Democrat, BLM, Left Wing, Liberals, IE: The Democrats and the Scorpion  –  BLM and the Scorpion  –  etc. https://sites.google.com/site/islamicthreatsimplified/home/why-islam-is-a-threat/the-frog-and-the-scorpion Islamic Threat Simplified – Home Page‎ > ‎Why Islam is a Threat‎ > ‎ The Frog and the Scorpion A frog was hopping […]

By Andrew Stiles  |  The Washington Free Beacon Satire In mere hours, so-called “doctor” Anthony Fauci will throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening game in our nation’s capital. Fauci, like the Nationals, is beloved by Beltway lobbyists and professional journalists. But unfortunately for those journos, their favorite baseball team is a racist abomination that should be […]