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This is not for children nor the faint of heart….. H/T to Thomas A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father, without the need for any […]

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many […]

One of the Best Stories of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and […]

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”Visibly shaken, the woman stared back at the old woman’s lined face, then at […]

PoppaGringo sent me this regarding his doctor. But, he said the waiting list for him was so long, it would be useless to seek his services. Questions to my doctor: Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear […]

Knowing a great deal of politicians, past and present, I find this both funny and quite a bit scary…. A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, since […]

Special Thanks to Lenore for this one. I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association’s homes. The reason, according to my friend, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community. The trash […]

Special Thanks to Thomas by Paulo Coelho “As soon as he died, Juan found himself in a gorgeous place, surrounded by all the comfort and beauty he had dreamed of. A fellow dressed in white approached him and said, “You have the right to have whatever you want; any food, pleasure or amusement.” Charmed, Juan did everything he dreamed of […]

Thanks to Thomas for this one. All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21stbirthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their birthday cake. So when George’s […]

H/T to Thomas and Larry Here is a classic joke for any Marine. Tell this joke to someone who is not a Marine: A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a U.S. Marine Corps base. He goes to the front gate, and says to the sentry, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay […]

Following the rules just a little too closely. John and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the odd numbered […]

An inspiring message of God’s faithfulness. You may and probably have seen this before, but enjoy and praise Him for what He’s doing in your life again. Sue 54 years ago, 300 feet above the forest in the middle of Oregon, my Grandfather’s life was about to be changed forever. He had just taken off in his twin engine Piper trying to […]

Special Thanks to Thomas for sending this in….

Don Dinsdale sent this one in. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. […]