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Thoughts to Ponder

on April 27, 2019, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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Glass Housewife

Glass Housewife

on April 27, 2019, 7:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

on April 24, 2019, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring. The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of Disgusting Candies after waiting hopelessly on store […]

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Still Hanging ON

Still Hanging ON

on April 23, 2019, 7:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Little Girl’s Impersonation Absolutely Skewers Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

on April 22, 2019, 8:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There have been a lot of viral impersonations of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on social media, but none have been quite this hilarious and adorable. OMG 😯 An AOC mini-me! She nails it! #Priceless pic.twitter.com/CAfV8Da5d3 — Todd With Trump (@THeinrich22) April 20, 2019 The Gateway Pundit reports, Wearing glasses and bright red lipstick, a young girl brilliantly skewered the freshmen congresswoman […]

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Short reading Material…..

Short reading Material…..

on April 22, 2019, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Happy MAGA Easter America

Happy MAGA Easter America

on April 22, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

All the Perfume in the World Can’t Change the Smell

on April 17, 2019, 7:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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American Express

American Express

on April 8, 2019, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Pick Your Crazy!

Pick Your Crazy!

on April 6, 2019, 7:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Teaching with Authority

Teaching with Authority

on April 4, 2019, 7:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Beautiful Animals

on April 3, 2019, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Not sure which ones are photo-shopped and which ones are not…. either way enjoy

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WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART

WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART

on April 3, 2019, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world’s largest retailer but, since I retired, trips to “Wally World” to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I […]

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Ha ha !

Ha ha !

on March 27, 2019, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men. “Watch and learn,” answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all […]

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The Patriot Post Asks the Question: How Could this be Right?

The Patriot Post Asks the Question: How Could this be Right?

on March 26, 2019, 7:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Oh, that it were just funny!

Oh, that it were just funny!

on March 26, 2019, 6:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Drunk Englishman

Drunk Englishman

on March 24, 2019, 8:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and much wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the […]

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When I’m an old lady……………..

on March 20, 2019, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

by Joanne Bailey Baxter, Lorain, OH When I’m an old lady, I’ll live with my kids, And make their life happy and filled with such fun. I want to pay back all the joy they’ve provided, Returning each deed.  Oh, they’ll be so excited! When I’m an old lady and live with my kids. I’ll write on the wall with […]

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :

on March 20, 2019, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Author unknown Just saying………….

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CAIR-ful #IStandWithJudgeJeanine

CAIR-ful #IStandWithJudgeJeanine

on March 20, 2019, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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