Bedtime Stories

Affordable Boat Act

Affordable Boat Act

on November 4, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Andy for sending this. The government has just passed a new law called: “The affordable boat act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $24,000-$124,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, insurance, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs. […]

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Katherine

Katherine

on November 3, 2013, 5:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

God has a way of allowing us to be in the right place at the right time. I was walking down a dimly lit street late one evening when I heard muffled screams coming from behind a clump of bushes.  Alarmed, I slowed down to listen and panicked when I realized that what I was hearing were the unmistakable sounds […]

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Hitler finds out about Obamacare Exchange Problems

on October 29, 2013, 8:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Alright its fun time……

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Quote for Today

on October 28, 2013, 5:11 PM / in Bedtime Stories

“Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is damn near a miracle.” Me

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PANCAKES

PANCAKES

on October 27, 2013, 6:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling  it on the floor.  He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of […]

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Celebration coming at a price

Celebration coming at a price

on October 22, 2013, 8:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Economy

The Economy

on October 21, 2013, 11:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE GEESE AND THE SNOWSTORM

THE GEESE AND THE SNOWSTORM

on October 20, 2013, 6:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There was once a man who did not believe in either the virgin birth of Christ or the very spiritual meaning behind it, and was skeptical even about God. He and his family lived in a farm community. His wife was a devout believer and diligently raised her children in the faith. He sometimes gave her a real hard time […]

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To The Point of Economic Crash

To The Point of Economic Crash

on October 17, 2013, 9:14 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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FROG SOUND

FROG SOUND

on October 17, 2013, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A little boy goes up to his grandpa and says “Grandpa, Grandpa, make a frog sound, make a frog sound, make a frog sound!” and his grandpa says, “I’m reading my newspaper.” So the little boy runs over to his sister and whispers to her, “Sister, Sister, you make him say it, you make him say it!” So the sister […]

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Smile: What else can we do…..

Smile: What else can we do…..

on October 12, 2013, 3:13 PM / in Bedtime Stories

View more of Michael Ramirez’s latest cartoons.

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Good Reason

Good Reason

on October 12, 2013, 8:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.  As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. […]

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The Obama Car

The Obama Car

on October 10, 2013, 8:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Things That Get Rewarded Get Done

The Things That Get Rewarded Get Done

on October 4, 2013, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A weekend fisherman look over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently removed the frog from the snakes mouth and let it go free. But now he felt sorry for the hungry snake. Having no food in the boat, he took a flask […]

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Hush, Little Baby

Hush, Little Baby

on September 29, 2013, 6:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The first notes that we hear are those cradle songs and poems that come from our parent’s heart. Lullabies abound in every age and every culture. By such promises of nurture and protection babies find trust to rest grow. Hush, little baby, don’t say a word. Papa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird won’t sing, Papa’s gonna […]

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Throwing Rocks

Throwing Rocks

on September 23, 2013, 11:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST

ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST

on September 20, 2013, 7:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night action fought 8-9 August 1942. Although she scored two hits on the Imperial flagship Chokai, the Astoria was badly damaged and sank shortly after noon, 9 August. About 0200 hours a young mid-westerner, Signalman 3rd Class Elgin Staples, […]

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Humor for Today

Humor for Today

on September 13, 2013, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories, News

From the geniuses at ThePeoplesCube.com

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Twenty on 9/11

Twenty on 9/11

on September 11, 2013, 7:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

You may have seen this before in the last twelve years, but even if you have, it’s still interesting.  I first heard about it several years ago, only that it could be done, just not how.  After playing around with it for a few minutes, I figured it out.  There are actually two ways of doing it, you may prefer […]

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Cordelia and the Lottery

Cordelia and the Lottery

on September 10, 2013, 11:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Cordelia, the wife of a fat, lazy, tobacco-spitting country farmer, was reading the newspaper one day when she was struck in the pit of her stomach. “All I read about is this damn economy,” she said, “all the terrible debt, something called tapering and the mess in Syria. At any moment, t seems like the whole world could go up […]

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