Bedtime Stories

The President Responds to the Elections

The President Responds to the Elections

on November 12, 2014, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, this could your future

Smile, this could your future

on November 11, 2014, 5:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Fly in the cup

A Fly in the cup

on November 10, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Vote

The Vote

on November 7, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Chicago Voting From The Grave

Chicago Voting From The Grave

on November 6, 2014, 6:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Uncle Frank was a Conservative until the day he died in Chicago.  Since then, he has voted Democrat”. Dearly departed relatives casting votes for Dems from their graves.

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Always a Silver Lining

Always a Silver Lining

on November 6, 2014, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Okay, So There Is a Leak…..

Okay, So There Is a Leak…..

on November 3, 2014, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

on November 2, 2014, 6:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your […]

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Smile, things could be worse

Smile, things could be worse

on October 30, 2014, 11:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, like a Cheshire Cat, It may be about time….

Smile, like a Cheshire Cat, It may be about time….

on October 27, 2014, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers

on October 26, 2014, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked? Why do birds fly south for the winter? What always comes at the end of Christmas Day? What could you find at the North Pole that has teeth but can not chew? What does Santa give a 600 lb. gorilla for Christmas? Can you spell “hard water” […]

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CDC Protocol…

CDC Protocol…

on October 22, 2014, 10:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Hat Trick to liberallogic.com

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The Virus War…

The Virus War…

on October 22, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Why Do You Need a Gun?

Why Do You Need a Gun?

on October 21, 2014, 3:20 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers

on October 19, 2014, 6:09 PM / in Bedtime Stories

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under […]

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A little Dwarf humor

A little Dwarf humor

on October 15, 2014, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me […]

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You took my place!!!

You took my place!!!

on October 12, 2014, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up near and the driver got out and said, “I always park there!  You took my place!” The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down. A young lady from the church approached […]

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Donna Green (1956 – 2014)

on October 9, 2014, 8:37 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Donna Carol Grigsbay Green, age 58, died October 6, 2014. Donna was born in Nashville, TN and lived most of her life raising her children and family in Jackson, TN. She was a beloved wife, beloved mother and Nanna, and a cherished daughter and sister. Donna was born on May 14, 1956 to Thomas and Mary Grigsbay of Tampa, FL. […]

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Quote for Today October 7th 2014

on October 7, 2014, 7:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Kudos to Bill Way “Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman I’ve been on the pill for two years. It’s getting rather expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.”

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Quote for Today October 4th

Quote for Today October 4th

on October 4, 2014, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Sometimes you look at yourself in the mirror, any mirror, and you wonder why that nose looks as it does, or those eyes–what is behind them, what depths can they reach. Your flesh, your skin, your lips–you know that that face which you behold is not yours alone but is already something which belongs to those who love it, to […]

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