Bedtime Stories

… but, sooner or later, Fox will follow its Founder

… but, sooner or later, Fox will follow its Founder

on March 17, 2019, 6:14 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(at least for the time being) Pat Cross Cartoons  

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Man-Made Disaster

Man-Made Disaster

on March 16, 2019, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Donka shay Louise

on March 15, 2019, 8:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The latest telephone poll taken by the new California Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:   29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”       71% of respondents answered: “No es unaproblema seriosa.”

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Background Check

Background Check

on March 15, 2019, 6:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco Elizabeth Warren says she has zero sympathies for the parents involved in the admissions scandal but wait, how did she get into Harvard?

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Bad to the Bone

Bad to the Bone

on March 13, 2019, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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A Ref’s Toughest Call

on March 13, 2019, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, History

Good morning, it’s Tuesday, March 13, 2019. Eighty-four years ago today, Nicholas and Helen Oprian, first-generation Romanian immigrants living in San Francisco, welcomed their only child into the world. They named her Virginia, a nice American name. She was my mother. Mom has been gone these past three years, and I’ve written about her before, so here we are at […]

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Muses From Richard

on March 12, 2019, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never […]

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Rule Rule of of Law Law

on March 7, 2019, 1:54 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Not sure if this is true, but it is funny….   A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance […]

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BadBobby’s career change

on March 7, 2019, 1:27 PM / in Bedtime Stories

After 20 years of work as a successful gynecologist, BB had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and decided that, even though this is all he knew, he would seek a new career. Hoping to try a career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic, as working in a garage is always […]

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CALIFORNIA BURGER POLICE; Funny is Funny…..

CALIFORNIA BURGER POLICE; Funny is Funny…..

on March 6, 2019, 9:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Daryl Cagle  |   DarylCagle.com My cartoon today is bound to anger many of my readers, who expect me to draw liberal cartoons consistently. I’ll explain it! (But my readers will still be angry. Sorry.) First, notice how I made San Francisco Bay into the state’s mouth? (You have to consider his purple tongue as part of the land defining […]

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COWBOY POETRY – BUYING A BRA

on March 6, 2019, 8:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I’ve been going thru some old  posts between Dottie Seese and myself and came across this one from Dec. 2005.  I needed a good laugh and thought I’d share the chuckles with the WGEN readers. BTW –  as I was on my way yesterday to get a rock chip in my windshield repaired I was involved in an accident.  All […]

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Canuck gets lost ….. Adults only…..

on March 6, 2019, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This is rated R Canuck was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. “I’m lost,” said Canuck. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much […]

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Know When to Fold Em

Know When to Fold Em

on March 4, 2019, 6:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by Michael Ramirez

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Political Puppets, aka Dummies

Political Puppets, aka Dummies

on March 1, 2019, 9:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Drafting Guys Over 70

Drafting Guys Over 70

on February 28, 2019, 6:11 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists.  You can’t be older than 42 to join the military.  They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year old’s off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least […]

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The Question

on February 27, 2019, 9:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This takes less than one minute and is incredibly accurate … well worth the little bit of effort, I promise. This test  has only one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make […]

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Nothing Like the Oscars to Brighten Your Day

Nothing Like the Oscars to Brighten Your Day

on February 25, 2019, 8:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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The Real Threat

The Real Threat

on February 25, 2019, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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New Math In the Red

New Math In the Red

on February 21, 2019, 9:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Art by A.F. Branco

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Subject: Cell phone vs. Bible

Subject: Cell phone vs. Bible

on February 21, 2019, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the […]

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