Bedtime Stories

Two Brothers

Two Brothers

on May 20, 2020, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and […]

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HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?

on May 16, 2020, 7:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Bill for sending. Things don’t seem so bad now do they….

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“babes”

on May 14, 2020, 7:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Psalm 8:2 (KJV) :  Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger. Logic from an “Uncluttered Mind” A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it […]

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Thanks Charles

Thanks Charles

on May 12, 2020, 8:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks Charles: A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he replied. “Oh, killed any?” she said. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” came the answer. Intrigued, the wife asked, “How can you tell them apart?” Husband: “3 were on the beer can, 2 were […]

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Bidenanity

Bidenanity

on May 10, 2020, 7:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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pull my finger

on May 7, 2020, 8:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Came across this in some post I sent out several years ago  –    thought we all need a laugh so sending it out again now.  Should be an easy one for Swallwell folks. Feel  free to insert your politicians name in the right spaces. Remember the old joke grampa or uncle (name) used to pull on the young kids? He […]

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Universal VoterID

Universal VoterID

on May 7, 2020, 8:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Good morning, I just found out my dad, a longtime conservative, will be voting Democrat in the upcoming election this fall. This would never be happening if he were still alive. Kindest regards, C.C.  

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THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M GETTING MY HAIR CUT IN MONTANA……….

on May 7, 2020, 7:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Coffee….

Coffee….

on May 5, 2020, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We all need a break – LAUGH Judy An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . . The Indian drinks the coffee […]

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Is it Halloween yet?

Is it Halloween yet?

on May 5, 2020, 8:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From The Federal Observer  Oh no…. it’s just Joe the Pervert!

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Cartoon of the Day … Maybe not so Funny!

Cartoon of the Day … Maybe not so Funny!

on April 30, 2020, 7:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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How to deal with the constant political BS

on April 24, 2020, 9:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I found a great way to deal with all the BS political stuff that fills the computer screen As I watch this old johnny Carson show  I keep thinking of how it would be neat to see in Congress…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd42so4Zg6Q Johnny Carson 17th Anniversary Tonight Show 1979 – Complete  

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Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store

on April 23, 2020, 7:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Baptist believers have reported they are “utterly delighted” to learn they can now wear full face masks at the liquor store, preventing anyone from recognizing them. As soon as people started wearing masks in public, Baptists jumped at the opportunity to cover their entire faces while purchasing beer, wine, and hard liquor. Pastors and lay believers alike rushed their local […]

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Time to enjoy some happy Pictures

Time to enjoy some happy Pictures

on April 19, 2020, 7:52 AM / in Bedtime Stories

There’s so much bad stuff going on in our world today, we need to periodically stop, take a deep breath & consider what’s truly important & then smile!!!

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Reopen for business? – Varvel’s Views

on April 15, 2020, 9:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The cartoon above upset a few folks last week. That’s my job. They assumed that I care more about money than human life. For the record, I don’t want anyone to die. Neither do you. But we balance freedom and risk, don’t we? If we really wanted to save every life, the speed limit on all roads would be 5 […]

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A Cow Runs Out Onto the Road

A Cow Runs Out Onto the Road

on April 14, 2020, 7:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.” So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and […]

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The Jump

The Jump

on April 13, 2020, 7:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

H/T Renee H A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten-year-old girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Dr. Fauci said, “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps. The Pope said […]

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Easter

Easter

on April 12, 2020, 7:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The Resurrection is the most important day on the Christian calendar. As an evangelical Christian, I thought I would share with you some of the Easter cartoons that I’ve drawn during my career. The cartoon above was drawn in 2007. It is still relevant today. The illustration below is my latest and depicts the significance of Good Friday (6th day), […]

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The Store

on April 9, 2020, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried  to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into  the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut […]

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Coronavirus puzzle

on April 6, 2020, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

In the spirit of the old game called “Hangman” we used to play as children, which became popularized (and commercialized) by the game show “Wheel of Fortune”, here is a puzzle for you to solve. It has at least three (and as many as seven) correct answers. The question is “Who is responsible for coronavirus/COVID-19?” Five letters, and the letters […]

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