Bedtime Stories

Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers

on October 19, 2014, 6:09 PM / in Bedtime Stories

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under […]

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A little Dwarf humor

A little Dwarf humor

on October 15, 2014, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me […]

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You took my place!!!

You took my place!!!

on October 12, 2014, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up near and the driver got out and said, “I always park there!  You took my place!” The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down. A young lady from the church approached […]

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Donna Green (1956 – 2014)

on October 9, 2014, 8:37 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Donna Carol Grigsbay Green, age 58, died October 6, 2014. Donna was born in Nashville, TN and lived most of her life raising her children and family in Jackson, TN. She was a beloved wife, beloved mother and Nanna, and a cherished daughter and sister. Donna was born on May 14, 1956 to Thomas and Mary Grigsbay of Tampa, FL. […]

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Quote for Today October 7th 2014

on October 7, 2014, 7:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Kudos to Bill Way “Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman I’ve been on the pill for two years. It’s getting rather expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.”

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Quote for Today October 4th

Quote for Today October 4th

on October 4, 2014, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Sometimes you look at yourself in the mirror, any mirror, and you wonder why that nose looks as it does, or those eyes–what is behind them, what depths can they reach. Your flesh, your skin, your lips–you know that that face which you behold is not yours alone but is already something which belongs to those who love it, to […]

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Smile….. I know, it’s a little hard to think this is funny

Smile….. I know, it’s a little hard to think this is funny

on October 1, 2014, 11:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I am really not sure if I think this is funny…..

I am really not sure if I think this is funny…..

on August 21, 2014, 6:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Colors

Colors

on August 18, 2014, 7:57 PM / in Bedtime Stories

By Sally Davis Neudecker Colors have so much to say, That is if one takes time to notice. They make for such variety in each and every day Just be very quite and peek beneath the surface

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DO YOU SPEAK….?

DO YOU SPEAK….?

on August 16, 2014, 5:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first […]

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Quote For Today

Quote For Today

on August 15, 2014, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

When the truth offends a man, he deems his feelings more important (than the truth), and by insisting it be suppressed, he denies it to others so that both he and they remain deceived. This is ample reason to detest political correctness, and exhort people everywhere to renounce it, lest we allow it to destroy our society with its emphasis […]

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Couldn’t find a better way to relax

Couldn’t find a better way to relax

on August 12, 2014, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Ouch… Smile, it can’t hurt that bad….

Ouch… Smile, it can’t hurt that bad….

on August 11, 2014, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I just couldn’t Miss publishing this…..

I just couldn’t Miss publishing this…..

on August 8, 2014, 8:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Subject: God was looking down at Earth

Subject: God was looking down at Earth

on August 2, 2014, 6:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.” God thought for a moment and […]

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Smile, What Else Can You Do!

Smile, What Else Can You Do!

on July 30, 2014, 6:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, it’s the best way to start the day

Smile, it’s the best way to start the day

on July 22, 2014, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Lucianne.com  

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Quote For Today

Quote For Today

on July 18, 2014, 7:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Gary…. “The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living.” Anonymous All of this leads me to a word….. Ineptocracy* (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and […]

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Our New Immigration Policy

Our New Immigration Policy

on July 16, 2014, 8:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Sandpiper

The Sandpiper

on July 13, 2014, 6:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  I am a great believer in stories. I can not tell you how many books, short stories, novels, or novelettes I have read in the past and I have learned something of myself in all of them. Here is a story that some have said is true and actually sent out by Mr. Robert Peterson. It happened over 20 […]

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