Bedtime Stories

Throwing Rocks

Throwing Rocks

on September 23, 2013, 11:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST

ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST

on September 20, 2013, 7:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night action fought 8-9 August 1942. Although she scored two hits on the Imperial flagship Chokai, the Astoria was badly damaged and sank shortly after noon, 9 August. About 0200 hours a young mid-westerner, Signalman 3rd Class Elgin Staples, […]

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Humor for Today

Humor for Today

on September 13, 2013, 8:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories, News

From the geniuses at ThePeoplesCube.com

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Twenty on 9/11

Twenty on 9/11

on September 11, 2013, 7:50 AM / in Bedtime Stories

You may have seen this before in the last twelve years, but even if you have, it’s still interesting.  I first heard about it several years ago, only that it could be done, just not how.  After playing around with it for a few minutes, I figured it out.  There are actually two ways of doing it, you may prefer […]

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Cordelia and the Lottery

Cordelia and the Lottery

on September 10, 2013, 11:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Cordelia, the wife of a fat, lazy, tobacco-spitting country farmer, was reading the newspaper one day when she was struck in the pit of her stomach. “All I read about is this damn economy,” she said, “all the terrible debt, something called tapering and the mess in Syria. At any moment, t seems like the whole world could go up […]

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Forever Young

Forever Young

on September 7, 2013, 6:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Youth is not a time of life – it is a state of mind, it is a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over love of ease. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only […]

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Government

Government

on September 3, 2013, 6:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well”, he says, […]

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The Reaction….

The Reaction….

on August 29, 2013, 11:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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How Bright Can We Be

How Bright Can We Be

on August 29, 2013, 10:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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Humor in the Face of Reality

Humor in the Face of Reality

on August 27, 2013, 8:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I thought that this might be a good time to smile at the cultural change our government has forced on us… what else can we do.      

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The Power of Congress?

The Power of Congress?

on August 22, 2013, 8:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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That number is………….

That number is………….

on August 21, 2013, 8:49 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Did You Teach?

Did You Teach?

on August 19, 2013, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking…surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story which could be true…. While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with […]

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Too hot to cook. Call for Chinese

Too hot to cook. Call for Chinese

on August 16, 2013, 8:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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Dream On

Dream On

on August 14, 2013, 10:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion
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Life as a Cat

Life as a Cat

on August 10, 2013, 10:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to Jackie for the heads up.

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HOLIDAY TRAVEL REQUEST

HOLIDAY TRAVEL REQUEST

on August 9, 2013, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline  counter, she presented her ticket to New York.  And as she gave the agent her luggage, she made the smart remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.” The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t to […]

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The Squirrel

The Squirrel

on August 2, 2013, 7:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Some years ago my father-in-law decided to placed a squirrel feeder on a maple tree about 10 yards from his home. It’s a simple device—two boards and a nail on which to impale a corncob. It was a good thing it was simple because he was not much of a carpenter. Well, each morning this one particular squirrel would come […]

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FIVE SIMPLE RULES

FIVE SIMPLE RULES

on July 23, 2013, 6:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less. No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. God didn’t promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He […]

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Oh why not!!!

Oh why not!!!

on July 22, 2013, 7:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, News

From our Goooooooooooooooood Friends at The Federal Observer

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