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Happy New Year…. with a smile

Happy New Year…. with a smile

on January 1, 2014, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile with the Logic of Dixon Diaz

Smile with the Logic of Dixon Diaz

on December 31, 2013, 7:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Humor for the New Year….

Humor for the New Year….

on December 31, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Good Thing I Don’t Go There….

Good Thing I Don’t Go There….

on December 29, 2013, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Humor for Today ?????

Humor for Today ?????

on December 29, 2013, 8:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Ballad of Sun Po Tai

The Ballad of Sun Po Tai

on December 29, 2013, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

In keeping with our series we offer this lighthearted allegory for your entertainment. by Peter Coyne “You   guys seem to have forgotten how the economy nearly collapsed,” writes   one indignant reader. “What kind of freedom do the tens of millions of   Americans living in abject poverty have? When the government of the people tries to   ameliorate […]

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Smile, What else could happen to you…..

Smile, What else could happen to you…..

on December 28, 2013, 8:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  ACTUAL PHRASES FOUND ON RESUMES… “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.” “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.” “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” “Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.” “Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.” “Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.” “It’s best for employers […]

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Quote for Today December 28, 2013

Quote for Today December 28, 2013

on December 28, 2013, 6:49 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“There’s some folks who don’t eat like us,” she whispered fiercely, “but you ain’t called on to contradict ’em at the table when they don’t. That boy’s yo’ comp’ny and if he wants to eat up the table cloth you let him, you hear?” “He ain’t company, Cal, he’s just a Cunningham-“ “Hush your mouth! Don’t matter who they are, […]

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Some Humor for Today

Some Humor for Today

on December 27, 2013, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Comic Database: Steve Hughes… Offended?

on December 26, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Steve Hughes on the absurdity of political correctness, and health and safety!

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The Manger

The Manger

on December 25, 2013, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From Rochelle Clayton Cordova and Gary Thompson

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Loan Approval

Loan Approval

on December 25, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he […]

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The Good News

on December 25, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, News

Special Thanks to Dale It’s hard to believe that the greatest message the world will ever hear is contained in one simple scale.

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Some Humor This Christmas Eve

Some Humor This Christmas Eve

on December 24, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Uncle Jay Explains: 2013 Singing Year In Review!

Uncle Jay Explains: 2013 Singing Year In Review!

on December 23, 2013, 7:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Robertson’s Unaffordable Act to Anthony Weiner’s Second Act to that sign language guy’s Unintelligible Act!  Yep, it’s time for Uncle Jay’s annual Singing Year In Review    

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Expelled

Expelled

on December 23, 2013, 5:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child’s classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo’ed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared […]

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Winter is here

Winter is here

on December 22, 2013, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to Gary for this GRIN Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back five minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.”

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“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”

“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”

on December 20, 2013, 6:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  “Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s […]

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Sad Humor….

Sad Humor….

on December 19, 2013, 6:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote for December 19th

Christmas Quote for December 19th

on December 19, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.”  Agnes M. Pahro (1904-1985) Agnes Pharo was a talented artist and writer, as well as a terrific grandmother – but […]

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