Bedtime Stories

Cartoon by Mike Lester / Coming to Your Neighborhood Soon

Cartoon by Mike Lester / Coming to Your Neighborhood Soon

on May 14, 2014, 6:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Something to Brighten Your Day

on May 10, 2014, 1:56 PM / in Bedtime Stories, People

Post by Animals Australia.

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Smile, things could be worse!

Smile, things could be worse!

on May 7, 2014, 6:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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New California Threat

on May 5, 2014, 8:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special thanks to Stephen & Sherry Murray  who wrote: Committed to growing old disgracefully! The godly care for their animals, but the wicked are always cruel. Proverbs 12:10 If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. St. Francis […]

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What the Press Does Not Understand, It will not Print

What the Press Does Not Understand, It will not Print

on May 3, 2014, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, What else can you do!

Smile, What else can you do!

on May 3, 2014, 5:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Future Employment

Future Employment

on May 1, 2014, 8:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it  was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to […]

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Reid at Work

Reid at Work

on April 29, 2014, 5:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile and FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS

Smile and FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS

on April 28, 2014, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Quote for today! If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two and keep away from children.”

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Not everbody got good news

Not everbody got good news

on April 24, 2014, 6:14 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, It could be Worse…

Smile, It could be Worse…

on April 23, 2014, 6:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A-Hiking We Will Go…..

A-Hiking We Will Go…..

on April 17, 2014, 8:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Last summer, my husband, took me camping for the first time.  At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day  we got lost hiking in the deep woods. He tried the usual tactics to  determine direction — moss on the trees (there was none), direction  of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc., etc. Just as I was […]

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Qualified

Qualified

on April 15, 2014, 9:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: “We have a critical shortage of typists. I’ll give you a little test. Type this,” he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine. The man, quite […]

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The Donut Question

The Donut Question

on April 15, 2014, 9:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The Donuts Dilemma Resolved Last week I asked for your guidance on whether, having won the office NCAA pool, I should buy donuts for my colleagues. You (mostly) said yes, though with varying degrees of persuasiveness. For example, this email wasn’t convincing: “For once in your life be a LIBERAL!!! Buy your oppressed masses donuts!!!” I rather liked this piece […]

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Celebrating The Raise

Celebrating The Raise

on April 13, 2014, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, “Isn’t it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this […]

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Answer One Question

Answer One Question

on April 3, 2014, 9:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one question,” a young man said, “you’ll win two all expense days at La Reserve Spa.” Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” “I don’t know,” […]

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Smile, it could be worse…..

Smile, it could be worse…..

on April 2, 2014, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I feel for the families… the Press “Knows Nothing”

I feel for the families… the Press “Knows Nothing”

on March 21, 2014, 6:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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NewsBusted 2/25/14

on February 25, 2014, 9:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

TOPICS: — Presidents Day — President Obama — Jimmy Carter — Ray Nagin — Jimmy Fallon — Michelle Obama — Piers Morgan — Denmark Zoo Giraffe — Ellen Page Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your email? Visit http://newsbusters.org/newsbusted to sign up for free! Starring: Jodi Miller Production: Dialog New Media Feeling generous? Text ‘NewsBusters’ […]

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DIRTY

DIRTY

on February 20, 2014, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, “Mom, Who am I ?” Ready to play his little game she said, “I don’t know! Who are you?” “WOW!” cried the child. “Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn’t recognize me!

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