Bedtime Stories

Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

on November 22, 2014, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, It could be your last time….

Smile, It could be your last time….

on November 20, 2014, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

on November 19, 2014, 6:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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DOG FOR SALE

DOG FOR SALE

on November 16, 2014, 5:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.  “Yep,” the mutt replies.  “So, what’s your story?”  The mutt looks up and […]

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Today’s Quote

on November 14, 2014, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Fear seems to have many causes. Fear of loss, fear of failure, fear of being hurt, and so on, but ultimately all fear is the ego’s fear of death, of annihilation. To the ego, death is always just around the corner. In this mind-identified state, fear of death affects every aspect of your life. Eckhart Tolle

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The President Responds to the Elections

The President Responds to the Elections

on November 12, 2014, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, this could your future

Smile, this could your future

on November 11, 2014, 5:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Fly in the cup

A Fly in the cup

on November 10, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Vote

The Vote

on November 7, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Chicago Voting From The Grave

Chicago Voting From The Grave

on November 6, 2014, 6:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Uncle Frank was a Conservative until the day he died in Chicago.  Since then, he has voted Democrat”. Dearly departed relatives casting votes for Dems from their graves.

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Always a Silver Lining

Always a Silver Lining

on November 6, 2014, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Okay, So There Is a Leak…..

Okay, So There Is a Leak…..

on November 3, 2014, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH

on November 2, 2014, 6:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your […]

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Smile, things could be worse

Smile, things could be worse

on October 30, 2014, 11:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, like a Cheshire Cat, It may be about time….

Smile, like a Cheshire Cat, It may be about time….

on October 27, 2014, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers

on October 26, 2014, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked? Why do birds fly south for the winter? What always comes at the end of Christmas Day? What could you find at the North Pole that has teeth but can not chew? What does Santa give a 600 lb. gorilla for Christmas? Can you spell “hard water” […]

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CDC Protocol…

CDC Protocol…

on October 22, 2014, 10:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Hat Trick to liberallogic.com

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The Virus War…

The Virus War…

on October 22, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Why Do You Need a Gun?

Why Do You Need a Gun?

on October 21, 2014, 3:20 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers

on October 19, 2014, 6:09 PM / in Bedtime Stories

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under […]

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