Bedtime Stories

Perfect for this time of year

Perfect for this time of year

on December 26, 2014, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it, “she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 […]

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Just as Dead……

Just as Dead……

on December 23, 2014, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE STORY BEHIND A GREAT SONG

THE STORY BEHIND A GREAT SONG

on December 23, 2014, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Sue for sending this…… This is wonderful!  The year is 1940 …  No TV existed … yes only radio was the listening device and people did sit around their radios to listen. Frank Sinatra considered Kate Smith the best singer of her time, and he said that when he and a million other guys first heard her […]

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How To Train Your Dragon….. 3.0

How To Train Your Dragon….. 3.0

on December 20, 2014, 7:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Always a Better Way to Look At It

Always a Better Way to Look At It

on December 17, 2014, 7:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile…. because nothing else will help

Smile…. because nothing else will help

on December 16, 2014, 9:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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After-Thanksgiving Poem

After-Thanksgiving Poem

on December 14, 2014, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn, I ate too much pudding and pie. I’m stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin’ I’m probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate. But I wish I had known when to stop, For I’m so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and […]

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Smile… the President is at work

Smile… the President is at work

on December 10, 2014, 7:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Not so funny…..

Not so funny…..

on December 1, 2014, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Always something to smile about ……

Always something to smile about ……

on December 1, 2014, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies

Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies

on November 30, 2014, 8:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I […]

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Smile…. don’t you remember your Drivers Ed Class

Smile…. don’t you remember your Drivers Ed Class

on November 26, 2014, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your steering wheel. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic […]

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Smile… what else can you do……

Smile… what else can you do……

on November 25, 2014, 8:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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Everyday be thankful

Everyday be thankful

on November 22, 2014, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings, thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf. Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible, thank you, Lord, that I can see. Many are blind. Even though I huddle in my bed and put off […]

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Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

on November 22, 2014, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, It could be your last time….

Smile, It could be your last time….

on November 20, 2014, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

on November 19, 2014, 6:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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DOG FOR SALE

DOG FOR SALE

on November 16, 2014, 5:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.  “Yep,” the mutt replies.  “So, what’s your story?”  The mutt looks up and […]

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Today’s Quote

on November 14, 2014, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Fear seems to have many causes. Fear of loss, fear of failure, fear of being hurt, and so on, but ultimately all fear is the ego’s fear of death, of annihilation. To the ego, death is always just around the corner. In this mind-identified state, fear of death affects every aspect of your life. Eckhart Tolle

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The President Responds to the Elections

The President Responds to the Elections

on November 12, 2014, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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