Bedtime Stories

Truth and Humor…. What did you think would happen when you moved left!

Truth and Humor…. What did you think would happen when you moved left!

on December 18, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I am not sure I see any humor yet….

I am not sure I see any humor yet….

on December 17, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Being a Southerner

Being a Southerner

on December 15, 2015, 5:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I have put together over the years things about being Southern that we as Southerners can smile about because we know what they mean….. Have a blessed day brothers and sisters……. _____ Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit , and that you don’t ” HAVE ” them, you ” PITCH ” them. […]

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We Love Change

We Love Change

on December 13, 2015, 5:03 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Susie for sending this.

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 12, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately needs it.

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Marines – Star Trek

Marines – Star Trek

on December 11, 2015, 7:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to our friends…. MARINES ARE VERY INTERESTING / No Offense Meant….. The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.  As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I […]

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 11, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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HOLIDAY TRAVEL REQUEST

HOLIDAY TRAVEL REQUEST

on December 11, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.  And as she gave the agent her luggage, she made the smart remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.” The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t to […]

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 10, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 9, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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The Pentagon Strikes Again

The Pentagon Strikes Again

on December 8, 2015, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 8, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Taxpayer: Someone who doesn’t have to take a public service exam to work for the government.

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HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND!!!!!

HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND!!!!!

on December 5, 2015, 6:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 5, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels.

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Real Motivation

Real Motivation

on December 4, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

From the pages of Crossroads, written by Edgar T. Chrisemer and published in 1962 by Bruce Humphries of Boston, MA, comes this inspiring story: Many years ago one of the large eagles in Scotland snatched from the front of a small cottage a sleeping baby wrapped in light clothing. Several people witnessed the event, and quickly the whole village turned […]

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 4, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate idiots.

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 3, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 2, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Sorry Dave…. Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

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Word Meanings for Today

Word Meanings for Today

on December 1, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Pain: A cat licking your sunburn.

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A Kansas Farm Story: the Old Cow

A Kansas Farm Story: the Old Cow

on November 30, 2015, 9:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We have to thank the Federal Observer for this one…. If you are a Democrat, we might suggest you not read this… you will be offended. You will also be offended if you are opposed to the serving of alcohol, smoking and beautiful young women. There, you have been warned. Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a […]

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