Bedtime Stories

Humor from the Patriot Post

Humor from the Patriot Post

on November 17, 2015, 8:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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BROTHERHOOD OF LONG AGO

BROTHERHOOD OF LONG AGO

on November 15, 2015, 8:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Fannie E. Coe A Half Forgotten Incident Over one hundred years ago when our country was fighting against England there came to help us a young French nobleman named Lafayette. Although only a boy of nineteen years he had run away from his country because he longed to fight for liberty. He said that he came to learn not […]

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How Old is Grandma?

How Old is Grandma?

on November 14, 2015, 8:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Stay with this – the answer is at the end – it will blow you away.   One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I […]

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King of Kings

King of Kings

on November 5, 2015, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said,” Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty.” Then the second tree said, “Someday […]

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From our friends at the Patriot Post….

From our friends at the Patriot Post….

on November 3, 2015, 8:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Killer Biscuits Wanted for Murder

Killer Biscuits Wanted for Murder

on October 31, 2015, 7:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

(the actual AP headline) Thanks to Judy T Krista, 32 at the time of the story and a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while she was there she went out to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, […]

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The Stop

The Stop

on October 31, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-24 about 2 miles east of Nashville, Tennessee. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the drive…r said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Nashville to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn’t want to be late. The trooper told […]

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Jeopardy Contestant Answers ‘Pansy’ To Question About Liberals

on October 26, 2015, 8:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

By Phillip Devoe  /  The Daily Caller Jeopardy contestant Becky Sullivan’s clever Final Jeopardy answer is going viral. On the show Friday, Sullivan guessed ‘pansy’ as the answer to a question about the name of a flower that is also a disparaging term for liberals. Jeopardy contestant Becky Sullivan’s clever Final Jeopardy answer is going viral. On the show Friday, […]

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How I learned to be successful

How I learned to be successful

on October 23, 2015, 8:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Above all Learn to Relax Finally Be Content Have a wonderful week, May God Bless… Thanks Jackie…..

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LEST WE FORGET

LEST WE FORGET

on October 23, 2015, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Bedtime stories need not always be about dragons and wizards……. Remember the awesome admonition Moses made in Deuteronomy 6:4-9?  He challenged the children of Israel to love God with all their heart, soul and might.  He then commanded them to teach and model their faith in God to their children.  Familiar words! Most people do not know what follows!  Moses […]

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HEROS

HEROS

on October 18, 2015, 6:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class from Clinton, WI, where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation’s capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall’s trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip we stopped at […]

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OVER-WORKED?

OVER-WORKED?

on October 15, 2015, 9:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks boss,” says Smith, “I knew I could count […]

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Conundrum

Conundrum

on October 15, 2015, 8:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

Special thanks to CornerStone Farm for this item Free people are not equal.  Equal people are not free. (Think this one  over…It makes sense!) “A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one and don’t have one, you’ll  probably never need one again.” The definition of the word Conundrum is something that is Puzzling or  Confusing. *Here are Six […]

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Humorous or Not!!!

Humorous or Not!!!

on October 14, 2015, 6:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Nothing like a little Rain

Nothing like a little Rain

on October 13, 2015, 9:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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“I Know”  lyrics and audio by Ed Bruce

“I Know” lyrics and audio by Ed Bruce

on October 11, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Religion

You can watch and listen to Ed Bruce sing this song on You Tube   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewqkcj1IrQ8 The words alone should go deep within your heart… “I Know” I said God, I hurt God Said, I know God, I’m so depressed at times He said, that’s why I gave you sunshine I said, God my loved one died God said, So did […]

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FBI Dog

FBI Dog

on October 6, 2015, 8:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories

For my dog friends……… A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the director, “you must pass a physical […]

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Another Smile

Another Smile

on September 30, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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From Our Good Friends at Patriot Post…. Couldn’t help but smile

From Our Good Friends at Patriot Post…. Couldn’t help but smile

on September 29, 2015, 9:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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YES, I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

YES, I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

on September 27, 2015, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg. I’m having trouble remembering simple words like……. I’m beginning to realizing that aging is not for wimps. I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become doctors? I’m wondering, […]

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