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Blast from the Past

Blast from the Past

on December 18, 2013, 9:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

December 17th 2007 – The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today. Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play for Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, “Hey, I know this game. I live with Brett. I […]

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Christmas Quote for December 18th

Christmas Quote for December 18th

on December 18, 2013, 8:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”  Hamilton Wright Mabie Hamilton Wright Mabie, A.M., L.H.D., LL.D. (1846–1916) was an American essayist, editor, critic, and lecturer. He was born at Cold Spring, N. Y. in 1846. Mabie was the youngest child of Sarah Colwell Mabie who was from a wealthy Scottish-English family and Levi […]

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Short Books —- Some Christmas gift ideas for you!

on December 18, 2013, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Editor’s Note: Tough as it may be for some, try not to take this as nothing more than dry humor…. Thanks to Bill for this list of *gift* ideas.  I sure needed this today… Jackie These should be a must on your  reading list. These books  hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must  have a pretty […]

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Quote for Today December 18th 2013

Quote for Today December 18th 2013

on December 18, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Evil is not just a theory of paradox, but an actual entity that exists only for itself.  From its ether of manifestation that is garlanded in perpetual darkness, it not only influences and seeks the ruination and destruction of everything that resides in our universe, but rushes to embrace its own oblivion as well. To accomplish this, however, it must […]

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Christmas Quote December 17th

Christmas Quote December 17th

on December 17, 2013, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Then she saw a star fall, leaving behind it a bright streak of fire. “Someone is dying,” thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only one who had ever loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star falls, a soul was going up to God.”   Hans Christian Andersen,     The Little Match Girl

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Quote for Today December 17th

Quote for Today December 17th

on December 17, 2013, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Scout,” said Atticus, “when summer comes you’ll have to keep your head about far worse things… it’s not fair for you and Jem, I know that, but sometimes we have to make the best of things, and the way we conduct ourselves when the chips are down—well, all I can say is, when you and Jem are grown, maybe you’ll […]

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Smile, what else can you do!

Smile, what else can you do!

on December 17, 2013, 6:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Today’s Humor from One Old Vet

Today’s Humor from One Old Vet

on December 16, 2013, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote December 16th

Christmas Quote December 16th

on December 16, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons.  They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”   Jay Leno

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Christmas Quote December 15th

Christmas Quote December 15th

on December 15, 2013, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney, -2011American writer, producer, humorist. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast “A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney,” a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His […]

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Christmas Quote December 14th

Christmas Quote December 14th

on December 14, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans–and all that lives and move upon them.  He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all […]

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Christmas Quote December 13th

Christmas Quote December 13th

on December 13, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.  People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’  or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!”   Dave […]

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This one is Funnier

This one is Funnier

on December 12, 2013, 9:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote December 11th

Christmas Quote December 11th

on December 11, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” Charles M. Schulz Charles Monroe Schulz was an American cartoonist, whose comic strip Peanuts proved one of the most popular and influential in the history of the medium, and is still widely reprinted on a daily basis. Schulz’s first regular cartoons, Li’l Folks, were published from 1947 to 1950 by the […]

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Smile, It is the least you can do…..

Smile, It is the least you can do…..

on December 9, 2013, 4:12 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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Quote for Today December 9th, 2013

Quote for Today December 9th, 2013

on December 9, 2013, 3:40 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Make sure to remember that today is Agnes Roberts Combs’ birthday today. I am not sure of her age but she is a pretty girl.   I never give them hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell. Harry S. Truman    

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Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 9, 2013

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 9, 2013

on December 9, 2013, 7:49 AM / in Bedtime Stories, National News, News

So many big news stories happening at once, even Ron Burgundy can’t photobomb all of them!  Uncle Jay can’t even fit in something about Obamacare!  Not even enough time to sing ‘Climb Every Mountain!’  Speaking of singing, don’t miss Uncle Jay’s Singing Year in Review, just before Christmas!

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Humor for December 8, 2013

Humor for December 8, 2013

on December 8, 2013, 10:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Humor…. well not so much

Humor…. well not so much

on December 6, 2013, 7:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories

December 6th, 2013

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Humor for Today December 6th

Humor for Today December 6th

on December 6, 2013, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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