Bedtime Stories

Smile, Even If You Can’t Find a Reason

Smile, Even If You Can’t Find a Reason

on September 6, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Two Cow Economics Explained

Two Cow Economics Explained

on September 1, 2015, 6:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories

As a friend of mine told me orators of old used metaphors, similes, and analogies to persuade their listeners and to get a point across. These days, we have the internet meme and infographic to explain complex ideas through a simple and often humorous image. Special Thanks to RW for sending this one. The following list from NewstalkZB uses two […]

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I Should Have Said Stop!

I Should Have Said Stop!

on August 29, 2015, 11:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind. I live in a FREE country. […]

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PSALM 23

PSALM 23

on August 21, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Timmy was a little five year old boy.  His Mom loved him very much, and being a worrier, she was concerned about his walking to school when he started Kindergarten.  She walked him to school for a couple of days, but when he came home one day, he told his mother that he did not want her walking him to […]

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

on August 20, 2015, 7:18 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:  You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife  and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife  comes around the corner,  locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,  raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying […]

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SNOPES never heard this one

SNOPES never heard this one

on August 18, 2015, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How […]

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Moving Along

Moving Along

on August 15, 2015, 6:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Quiet Sermon

The Quiet Sermon

on August 14, 2015, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his pastor’s visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair […]

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YE Shall Perish….

YE Shall Perish….

on August 8, 2015, 6:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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From the Fairy God Mother

From the Fairy God Mother

on August 7, 2015, 8:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Your Government at Work….

Your Government at Work….

on August 6, 2015, 8:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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There’s No Place Like Home…..

There’s No Place Like Home…..

on August 5, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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On His Blindness

on August 1, 2015, 1:43 PM / in Bedtime Stories

In 1652, one of the world’s greatest poets went blind. Yet, during the next several years of his life, John Milton composed in his head and gradually dictated to his daughters, friends and assistants his epic Paradise Lost, some say is one of the most profound poems written in the English language. Below is a sonnet of one of his […]

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Interesting Point….

Interesting Point….

on July 29, 2015, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Quiet Sermon

The Quiet Sermon

on July 14, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his pastor’s visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair […]

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Cats, Why We Love Them, Why We Hate Them

Cats, Why We Love Them, Why We Hate Them

on July 13, 2015, 5:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Cats. Sometimes, they’re lovable balls of fur who make your day a little brighter. Most of the time, however, they are demons sent from the underworld, on commission from Hades himself, to ruin your life one scratched sofa at a time or at least that is what Sally thinks at times. Check out some of the guiltiest, bad cats around: […]

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I shall eat dessert every single day

I shall eat dessert every single day

on July 12, 2015, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Old age, I decided, is a gift.  I am now, probably for the first time in my life,t he person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror, but […]

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Clinton’s new all-purpose excuse: ‘This Is Not What It Looks Like’

Clinton’s new all-purpose excuse: ‘This Is Not What It Looks Like’

on July 11, 2015, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

BY ANDREW MALCOLM  /  Investors.com Our 189,000 combined followers on Twitter (click here for that) and on Facebook (then click here to subscribe to that) know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening’s late-night jokes before broadcast. We publish a collection of these and other jokes when the shows are not on hiatus. Previous collections […]

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Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 2

Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 2

on July 10, 2015, 5:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Author Unknown – Reprint from Roadhouse Sierra Published 06. 1. 02 at 23:00 Sierra Time In the Year 10, the newer generations of computer finally arrived. It was some kind of private/public joint venture. I was already pretty good at networking by then. When we figured out how these new computers worked with the Network my dad and I had […]

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Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 1

Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 1

on July 10, 2015, 5:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Author Unknown – Reprint from Roadhouse Sierra Published 06. 1. 02 at 23:00 Sierra Time   Disclaimer:  The message was received in August of 2004 by the Sierra Sun Times from an unknown source. It arrived via e-mail with no e-mail headers whatsoever. Therefore their were no means with which to verify it’s authenticity. The message had no title and […]

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