Bedtime Stories

His name is Bill.

His name is Bill.

on April 5, 2015, 5:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop […]

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It’s Friday…. let us have one more…..

It’s Friday…. let us have one more…..

on April 3, 2015, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Believe me when I say… we would never…..

Believe me when I say… we would never…..

on April 3, 2015, 7:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Such Bad People…….

Such Bad People…….

on April 3, 2015, 7:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Apples…     This as good as it gets!!!

Apples… This as good as it gets!!!

on March 31, 2015, 1:25 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Sue and Jackie… A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago .. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night’s dinner. In their rush to catch the plane home and with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked […]

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Good punch for an old man….

Good punch for an old man….

on March 31, 2015, 12:03 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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A great way to start the day

A great way to start the day

on March 30, 2015, 8:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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On My Own…..

On My Own…..

on March 29, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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While we are talking about age…..

While we are talking about age…..

on March 26, 2015, 8:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Getting Old

Getting Old

on March 26, 2015, 8:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t turn my head because of […]

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That was a waste of a quarter!

That was a waste of a quarter!

on March 25, 2015, 6:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Black and White?

Black and White?

on March 24, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I am sure some may think I was going to talk about race didn’t you…. Thanks to Byron Cox for the little tidbit… please enjoy. (Under the age of  50? You won’t understand.) My mum used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we […]

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My Feelings Exactly…….. Except for the extra Five….

My Feelings Exactly…….. Except for the extra Five….

on March 22, 2015, 6:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Satan At The Door

Satan At The Door

on March 22, 2015, 5:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who […]

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Dog Owners Pledge

Dog Owners Pledge

on March 21, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I have most all my life had a dog as a companion…. I finally figured out why….

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Zero Tolerance Bonehead Award

Zero Tolerance Bonehead Award

on March 20, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The “Zero Tolerance Bonehead Award” goes to the Elementary School in Ohio for seeking the suspension of a 6-year-old student on a “dangerous weapons violation” because he took a plastic butter knife from the school cafeteria and put it in his backpack so he could take it home and show his mother that he can butter his toast by himself. […]

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Joke for today… Smile, It takes the Edge Off

Joke for today… Smile, It takes the Edge Off

on March 20, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The irate diner raised his hand to catch the attention of a passing waiter. “Excuse me,” said the man, “but how long have you been working here?” “About a year,” replied the waiter. “In that case,” continued the diner, “it couldn’t have been you that took my order.”

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Smile, It could be worse…. well, maybe not….

Smile, It could be worse…. well, maybe not….

on March 19, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Reality of it……

The Reality of it……

on March 17, 2015, 9:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Dash of Irish humor

A Dash of Irish humor

on March 17, 2015, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Bobby Bragging rights Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’ Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t  he not looked at […]

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