Bedtime Stories

A Dash of Irish humor

A Dash of Irish humor

on March 17, 2015, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Bobby Bragging rights Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’ Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t  he not looked at […]

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Be Careful What You Wish For

on March 16, 2015, 7:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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SECRET OF SUCCESS

SECRET OF SUCCESS

on March 15, 2015, 9:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

   “Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank president. “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.” “And, What is that?” “Experience.” “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions”

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A Truth Speaker / as retold by Grace H. Kupfer

A Truth Speaker / as retold by Grace H. Kupfer

on March 14, 2015, 7:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories

In this tale about the ancient writer Philoxenus (436-380 BC) we witness two important intellectual virtues in action: honest and steadfastness. And we see the kind of courage it sometimes takes to speak the truth to power. In the end, the story speaks well of both Philoxenus and Dionysius. PSSA Practice A Truth Speaker

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Where the Future Leads Us!

Where the Future Leads Us!

on March 13, 2015, 10:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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This is One Way to View the World

This is One Way to View the World

on March 13, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I know You Will not Do It… but wouldn’t it be nice….

I know You Will not Do It… but wouldn’t it be nice….

on March 12, 2015, 8:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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In the Eyes of the Beholder……

In the Eyes of the Beholder……

on March 12, 2015, 8:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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See! Things are Getting Better!

See! Things are Getting Better!

on March 12, 2015, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Retire where?? Be careful on what choice you make.

Retire where?? Be careful on what choice you make.

on March 12, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I have to pass this on… Jackie Juntti sent this to me and she got from one of her readers, who was quoted in saying: I had to laugh at some of these as I can for SURE relate to some of them.  Have a good laugh as we all can use a good laugh every now and then. Retire […]

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In One Socket, A Revival

In One Socket, A Revival

on March 11, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

by Matt Frost / The American Scene First it was Hesiod Amazonson, the 125-year-old bad boy of Elderporn, who sported one in his Super Bowl halftime performance.  Then teachers noticed a certain glitter when they surveilled their adolescent MOOC students, particularly students in their rebellious early thirties. Finally, Jaden knew it was a trend: “monocles are back,” he says. Jaden, who […]

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David Benham’s wife put this definition of maturity on their teenage son’s bathroom mirror

David Benham’s wife put this definition of maturity on their teenage son’s bathroom mirror

on March 10, 2015, 9:28 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Interesting point…..

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Maybe this is just a hair too far… or maybe not

Maybe this is just a hair too far… or maybe not

on March 9, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to The Federal Observer

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Timing is everything….

Timing is everything….

on March 8, 2015, 10:25 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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What could we be thinking……

What could we be thinking……

on March 8, 2015, 10:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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LIFE

LIFE

on March 7, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old “blue hair” about 80 years old, came along with them—All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, “Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.” I wasn’t sure my ears heard right, and the […]

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Speaking of Hillary

Speaking of Hillary

on March 6, 2015, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I am Really Worried…..

I am Really Worried…..

on March 6, 2015, 6:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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This Should Handle It…

This Should Handle It…

on March 6, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Makes you Wonder Why We Worry at all!

Makes you Wonder Why We Worry at all!

on March 3, 2015, 12:16 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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