Bedtime Stories

Smile, It almost makes sense! Almost….

Smile, It almost makes sense! Almost….

on February 27, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Hope and Change

Hope and Change

on February 25, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile… There Can’t be more than 50 Shades of Grey

Smile… There Can’t be more than 50 Shades of Grey

on February 24, 2015, 7:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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BELIEVE ME, IF ALL THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS

BELIEVE ME, IF ALL THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS

on February 22, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

[peckplayer id=”1″ sound=”http://thejacksonpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Mary-Chapin-Carpenter-Grow-Old-Along-With-Me.mp3″] Good marriages grow better as they grow older. Fidelity ages well. This poem echo the sentiment of Robert Browning’s famous call: “Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.” By Thomas Moore Believe me, if all those endearing young charms,      Which I gaze on so fondly to-day, Were to change by to-morrow, and […]

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Listen & don’t interrupt!

Listen & don’t interrupt!

on February 21, 2015, 7:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Little Paul watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. “Mommy, I was at the playground and […]

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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

on February 21, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I must have placed this in print before, I remembered it from somewhere list, but it could stand a reprint… A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have […]

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Where Did it All Go?

Where Did it All Go?

on February 20, 2015, 6:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Nothing Else Better to Do… Smile

Nothing Else Better to Do… Smile

on February 18, 2015, 10:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Bad reaction to the News…..

Bad reaction to the News…..

on February 18, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Patriot Humor

Patriot Humor

on February 17, 2015, 9:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Mark…..

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Can’t Help But Try

Can’t Help But Try

on February 16, 2015, 6:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Barack Obama – Interstellar Peace Maker

Barack Obama – Interstellar Peace Maker

on February 11, 2015, 5:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Editor’s Note: Just so everyone understands that this is fictional humor directed at real live people. Our aim at republishing this excellent piece of work is just to make your day a little brighter. We love to see you smile….. The entire Earth today breathes a collective sigh of relief as United States’ President Barack Obama announces that he has normalized […]

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Keep Smiling, Something Has Got to Be Funny About It All

Keep Smiling, Something Has Got to Be Funny About It All

on February 11, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, the Left is in Charge….

Smile, the Left is in Charge….

on February 10, 2015, 1:01 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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I am not laughing….

I am not laughing….

on February 9, 2015, 7:12 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Quote From to Kill a Mockingbird

Quote From to Kill a Mockingbird

on February 7, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

After my bout with Cecil Jacobs when I committed myself to a policy of cowardice, word got around that Scout Finch wouldn’t fight any more, her daddy wouldn’t let her. This was not entirely correct: I wouldn’t fight publicly for Atticus, but the family was private ground. I would fight anyone from a third cousin upwards tooth and nail. Francis […]

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I Love My Attorney

I Love My Attorney

on February 7, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

The story speaks for itself.  No elaboration is necessary. Blessings, Brian After living what I felt was a ‘decent’ life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come […]

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Our position on the food chain

Our position on the food chain

on February 5, 2015, 7:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Mirror

The Mirror

on February 5, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Lawrence Taylor According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving […]

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Smile, you are eating cake!

Smile, you are eating cake!

on February 4, 2015, 8:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Changes in the economy, especially the shift from a manufacturing-based to a service-based economy, have resulted in the polarization of the labor market. This means that there are more jobs at the top and the bottom of the income spectrum, but fewer jobs in the middle. So the need for “Common Core”, to protect to upper class and enlarge the […]

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