Bedtime Stories

Who is he going to tell!

Who is he going to tell!

on June 17, 2015, 5:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained […]

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Smile for Today

Smile for Today

on June 16, 2015, 8:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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“Not a Word Was Spoken”

“Not a Word Was Spoken”

on June 14, 2015, 8:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling […]

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This is something that I Like…..

This is something that I Like…..

on June 14, 2015, 8:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The real Enemy….. snicker….

The real Enemy….. snicker….

on June 9, 2015, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Cheerios

Cheerios

on June 5, 2015, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I sometimes wonder where these stories come from …. here two young brothers decide to expand their vocabulary…. A 5 yr. old and a 4 yr. old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the 5 yr. old, “I think its about time we start swearing.” The 4 yr. old nods his head in approval. “When we go downstairs […]

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A WELL PLANNED LIFE?

A WELL PLANNED LIFE?

on June 4, 2015, 6:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Two women met for the first time since their graduating from high school. One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? “Oh yes,” said her friend. “First, I married a millionaire, then to an actor. My third marriage was to a preacher and now I’m married to an […]

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One Way to View Common Core

One Way to View Common Core

on June 2, 2015, 8:21 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Hillary & Transparency

Hillary & Transparency

on June 1, 2015, 8:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

About the illustrator: Born and raised in New York City where he currently lives, David Cruz received a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts degree from the Fashion Institute of Technology, where he majored in illustration.

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If that was all there is……

If that was all there is……

on June 1, 2015, 7:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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THE  SANDMAN

THE SANDMAN

on May 26, 2015, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Written by Eliz L Blackwood The Sandman has the swiftest wings and shoes that are made of gold. He calls on you when the first star sings and the night is not very old. He carries a tiny silver spoon and a bucket made of night. He fills your eyes with bits of moon and stardust, shiny and bright. He takes you on a ship […]

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The Truth of the Matter

The Truth of the Matter

on May 20, 2015, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Nothing Like Good Care and Great Planning

Nothing Like Good Care and Great Planning

on May 19, 2015, 11:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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FOUR ALL WHO REED AND RIGHT

FOUR ALL WHO REED AND RIGHT

on May 16, 2015, 6:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If […]

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I could tag this to other Reps as well……

I could tag this to other Reps as well……

on May 14, 2015, 7:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Quote for Today May 12th

Quote for Today May 12th

on May 12, 2015, 5:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories, People

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Joseph Cossman, Wit On Target, 1998, p. 91

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THE CATHOLIC DOG

THE CATHOLIC DOG

on May 11, 2015, 6:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But […]

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Candidate Hillary’s softer side, talks of growing up in Hawaii as a black male

Candidate Hillary’s softer side, talks of growing up in Hawaii as a black male

on May 8, 2015, 8:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

BY ANDREW MALCOLM /  Investors.com Our more than 188,000 combined followers on Twitter (click here for that) and on Facebook (then click here to subscribe to that) know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening’s late-night jokes before broadcast. We publish a collection of these and other jokes when the shows are not on hiatus. […]

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DON’T MISSTHIS TELEPHONE CALL …..

DON’T MISSTHIS TELEPHONE CALL …..

on May 8, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Open with speakers on and smile… thanks to Bud….. [peckplayer id=”1″ sound=”http://thejacksonpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Obama_Golf.mp3″]

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An old joke, still worth telling

An old joke, still worth telling

on May 7, 2015, 5:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make […]

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