Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped. Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled […]

He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop […]

Special Thanks to Sue and Jackie… A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago .. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night’s dinner. In their rush to catch the plane home and with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked […]

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t turn my head because of […]

I am sure some may think I was going to talk about race didn’t you…. Thanks to Byron Cox for the little tidbit… please enjoy. (Under the age of  50? You won’t understand.) My mum used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we […]

Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who […]

I have most all my life had a dog as a companion…. I finally figured out why….

The “Zero Tolerance Bonehead Award” goes to the Elementary School in Ohio for seeking the suspension of a 6-year-old student on a “dangerous weapons violation” because he took a plastic butter knife from the school cafeteria and put it in his backpack so he could take it home and show his mother that he can butter his toast by himself. […]

The irate diner raised his hand to catch the attention of a passing waiter. “Excuse me,” said the man, “but how long have you been working here?” “About a year,” replied the waiter. “In that case,” continued the diner, “it couldn’t have been you that took my order.”