[peckplayer id=”1″ sound=”http://thejacksonpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Mary-Chapin-Carpenter-Grow-Old-Along-With-Me.mp3″] Good marriages grow better as they grow older. Fidelity ages well. This poem echo the sentiment of Robert Browning’s famous call: “Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.” By Thomas Moore Believe me, if all those endearing young charms,      Which I gaze on so fondly to-day, Were to change by to-morrow, and […]

Little Paul watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. “Mommy, I was at the playground and […]

I must have placed this in print before, I remembered it from somewhere list, but it could stand a reprint… A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have […]

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Editor’s Note: Just so everyone understands that this is fictional humor directed at real live people. Our aim at republishing this excellent piece of work is just to make your day a little brighter. We love to see you smile….. The entire Earth today breathes a collective sigh of relief as United States’ President Barack Obama announces that he has normalized […]

After my bout with Cecil Jacobs when I committed myself to a policy of cowardice, word got around that Scout Finch wouldn’t fight any more, her daddy wouldn’t let her. This was not entirely correct: I wouldn’t fight publicly for Atticus, but the family was private ground. I would fight anyone from a third cousin upwards tooth and nail. Francis […]

The story speaks for itself.  No elaboration is necessary. Blessings, Brian After living what I felt was a ‘decent’ life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come […]

Special Thanks to Lawrence Taylor According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving […]

Changes in the economy, especially the shift from a manufacturing-based to a service-based economy, have resulted in the polarization of the labor market. This means that there are more jobs at the top and the bottom of the income spectrum, but fewer jobs in the middle. So the need for “Common Core”, to protect to upper class and enlarge the […]

A Husband WalMart Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch. You’re only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you […]