Bedtime Stories

Seeking Latino votes, a sincere Hillary Clinton orders a burrito

Seeking Latino votes, a sincere Hillary Clinton orders a burrito

on April 22, 2015, 7:29 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  BY ANDREW MALCOLM  / Investor’s.com Our more than 187,000 combined followers know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening’s late-night jokes before broadcast. We publish a collection of these and other jokes when the shows are not on hiatus. Previous collections of late-night jokes are available here. Conan: Hillary Clinton is making income inequality […]

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Why not laugh a little!

Why not laugh a little!

on April 21, 2015, 8:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Round 1?

Round 1?

on April 20, 2015, 10:56 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile! You could be someone important…..

Smile! You could be someone important…..

on April 16, 2015, 9:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Another Golf Outing

Another Golf Outing

on April 16, 2015, 7:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Wow… Glad that is over with…

Wow… Glad that is over with…

on April 14, 2015, 9:04 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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This one falls in the “I am not sure this is really funny…..” category

This one falls in the “I am not sure this is really funny…..” category

on April 13, 2015, 8:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Absent-Minded Lawyers

Absent-Minded Lawyers

on April 11, 2015, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Judge Jerry Buchmeyer of the US District Court for the Northern District of Texas writes a monthly article for the Texas Bar Journal. Often, he cites unusual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses during trials. The following true exchange says it all: Lawyer: “So, Doctor, you determined that a gunshot wound was the cause of death of the patient?” Doctor: “That’s […]

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Smile … Just look at whom are voting for…..

Smile … Just look at whom are voting for…..

on April 10, 2015, 8:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Gender Signs

Gender Signs

on April 6, 2015, 6:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped. Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled […]

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His name is Bill.

His name is Bill.

on April 5, 2015, 5:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop […]

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It’s Friday…. let us have one more…..

It’s Friday…. let us have one more…..

on April 3, 2015, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Believe me when I say… we would never…..

Believe me when I say… we would never…..

on April 3, 2015, 7:59 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Such Bad People…….

Such Bad People…….

on April 3, 2015, 7:53 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Apples…     This as good as it gets!!!

Apples… This as good as it gets!!!

on March 31, 2015, 1:25 PM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Sue and Jackie… A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago .. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night’s dinner. In their rush to catch the plane home and with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked […]

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Good punch for an old man….

Good punch for an old man….

on March 31, 2015, 12:03 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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A great way to start the day

A great way to start the day

on March 30, 2015, 8:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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On My Own…..

On My Own…..

on March 29, 2015, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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While we are talking about age…..

While we are talking about age…..

on March 26, 2015, 8:42 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Getting Old

Getting Old

on March 26, 2015, 8:41 AM / in Bedtime Stories

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t turn my head because of […]

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