Bedtime Stories

Cats, Why We Love Them, Why We Hate Them

Cats, Why We Love Them, Why We Hate Them

on July 13, 2015, 5:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Cats. Sometimes, they’re lovable balls of fur who make your day a little brighter. Most of the time, however, they are demons sent from the underworld, on commission from Hades himself, to ruin your life one scratched sofa at a time or at least that is what Sally thinks at times. Check out some of the guiltiest, bad cats around: […]

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I shall eat dessert every single day

I shall eat dessert every single day

on July 12, 2015, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Old age, I decided, is a gift.  I am now, probably for the first time in my life,t he person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror, but […]

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Clinton’s new all-purpose excuse: ‘This Is Not What It Looks Like’

Clinton’s new all-purpose excuse: ‘This Is Not What It Looks Like’

on July 11, 2015, 8:07 AM / in Bedtime Stories, Opinion

BY ANDREW MALCOLM  /  Investors.com Our 189,000 combined followers on Twitter (click here for that) and on Facebook (then click here to subscribe to that) know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening’s late-night jokes before broadcast. We publish a collection of these and other jokes when the shows are not on hiatus. Previous collections […]

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Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 2

Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 2

on July 10, 2015, 5:37 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Author Unknown – Reprint from Roadhouse Sierra Published 06. 1. 02 at 23:00 Sierra Time In the Year 10, the newer generations of computer finally arrived. It was some kind of private/public joint venture. I was already pretty good at networking by then. When we figured out how these new computers worked with the Network my dad and I had […]

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Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 1

Letters from a Broken Heart – Part 1

on July 10, 2015, 5:34 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Author Unknown – Reprint from Roadhouse Sierra Published 06. 1. 02 at 23:00 Sierra Time   Disclaimer:  The message was received in August of 2004 by the Sierra Sun Times from an unknown source. It arrived via e-mail with no e-mail headers whatsoever. Therefore their were no means with which to verify it’s authenticity. The message had no title and […]

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Who could have done such a thing?

Who could have done such a thing?

on July 8, 2015, 7:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Jesus Loves Me This I Know

Jesus Loves Me This I Know

on July 5, 2015, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Right before the jetway door closed, I scrambled aboard the plane going from LA to Chicago, lugging my laptop and overstuffed briefcase. It was the first leg of an important business trip a few weeks before Christmas, and I was running late. I had a ton of work to catch up on. Half wishing, half praying I muttered, “Please God, […]

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It’s My Turn to Teach the Next Generation of Young Ones

It’s My Turn to Teach the Next Generation of Young Ones

on July 2, 2015, 6:40 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Sad but True

Sad but True

on July 1, 2015, 6:24 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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This could get Interesting……

This could get Interesting……

on June 30, 2015, 9:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Once more they decide for us….. as if we are stupid

Once more they decide for us….. as if we are stupid

on June 30, 2015, 8:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Tennessee Highway Funds

Tennessee Highway Funds

on June 27, 2015, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile…. otherwise we would all have ulcers….

Smile…. otherwise we would all have ulcers….

on June 23, 2015, 11:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Who is he going to tell!

Who is he going to tell!

on June 17, 2015, 5:55 AM / in Bedtime Stories

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained […]

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Smile for Today

Smile for Today

on June 16, 2015, 8:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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“Not a Word Was Spoken”

“Not a Word Was Spoken”

on June 14, 2015, 8:57 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling […]

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This is something that I Like…..

This is something that I Like…..

on June 14, 2015, 8:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The real Enemy….. snicker….

The real Enemy….. snicker….

on June 9, 2015, 7:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Cheerios

Cheerios

on June 5, 2015, 7:03 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I sometimes wonder where these stories come from …. here two young brothers decide to expand their vocabulary…. A 5 yr. old and a 4 yr. old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the 5 yr. old, “I think its about time we start swearing.” The 4 yr. old nods his head in approval. “When we go downstairs […]

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A WELL PLANNED LIFE?

A WELL PLANNED LIFE?

on June 4, 2015, 6:06 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Two women met for the first time since their graduating from high school. One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? “Oh yes,” said her friend. “First, I married a millionaire, then to an actor. My third marriage was to a preacher and now I’m married to an […]

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