Bedtime Stories

Smile…. because nothing else will help

Smile…. because nothing else will help

on December 16, 2014, 9:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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After-Thanksgiving Poem

After-Thanksgiving Poem

on December 14, 2014, 7:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn, I ate too much pudding and pie. I’m stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin’ I’m probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate. But I wish I had known when to stop, For I’m so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and […]

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Smile… the President is at work

Smile… the President is at work

on December 10, 2014, 7:08 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Not so funny…..

Not so funny…..

on December 1, 2014, 7:51 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Always something to smile about ……

Always something to smile about ……

on December 1, 2014, 6:19 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies

Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies

on November 30, 2014, 8:22 AM / in Bedtime Stories

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I […]

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Smile…. don’t you remember your Drivers Ed Class

Smile…. don’t you remember your Drivers Ed Class

on November 26, 2014, 7:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your steering wheel. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic […]

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Smile… what else can you do……

Smile… what else can you do……

on November 25, 2014, 8:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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Everyday be thankful

Everyday be thankful

on November 22, 2014, 7:01 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings, thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf. Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible, thank you, Lord, that I can see. Many are blind. Even though I huddle in my bed and put off […]

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Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

Smile, it’s rude… but really funny

on November 22, 2014, 6:46 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, It could be your last time….

Smile, It could be your last time….

on November 20, 2014, 7:09 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

Talk about Pushing it to the Limit

on November 19, 2014, 6:48 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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DOG FOR SALE

DOG FOR SALE

on November 16, 2014, 5:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.  “Yep,” the mutt replies.  “So, what’s your story?”  The mutt looks up and […]

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Today’s Quote

on November 14, 2014, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Fear seems to have many causes. Fear of loss, fear of failure, fear of being hurt, and so on, but ultimately all fear is the ego’s fear of death, of annihilation. To the ego, death is always just around the corner. In this mind-identified state, fear of death affects every aspect of your life. Eckhart Tolle

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The President Responds to the Elections

The President Responds to the Elections

on November 12, 2014, 6:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, this could your future

Smile, this could your future

on November 11, 2014, 5:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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A Fly in the cup

A Fly in the cup

on November 10, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The Vote

The Vote

on November 7, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Chicago Voting From The Grave

Chicago Voting From The Grave

on November 6, 2014, 6:17 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Uncle Frank was a Conservative until the day he died in Chicago.  Since then, he has voted Democrat”. Dearly departed relatives casting votes for Dems from their graves.

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Always a Silver Lining

Always a Silver Lining

on November 6, 2014, 6:10 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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