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Some Humor This Christmas Eve

Some Humor This Christmas Eve

on December 24, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Uncle Jay Explains: 2013 Singing Year In Review!

Uncle Jay Explains: 2013 Singing Year In Review!

on December 23, 2013, 7:16 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Robertson’s Unaffordable Act to Anthony Weiner’s Second Act to that sign language guy’s Unintelligible Act!  Yep, it’s time for Uncle Jay’s annual Singing Year In Review    

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Expelled

Expelled

on December 23, 2013, 5:54 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child’s classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo’ed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared […]

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Winter is here

Winter is here

on December 22, 2013, 7:05 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Thanks to Gary for this GRIN Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back five minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.”

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“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”

“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”

on December 20, 2013, 6:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories

  “Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s […]

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Sad Humor….

Sad Humor….

on December 19, 2013, 6:36 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote for December 19th

Christmas Quote for December 19th

on December 19, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.”  Agnes M. Pahro (1904-1985) Agnes Pharo was a talented artist and writer, as well as a terrific grandmother – but […]

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Blast from the Past

Blast from the Past

on December 18, 2013, 9:02 AM / in Bedtime Stories

December 17th 2007 – The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today. Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play for Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, “Hey, I know this game. I live with Brett. I […]

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Christmas Quote for December 18th

Christmas Quote for December 18th

on December 18, 2013, 8:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”  Hamilton Wright Mabie Hamilton Wright Mabie, A.M., L.H.D., LL.D. (1846–1916) was an American essayist, editor, critic, and lecturer. He was born at Cold Spring, N. Y. in 1846. Mabie was the youngest child of Sarah Colwell Mabie who was from a wealthy Scottish-English family and Levi […]

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Short Books —- Some Christmas gift ideas for you!

on December 18, 2013, 6:44 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Editor’s Note: Tough as it may be for some, try not to take this as nothing more than dry humor…. Thanks to Bill for this list of *gift* ideas.  I sure needed this today… Jackie These should be a must on your  reading list. These books  hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must  have a pretty […]

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Quote for Today December 18th 2013

Quote for Today December 18th 2013

on December 18, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Evil is not just a theory of paradox, but an actual entity that exists only for itself.  From its ether of manifestation that is garlanded in perpetual darkness, it not only influences and seeks the ruination and destruction of everything that resides in our universe, but rushes to embrace its own oblivion as well. To accomplish this, however, it must […]

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Christmas Quote December 17th

Christmas Quote December 17th

on December 17, 2013, 8:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Then she saw a star fall, leaving behind it a bright streak of fire. “Someone is dying,” thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only one who had ever loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star falls, a soul was going up to God.”   Hans Christian Andersen,     The Little Match Girl

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Quote for Today December 17th

Quote for Today December 17th

on December 17, 2013, 6:26 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“Scout,” said Atticus, “when summer comes you’ll have to keep your head about far worse things… it’s not fair for you and Jem, I know that, but sometimes we have to make the best of things, and the way we conduct ourselves when the chips are down—well, all I can say is, when you and Jem are grown, maybe you’ll […]

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Smile, what else can you do!

Smile, what else can you do!

on December 17, 2013, 6:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Today’s Humor from One Old Vet

Today’s Humor from One Old Vet

on December 16, 2013, 6:20 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Christmas Quote December 16th

Christmas Quote December 16th

on December 16, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons.  They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”   Jay Leno

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Christmas Quote December 15th

Christmas Quote December 15th

on December 15, 2013, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney, -2011American writer, producer, humorist. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast “A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney,” a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His […]

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Christmas Quote December 14th

Christmas Quote December 14th

on December 14, 2013, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans–and all that lives and move upon them.  He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all […]

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This one is Funnier

This one is Funnier

on December 12, 2013, 9:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, It is the least you can do…..

Smile, It is the least you can do…..

on December 9, 2013, 4:12 PM / in Bedtime Stories
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