Bedtime Stories

Smile, it could be worse…..

Smile, it could be worse…..

on April 2, 2014, 6:23 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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I feel for the families… the Press “Knows Nothing”

I feel for the families… the Press “Knows Nothing”

on March 21, 2014, 6:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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NewsBusted 2/25/14

on February 25, 2014, 9:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories

TOPICS: — Presidents Day — President Obama — Jimmy Carter — Ray Nagin — Jimmy Fallon — Michelle Obama — Piers Morgan — Denmark Zoo Giraffe — Ellen Page Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your email? Visit http://newsbusters.org/newsbusted to sign up for free! Starring: Jodi Miller Production: Dialog New Media Feeling generous? Text ‘NewsBusters’ […]

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DIRTY

DIRTY

on February 20, 2014, 8:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, “Mom, Who am I ?” Ready to play his little game she said, “I don’t know! Who are you?” “WOW!” cried the child. “Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn’t recognize me!

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Lucianne.com and a little humor

Lucianne.com and a little humor

on February 20, 2014, 6:35 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Police questioning made the Beast recall seeing his neighbor Norman Basset of Bassets R Us of Bayonne in the next lane. In the back seat sat the most beautiful creature the Beast had ever seen. That’s when his depression began.   He asked the police to help him find her.

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The Question of the Year…..

The Question of the Year…..

on February 7, 2014, 5:30 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Sue

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State of the Union 2014

on February 3, 2014, 9:33 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Actually, it’s a State of the Union cartoon from 2010…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??

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Stress Management

Stress Management

on January 31, 2014, 8:43 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to Jackie and Sue… you made my day. In case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a […]

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Nothing Like a Little American Know How!

Nothing Like a Little American Know How!

on January 28, 2014, 6:58 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Special Thanks to the FreeRanger….

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Uncle Jay Explains the News… Well Maybe Not

on January 27, 2014, 8:31 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Hi, Boys & Girls! Public Radio is having its pledge week, so it’s a good time to mention that Uncle Jay gets no job-killing government funding to be slashed.  Many thanks for your contributions to Uncle Jay’s Tip Jar and shopping at Uncle J-Mart.  They’re at the home page here. Now, about this week’s episode: Uncle Jay apologizes to anyone […]

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According to Some….

According to Some….

on January 27, 2014, 6:47 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Channel Surfing

on January 25, 2014, 7:38 AM / in Bedtime Stories

We couldn’t write a script about any ONE subject, so we just “channel surfed” through some current topics.

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Smile, It could be worse… or maybe not….

Smile, It could be worse… or maybe not….

on January 24, 2014, 11:27 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile… it could be worse

Smile… it could be worse

on January 24, 2014, 6:00 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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The New, New York or Just About Anywhere Liberals Exist

The New, New York or Just About Anywhere Liberals Exist

on January 23, 2014, 6:13 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Smile, Things could be worse… or maybe not

Smile, Things could be worse… or maybe not

on January 22, 2014, 9:15 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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George Carlin Said It

on January 22, 2014, 8:32 AM / in Bedtime Stories

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” “Well, if crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what to freedom fighters fight?  They never mention that part to us, do they?” “Think off-center.” […]

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Sad Commentary

Sad Commentary

on January 18, 2014, 8:39 AM / in Bedtime Stories
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Companion

Companion

on January 17, 2014, 10:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

Companion I stood by your bed last night, I came to have a peep. I could see that you were crying, You found it hard to sleep. I whined to you softly as you brushed away a tear, “It’s me, I haven’t left you, I’m well, I’m fine, I’m here.” I was close to you at breakfast, I watched you […]

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Smile it’s Wednesday; What else could go wrong

Smile it’s Wednesday; What else could go wrong

on January 15, 2014, 8:45 AM / in Bedtime Stories

 

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