Thanks to Jim for the send….. “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.”  Alexis de Tocqueville

Thanks to Jim for the send…. “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.”  Alexis de Tocqueville        

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.” Charles Schulz

“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts” Will Rogers

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a “Save the Whales” hat, and a “To Hell with Bush” T-shirt, was screaming while […]

An unnamed woman called police in Lancaster, Pa., to report that as she got out of her car, a man grabbed her and fondled her. She broke away and ran, but he got away with her purse. When officers arrived, they asked her to call her cell phone. Sure enough, the robber answered — and demanded $185,000 for the return […]

Written to His Family by Ivy Scarborough I have just been watching the court proceedings on the BTK killer who is openly answering questions from the judge about his rapes and murders of innumerable families. I have been struck by certain characteristics of this which I want you to pay attention to. In each case the individual or family member […]

Promise me, boy, if thou get a master, work for him as hard as thou canst. If he does not appreciate all thou do, never mind. Remember, work, well-done, does good to the man who does it. It make him a better man. George S. Clason, The Richest Man in Babylon

Special thanks to Andy for sending this. The government has just passed a new law called: “The affordable boat act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $24,000-$124,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, insurance, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs. […]

God has a way of allowing us to be in the right place at the right time. I was walking down a dimly lit street late one evening when I heard muffled screams coming from behind a clump of bushes.  Alarmed, I slowed down to listen and panicked when I realized that what I was hearing were the unmistakable sounds […]

Alright its fun time……

“Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is damn near a miracle.” Me

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling  it on the floor.  He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of […]