Promise me, boy, if thou get a master, work for him as hard as thou canst. If he does not appreciate all thou do, never mind. Remember, work, well-done, does good to the man who does it. It make him a better man. George S. Clason, The Richest Man in Babylon

Special thanks to Andy for sending this. The government has just passed a new law called: “The affordable boat act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $24,000-$124,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, insurance, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs. […]

God has a way of allowing us to be in the right place at the right time. I was walking down a dimly lit street late one evening when I heard muffled screams coming from behind a clump of bushes.  Alarmed, I slowed down to listen and panicked when I realized that what I was hearing were the unmistakable sounds […]

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“Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is damn near a miracle.” Me

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling  it on the floor.  He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of […]

There was once a man who did not believe in either the virgin birth of Christ or the very spiritual meaning behind it, and was skeptical even about God. He and his family lived in a farm community. His wife was a devout believer and diligently raised her children in the faith. He sometimes gave her a real hard time […]

A little boy goes up to his grandpa and says “Grandpa, Grandpa, make a frog sound, make a frog sound, make a frog sound!” and his grandpa says, “I’m reading my newspaper.” So the little boy runs over to his sister and whispers to her, “Sister, Sister, you make him say it, you make him say it!” So the sister […]

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A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.  As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. […]

A weekend fisherman look over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently removed the frog from the snakes mouth and let it go free. But now he felt sorry for the hungry snake. Having no food in the boat, he took a flask […]

The first notes that we hear are those cradle songs and poems that come from our parent’s heart. Lullabies abound in every age and every culture. By such promises of nurture and protection babies find trust to rest grow. Hush, little baby, don’t say a word. Papa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird won’t sing, Papa’s gonna […]

  The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night action fought 8-9 August 1942. Although she scored two hits on the Imperial flagship Chokai, the Astoria was badly damaged and sank shortly after noon, 9 August. About 0200 hours a young mid-westerner, Signalman 3rd Class Elgin Staples, […]