Blast from the Past

CoffeeDecember 17th 2007 – The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today.

Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play for Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, “Hey, I know this game.

I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on the team plane. I’ve gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the Packers.

I’ve played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I’ve tossed the football with them, and I know what a slot right 60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz.”

So they polled the people in Green Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited, motivated, looking forward to the big game.

All right, you think that’s ridiculous? Let me reread this.

In a shocking announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is running for president of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton and has lived with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and around the world, and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She’s fought for and stood up for kids, and she’s tried to fix health care. She heard her husband speak about foreign policy and she thinks fifty percent of the American people say, “That’s good enough for us.”

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