A WELL PLANNED LIFE?

Two women met for the first time since their graduating from high school.

One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life?

“Oh yes,” said her friend. “First, I married a millionaire, then to an actor. My third marriage was to a preacher and now I’m married to an undertaker.”

Her friend asked, “What do those four marriages have to do with your well planned life?”

Answer:

“One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go.”

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