Cheerios

I sometimes wonder where these stories come from …. here two young brothers decide to expand their vocabulary….

A 5 yr. old and a 4 yr. old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what?”, says the 5 yr. old, “I think its about time we start swearing.”

The 4 yr. old nods his head in approval.

“When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna say ‘hell,’ and you say ‘ass’, OK?”

“OK.” The 4 yr. old says with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 yr. old what he wants for breakfast.

“Awe, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”

Whack!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the  kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

The mom looks at the 4 yr. old and asks in a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, ” but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios.”

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