Mrs. BadBobby Learns of the Bad Poker News

Several OPP buddies were playing poker in their clubhouse when BadBobby loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and passes out at the table. Showing respect for the old feller, his Marine compadres continue playing while standing up.

PoppaGringo looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna tell his wife?” They cut cards. Slatten picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse.

“Discreet?” Slatten says, “I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me.”

Slatten goes over to BadBobby’s residence and knocks on the door. Mrs. BB answers through the door and asks what he wants? He declares: “Your old man just lost another $500 in a poker game with his Marine buddies and is afraid to come home.

“Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.

“No problem – I’ll let him know,” Slatten responded.

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