Only for the far right wing nuts..

I nearly did not post this, but then I figured old roy and archie would like it So this joke is for them…

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie!’ he continued, and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven’, I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles’, I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.

I yelled, ‘You Crazy B____h!’ Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House ….Nancy Pelosi!”

Damn, I love this truck.. 😀

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