Psalm To The TV; Turn it off, people. Turn it off and look around you.

The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
For the sponsor’s sake.
Even though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me,
With its cable and remote, it comforts me.
It prepares a commercial before me in true worldliness;
It fills my head with Humanism,
My coveting overflows.

Surely goodness and love will elude me
All the days of my life.
While I will dwell in the house of Satan
And do nothing about it.

Turn it off, people. Turn it off and look around you.

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