Sorry, Eternal Life Is Not Allowed!

Image result for genie in a bottleA Newfoundlander is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A large genie appears out of the bottle and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK, then, I want to die after a Liberal government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”

The genie stared at him a second or two then says … “You crafty little bastard!”

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