The Safari

I went on safari with my wife and mother-in-law.

One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone.

Rushing to me, she insisted on us both trying to find her mother.

I picked up my rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp,we came upon a chilling sight; the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

My wife said, “What are we going to do?”

“Nothing,” I said “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

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