MY LAZY GLOCK PISTOL

We had posted this story some years back, but Jackie’s friend Chris sent this to and she reminded us that we should run it again…. it’s a nice reminder.


I put my Glock Model 21SF, 45 cal automatic pistol with laser sight on the table, right next to my kitchen door. I left its clip beside it; then, left it alone and went about my business.

Image result for Glock Model 21SFWhile I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail; the next door neighbor mowed the yard; a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few cars stopped at the “stop” sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun; it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are and “How They kill people”.

Either the media is wrong, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But, if you take out just 5 “left-wing” cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.

They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat!

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