MUTH’S TRUTHS
(Chuck Muth) – For Bill Murray, waking up every morning was Groundhog Day.
For MAGA these days, waking up every morning is Christmas Day.
Can’t wait to unwrap today’s presents!
First up: Pam Bondi sworn in as Attorney General. And according to FOX News, her Day One directives are:
Combat the weaponization of the legal system; make prosecutors seek the death penalty when appropriate; and work with the Department of Homeland Security to “completely eliminate” cartels and transnational criminal organizations.
Break out the popcorn!
NEVADA NEWS & VIEWS
- Bartender Tells Rocket Scientist He Ain’t Smart, Internet Erupts in Laughter (Chuck Muth)
- Is This the End of Democrat’s “Golden Goose”? Inside USAID’s Dramatic Shakeup (Brittany Sheehan)
- Rep. Omar’s Comments on ICE Stir Up a Hornet’s Nest (Nevada News & Views)
- “White Tears” and DEI: Rep. Crockett’s Remarks Ignite Conservative Outrage (Nevada News & Views)
- NFL Shifts Super Bowl Message from “End Racism” to “Choose Love” Ahead of Trump’s Super Bowl Attendance (Brittany Sheehan)
- NFL Fumbles the Woke Ball: Drops ‘End Racism’ Just in Time for Trump’s Visit (Chuck Muth)
- The Government’s Hidden War on Your Bank Account (Brittany Sheehan)
- Gov. Joe Lombardo opposes teacher strikes, film tax credit (Steve Sebelius)
- Nevada Legislators Unite Across Party Lines to End Clock Changes (Brittany Sheehan)
- East Las Vegas protest against Trump’s immigration policies ends with 5 arrests (LVRJ)
X MARKS THE SPOT
- Here they go again: Rep. Al Green has filed articles of impeachment against President Trump. X
- Sen. “Pocahontas” Warren goes on warpath against Elon Musk. X
- Rep. Maxine Waters goes on unhinged rant attacking Elon Musk. X
- Rep. LaMonica McIver declares war on America and Elon Musk. X
- Rep. Ayanna Pressley rant: “Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby!” X
- Sen. Cory Booker goes “full Spartacus” on USAID cuts. X
- Sen. Schumer’s embarrassing chant-rant had CNN panel busting a gut. “Can we play it again?” X
- Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz scores “perfect 10” on the Pinocchio scale. X
- Biggest scandal in news media history: Politico “massively funded by USAID.” X
- Mexico begins deploying troops to guard the US border. X
- 5,000 FBI agents worked on the January 6 investigation. X
- This alone is reason enough to abolish the Department of Education. X
- ‘Daddy, did I save my sister?’ asks 10-year-old boy hospitalized after Philadelphia plane crash. X
- This beautiful little girl has autism. She brought her stuffed-puppy to the dog show. This is what happened next… X
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “Only 3 out of 10 people support the Democrat party now. And only 2 out of 10 men. Let them keep shouting, yelling, and making fools of themselves. Nobody cares.” – @catturd2
- “Liberals keep talking about how much the eggs and gas cost. Let me explain something to you. I will pay $10 a f*cking egg to keep watching DJT take a blowtorch to this temple of thieves, pedos and traitors, burn it to the ground and piss on the ashes.” – @TONYxTWO
- “Soros buys 220 radio stations before the election, gets fast-tracked by the FCC. Media: This is fine. Elon Musk cuts government waste. Media: JAIL HIM.” – @EndWokeness
- “Memo to the press: When a president is elected by the People and then does what he promised to do, that’s democracy. When a president is thwarted by unelected bureaucrats, that’s oligarchy. President Trump refuses to bend the knee to that oligarchy. Buckle up!” – Vice President J.D. Vance
- “Democrats have no power to stop Trump. The only people who are in any position to block him from fixing this country are spineless, bedwetter Republicans in the Senate.” – @seanmdav
- “USAID is funding so many embarrassing lost causes I’m shocked they aren’t funding the WNBA.” – @TheTonus
- “Ilhan Omar: USAID is the reason I’m here and not in Mogadishu. Literally everyone: That’s why we want to get rid of it.” – @joma_gc
- “If you’re more angry that a handful of 22 year old software engineers are writing code to uncover fraudulent government spending than at the people who are fraudulently spending your hard earned taxes, it’s time to do some soul searching.” – @anothercohen
- “I know people are joking around on here, but I have a nephew in kindergarten. If Trump cuts The Department of Education, who’s gonna call the kid a racist and show him gay porn?” – @jimmyfailla
- “Democrats wake up thinking, “Yesterday was the worst day ever,” and then today happens. Welcome to thunderdome.” – @WarlordDilley
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE
- Kat Timpf goes off on Jaden Smith’s “castle head.” X
- People driving past anti-deportation protests blasting this song. X
- Dr. Nick Peterson: TDS Specialist. X
- Man hears wife for the first time. X
- A Day Without Steve Inman is a Day Without Sunshine. X
