MUTH’S TRUTHS
(Chuck Muth) – Democrat Senate Majority Leader Nicole Cannibizzaro called Gov. Joe Lombardo this morning and said, “I can’t make our meeting. My truck won’t start. I think there’s water in the carburetor.”
Lombardo replied, “How do you know? Do you even know what a carburetor is?”
Cannibizzaro responded, “That doesn’t matter. I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”
The governor said, “I doubt it, but I’ll send someone to have a look. Where is the truck?”
She said, “It’s in the swimming pool.” (h/t: @614clinton)
NEVADA NEWS & VIEWS
National
- Democrat Lawmakers Arrested at ICE Facility — DHS Responds: “They Ignored Warnings” (Jill Douglass)
- Trump Eyes Rare Power Used Only 4 Times in U.S. History For Border Crisis (Kristen Kniep)
- Backlash Grows Over ‘Muslim-Only’ Texas Neighborhood (Kristen Kniep)
State
- Aaron Ford’s Price Control Scheme Is Just a Political Theater Campaign Stunt (Annie Black)
- Why Nevada Needs 287(g): Time to Get Serious About Criminal Aliens (Robin Titus)
- Can Nevada afford to become Hollywood 2.0? (McKenna Ross)
- Bringing Hollywood Jobs to Nevada – Without Writing a Blank Check (Amy Groves)
- All Public School Teachers Deserve Respect – Not Just the Union Ones (Kelly Chapman)
- Nevada’s Charter School Standouts: Sloan Canyon Shines While District Schools Slip (Annette Dawson Owens)
- Nevada’s Budget Battle: Raises for County Politicians While Services Get Cut? (Marsha Berkbigler)
- Vegas’ Top 15 Crash Zones: Are You Driving into a Death Trap? (Erica Neely)
- Fiore hearing ends without decision on suspension (Noble Brigham)
- Interview with Jack Posobiec, senior editor at Human Events and NYT best-selling author (Marty O’Donnell)
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X MARKS THE SPOT
- Trump: India and Pakistan have agreed to an immediate ceasefire | X
- DHS has provided @FoxNews ICE bodycam video from the altercation at the Delaney Hall detention facility yesterday. | X
- Rep. LaMonica McIver (red jacket) shouts in the faces of ICE officers | X
- Rep. LaMonica McIver shouts: “God d*mn it, shut down the city! We are at war!” | X
- Trump signs the rescission of burdensome Biden-era energy standards for walk-in coolers and freezers. | X
- DOJ has launched an investigation into EPIC City, a Muslim development in Texas, for attempting to implement Sharia Law. | X
- Three children were rescued from “COVID syndrome” parents who kept them locked inside their home since 2021. | X
- MSNBC replaced Rachel Maddow with Jen Psaki, but her Tuesday debut lost 53% more viewers. | X
- Megan Kelly: Versace you are our new Bud Lite. | X
- White firefighter saves the life of a black man. Later, when the firefighter asks if he has any firearms, the black man responds by shooting and killing him. | X
- Black female cop thought her camera was off and recorded herself stealing nearly $10,000 from a resident. | X
- What the heck is going on at Spirit Airlines? | X
- A lot of people have black fatigue. And not all of them are white people. Let me explain. | X
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “My 100% success rate at identifying idiots doesn’t require magical powers.” – Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling
- “Obama bro @TVietor08 last night said it was ‘really scary’ that things were escalating between India and Pakistan. Stated Trump was ‘completely asleep at the wheel.’ Legit 12 hours later: Trump announces he mediated a peace deal between Indian and Pakistan.” – @BrentScher
- “So let me get this straight. If I attempted to break into an ICE detention facility and started shoving federal agents, I’d go to jail IMMEDIATELY. But when a Democrat does it, they go on MSBNC and claim America is now an authoritarian state.” – @matt_vanswol
- “Californians voted for Prop 187 (denying social services to illegal immigrants) 60-40. A federal judge struck it down. Eventually voters capitulated. This is the playbook John Roberts is running on all of America. Deny the will of the people via judicial edit. It’s a coup.” – @Cernovich
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE
- A shoutout to the moms out there, courtesy of Mr. T | X
Victimhood Olympics Winner! | X
