DEJA VU: I drew a similar cartoon in 2016 with President Trump snatching the baton from a surprised President Obama and heading the right direction.
TRUMP 2.0
Welcome to Trump 2.0 operating system. This upgrade appears to be much better than the 2016 version. This Trump is faster, more decisive and more efficient.
Trump had 4 years to study his first term and make improvements. The result: Trump 2.0 is better at multi-tasking many policy initiatives at once and more.
From 2017 to 2020, Trump 1.0 signed 220 executive orders. Trump 2.0 signed over 200 on his first day. Many of them reversed the Biden executive orders which had made life difficult and expensive.
Trump 1.0 was burdened by constant attacks from the Democrat Smears virus, the Democrat Impeachment virus, the Russian Collusion Hoax virus, the Fake News virus and many more. Now that Trump 2.0 has be re-installed, it promises to be better equipped to deal political viruses but only time will tell.
One of the great features of Trump 2.0 is its uninstall function. The Woke DEI application which produced racist hiring decisions was uninstalled on Day 1 by Trump 2.0. It will be replaced by re-installing the classic merit-based system that judges a person’s work, not their race, gender or sexual identity.
Trump 2.0 also uninstalled the Transgender application which contained the Gender-Confusion virus that masqueraded as an untold number of genders. The side-effects of this virus included men playing in women’s sports, tampon dispensers in men’s bathrooms and misappropriation of pronouns. Trump 2.0 replaced this absurd system with the original common sense system of core values backed by science which limit the number of genders to 2 — male and female
Trump 1.0 was too costly inflating the national debt. Trump 2.0 includes an application called DOGE which promises to reduce the cost and size of government.
Trump 2.0 is making legal immigration great again by cracking down on illegal immigration. On Day 1, ICE arrested 308 illegal migrants, some of whom had been charged with murder and child rape, according to the New York Post.
Trump 2.0 is making press conferences great again. This was a prominent feature of Trump 1.0. He’s also making Tech in America great again by making a deal with
Marxists, socialists and progressives will not like the new Trump 2.0 and democrats in Congress are already mounting resistance. But so far, Trump 2.0 is keeping the promises that he made to the 77 million Americans who voted for him.
RIGHT VIEWS
The Blaze – Chris Enloe: Bible snub? Here’s why Trump did not place hand on holy book while reciting oath of office.
The Federalist – Debra Heine: Trump pans inauguration prayer service after woke prelate delivers pro-LGBTQ, pro-illegal immigrant lecture.
Townhall – John Stossel: The end of ESG (environmental, social and governance).
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In 2018, I drew this cartoon (below) after Trump was criticized for doing it…