MUTH’S TRUTHS
Joe Lombardo vs. Nevada Democrats: The Battle for School Choice
(Chuck Muth) – OK, class, break out your #2 pencils. We’re gonna do a little math today.
Last week Tennessee became the 13th state to pass a universal school choice bill. It’s a movement showing no signs of petering out – but with a catch.
If you want more school choice, you need to elect more Republicans.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
By now, everyone pretty much knows that DOGE stands for “Department of Government Efficiency.” But Libs of TikTok suggests it should stand for “Democrat Organizations Getting Eliminated.”
I’m good with that.
And I’ll leave you today with this humorous story from @614clinton…
I called my local radio station this morning to request a song. When the guy answered the phone he said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win the grand prize.”
“Woah!” I shouted with excitement.
“It’s a math question,” he said, “Are you feeling confident?”
“I have a degree in math!” I proudly said.
“Okay then, to win the 2 VIP tickets to see Selena Gomez and to meet her backstage afterwards, what is 2+2?”
“12,” I replied.
Oh, and…HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RONALD REAGAN!
NEVADA NEWS & VIEWS
- Congressional Effort to Subpoena Elon Musk Fails by One Vote (Nevada News & Views)
- Andrea Mitchell Exits, Stage Left, as “Oldstream” Media Continues to Crumble (Chuck Muth)
- Media or Mouthpiece? USAID’s Money Trail to Politico Raises Eyebrows (Nevada News & Views)
- Chicken Little Goes to Washington: Senator Rosen Claims Sky-High Egg Prices Trump’s Fault (Brittany Sheehan)
- Trump Takes Action on Women’s Sports (Brittany Sheehan)
- Lt. Gov. Anthony’s Task Force to Protect Women’s Sports Sparks Heated Debate (Nevada News & Views)
- Sheriff Kevin McMahill Addresses Hispanic Community on Immigration Enforcement (Brittany Sheehan)
- Red States Forming DOGE Commissions (Nevada News & Views)
- Nevada’s Lawsuit Abuse Battle: Should Attorney Fees Be Capped? (Chuck Muth)
- NSFW Picture Books on Amazon? Kinsey Maezing’s Work Sparks Debate (Kristen Kniep)
X MARKS THE SPOT
- Carl’s Jr. brings back their iconic bikini Super Bowl commercials after an 8-year slump. America really is back! X
- These are the people protesting Trump and Elon across the U.S. It’s always the people you least expect. X
- ICE operation in Aurora, Colorado targeting Tren de Aragua members finds apartment complexes empty. Gang members were allegedly tipped off about the raid. X
- Tom Homan is tired of government officials blocking his ICE operations and is in contact with the DOJ about prosecuting them. X
- BREAKING: Trump admin sues the State of Illinois, Cook County, and the city of Chicago for interfering with ICE operations. X
- Nevada prisons have nearly 700 undocumented immigrants in custody, costing taxpayers about $24 million a year. X
- Pam Bondi has directed the DOJ to pause all federal funding for sanctuary cities. X
- $8 million in taxpayer subsidies for Politico subscriptions has been CANCELLED. X
- Trump signs EO: No more men in women’s sports. X
- Rep. Gerry Connolly triggered by Rep. Nancy Mace’s use of the word “tranny.” X
- Former athletes sue the University of Pennsylvania, claiming they suffered emotional trauma from transgender swimmer Lia Thomas. X
- USAID whistleblower says he was forced to go to DEI camp and perform a “privilege walk” where they made him pretend to be a Scandinavian woman. X
- CNN’s Ashley Allison loses it, argues in favor of DEI by explaining how she has always been the lowest paid person despite all her degrees. X
- Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley goes on a racist rant about Iowa being too white. X
- America’s new Secretary of Energy just exposed the entire climate scam. X
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “Is there a single thing Democrats have done that doesn’t turn to sh*t? Not one single act, platform, or executive action has benefited anything but their own pockets.” – @RealJamesWoods
- “TdA (Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua) is going to be eradicated from this country. I will not rest until every one of them are in prison or in GITMO! That’s a promise I make to the American people.” – Border Czar Tom Homan
- “The American people elected Donald Trump because they thought he was going to be a sledgehammer against this government and against the out-of-control bureaucracy. And Elon Musk is the instrument of the destruction.” – Scott Jennings
- “The Politico scandal is worse than you think. It’s not $8M that Politico received from USAID. It’s $34.3M that Politico has received from various swampy federal govt agencies. Politico is, without a doubt, a totally corrupt propaganda arm of the swamp.” – @Liz_Wheeler
- “Right now, 32 states across America offer expanded school choice. If this were truly the ‘end of public education’ – as some claim – those states would be repealing their programs. Instead, they are expanding them- because they work.” – @CreightonForTX
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE
- @RepEliCrane roasted Democrats endlessly whining about Elon Musk and DOGE. X
- Woman with Tourette’s ‘tics’ and says Joe Biden is buried in her backyard after snorting cocaine during the Revolutionary War. X
- Bedtime Story: Martha’s Field Needs Plowed. X
- Bedtime Story: Ben’s Big Load. X
- A Day Without Steve Inman is a Day Without Sunshine. X
