Found this on the Texas Gardeners newsletter and thought others might like it too.
Fertile Fiction Yellow Roses
By Kaye George – Freelance Writer
Wanted to buy:
Gardening equipment, esp. wheelbarrow, spade, rose trellis.
Personal:
SWF who likes gardening seeking SWM same. Must love yellow roses. Call 555-123-4567 eves M-F.
Personal:
To “Guy who loves roses”: I’ll be wearing a yellow rose in my hair. Dew Drop Inn, 9 Sat.
Wanted to hire:
Florist to decorate yard for wedding reception. Theme: yellow roses.
House to trade:
Will trade bungalow with small yard for small house with big yard. Must have sunny spot for roses and space for compost pile.
Wanted to hire:
Nanny weekdays while Mom and Dad are at work. Some gardening required.
Wanted to hire:
Gardener for large bed of roses. Owners too busy to tend them.
Wanted to hire:
Private Investigator to track husband. Pictures needed.
Craigslist:
For Sale to highest bidder:
slightly used gardening equipment: wheelbarrow, spade, etc. Also beautiful yellow rose plants for transplanting.
Craigslist:
Compost by the bucket. Cheap.
Kaye George, who lives near Waco, is a short story writer and novelist who has been nominated for Agatha awards twice. She is the author of three mystery series, the Imogene Duckworthy humorous Texas series, the Cressa Carraway musical mystery series, and the FAT CAT cozy series with Berkley Prime Crime (the last two debuting later this year).
